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cockamamied.bsky.social
Burger night!! Unfortunately we were out of beverages other than plain water, but a cider would've been nice.
#BeigeNotGreen #VeganFood #ShittyVeganFood
A photo of a burger, crinkle-cut french fries, and a ramekin of dipping sauce (a mix of barbecue, ketchup, and Cholula) on a white, ceramic plate. A photo of my hand holding the burger (upside-down for some reason). I took a bite out of it already, so its contents are more visible. Inside a soft, pan-toasted bun are a browned burger patty (by Beyond), a melty slice of cheddar-style cashew cheese, a fried faux egg (by BeLeaf), a crisp slice of Bakon (by Thrilling Foods), and a dollop of ranch dressing (by Herbivorous Butcher).
February 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
cockamamied.bsky.social
Sam got me sick, time for another smoothie 🥲
This is the limit of #BeigeNotGreen btw
#VeganFood #ShittyVeganFood
Against a background of white kitchen cabinets, my hand is holding up a personal blender cup, which contains a metal straw and about 600 milliliters of liquid. The smoothie is a pretty unappetizing color, to be honest: one of those murky, tertiary, gray-brown, "is it green or purple?" shades. There are dark specks throughout, because my blender is not capable of completely pulverizing everything into homogeneous goop.
January 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
ruby-soho.com
I need an r/shittyveganfood on here
January 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
cockamamied.bsky.social
#shittyveganfood update:
I'm holding in my hand one of the pastry monstrosities; I've bitten into it, so the interior is shown. The cheese is not very discernible, but the sausage (actually two segments of one link) and the pastry's flaky layers are clearly visible.
November 20, 2024 at 5:40 AM
cockamamied.bsky.social
Oh SWEET I have the opportunity to create a hashtag here that no one else has used yet!! Behold,
#ShittyVeganFood
A baking sheet tray, lined with parchment paper, contains eight vaguely croissant-esque, misshapen blobs of golden brown pastry. You can't tell because none of them have been opened for a cross-section, but they each contain vegan cheese and vegan sausage.
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 AM