#ShitCard
More like shitcard 😂😂
September 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Shitcard
September 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Unfortunately 'Britcard' rhymes with 'Shitcard' so this is immediately unviable
September 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
ShitCard
December 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The ShitCard in that instance
September 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
ShitCard?
September 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"One Card to rule them all, One Card to find them, One Card to bring them all and in the darkness bind them"

Starmer going full-Sauron on #BritCard #ShitCard.

It's ironic that a candidate for implementing this is called Palantir!

Gollum!
September 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Way to guarantee you will never be allowed to travel overseas again. Like a Mussolini/Hitler shitcard.
July 31, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Nearly 1.8 million, let’s make it 2 million this weekend!

Britcard = shitcard
Petition now at 1.6 million -keep sharing - get this to 5 million+
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
September 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
More like ShitCard ID am I right gamers
September 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
No-one is going to make a tiny change to the name and call it a ShitCard, are they?

#IDCard #ShitCard
September 26, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Shitcard
September 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Shitcard amirite?
The new IDs have been dubbed the "Britcard"
September 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
War regional sicher unterschiedlich. Permanente Anspannung. Falsches Auto, falsche Haare=Shitcard (damals war ja jeder "langhaarige" terrorverdächtig- und meine Szene war langhaarig. Hippies halt)
Ja- frag mal nach! Ich wünschte, ich hätte meine (verstorbene) Mutter mehr gefragt!!
November 4, 2023 at 6:03 PM
Totally not going to be labelled the Shitcard in Private Eye when the inevitable govt IT project fails as they *always* do.
September 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It's not a Brit card it's a #ShitCard - would be good to see this tag trending!

#YouYesYet
September 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
more like shitcard amirite
September 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Shitcard more like amirite
September 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
ShitCard

*Takes long draw of cigarette*
September 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Wes Streeting is probably going to require every pub and restaurant and cafe to use this make sure you go into the "right" place when you go for a shit, because that's the latest way he can hate trans people.

This will, of course, mean that it will be the ShitCard™
September 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
They better damn well re-name it, if they want anyone in Scotland to use it. #ShitCard
June 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Better than the rejected names:

Shitcard
Wankerpayments
Yougottobekiddingme
September 14, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Found my passport out. I don’t think it’s going to be useful for ID. Lol

Issued 1994 expired 2004

Awful greasy horrible fringe which is long gone. I don’t want a Shitcard™️ though as I have kept my driving licence card up to date
October 5, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I agree with #SinnFéin Ireland🇮🇪 We don't want #StarmerTheSpineless and his toxic right-wing #RedTory #Liebour abominations #ShitCard in Wales either #WalesIsNotEngland and WE ARE NOT BRITISH! WE ARE WELSH! Starmer and his clowns can stick their #FascistStateUK Spy Card up yer arse!
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
And isn't it just lovely out government has signed some more contracts with his company?

I wonder if they'll bid for the ShitCard system development?
September 26, 2025 at 8:37 AM