one loose shoelace getting sucked in is all it takes..
November 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
one loose shoelace getting sucked in is all it takes..
No, I definitely wasn't just trying to eat the shoelace on your trainers 😂
November 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
No, I definitely wasn't just trying to eat the shoelace on your trainers 😂
i’m partial to ian’s shoelace site: www.fieggen.com/shoelace/ind...
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If you want to lace shoes, tie shoes or learn about shoelaces, “Ian's Shoelace Site” is the place!
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November 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
i’m partial to ian’s shoelace site: www.fieggen.com/shoelace/ind...
you aren't shoelace, you're shoeful 💕
November 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
you aren't shoelace, you're shoeful 💕
i have a bell on my shoelace so i go clink clink clink when i move btw
November 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
i have a bell on my shoelace so i go clink clink clink when i move btw
Wild girl play time!
I swear, we’re gonna eventually learn Calliope is *very* nearsighted, which is why she’s so shy and on edge until you’re right next to her, when she’s suddenly sweet and playful.
I swear, we’re gonna eventually learn Calliope is *very* nearsighted, which is why she’s so shy and on edge until you’re right next to her, when she’s suddenly sweet and playful.
November 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Wild girl play time!
I swear, we’re gonna eventually learn Calliope is *very* nearsighted, which is why she’s so shy and on edge until you’re right next to her, when she’s suddenly sweet and playful.
I swear, we’re gonna eventually learn Calliope is *very* nearsighted, which is why she’s so shy and on edge until you’re right next to her, when she’s suddenly sweet and playful.
I love that the penumbra of your conflicting artistic principles and urges manifests in the humble shoelace
November 8, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I love that the penumbra of your conflicting artistic principles and urges manifests in the humble shoelace
1. I sold comics out of my locker for a quarter each in 6th grade.
2. A shoelace broke while I was tying it and I punched myself in the face.
2. A shoelace broke while I was tying it and I punched myself in the face.
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
1. I sold comics out of my locker for a quarter each in 6th grade.
2. A shoelace broke while I was tying it and I punched myself in the face.
2. A shoelace broke while I was tying it and I punched myself in the face.
My favorite rat interactions downtown
- Rat with a cigarette outside the pub
- Rat who waited at the crosswalk and used it correctly
- Rat who untied my shoelace 👎🏻
- Rat with a cigarette outside the pub
- Rat who waited at the crosswalk and used it correctly
- Rat who untied my shoelace 👎🏻
November 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
My favorite rat interactions downtown
- Rat with a cigarette outside the pub
- Rat who waited at the crosswalk and used it correctly
- Rat who untied my shoelace 👎🏻
- Rat with a cigarette outside the pub
- Rat who waited at the crosswalk and used it correctly
- Rat who untied my shoelace 👎🏻
I mean, that's one way to staple "I have the IQ of a shoelace" on your forehead.
In Stapleton Heights, Staten Island, Andrea Divito, 70, told us she "voted Republican right down the line. I'm just trying to give Mamdani less power. He's a socialist. He's pretty much a communist! He hates America. He promises the world, but won't say how he's going to pay for it."
November 3, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I mean, that's one way to staple "I have the IQ of a shoelace" on your forehead.
A shoelace is what I pack with my gags in case I need to extend the straps for a larger head 🪢
Am looking for a better way, too 🕵️♀️
Am looking for a better way, too 🕵️♀️
November 4, 2026 at 10:08 PM
A shoelace is what I pack with my gags in case I need to extend the straps for a larger head 🪢
Am looking for a better way, too 🕵️♀️
Am looking for a better way, too 🕵️♀️
A shoelace caught in the grass. Evening jog remnants. Some fraying, some stillness.
November 8, 2026 at 7:22 AM
A shoelace caught in the grass. Evening jog remnants. Some fraying, some stillness.
I think we’re on the start of a pathway there. And Trump’s gonna make it easier because this self aggrandizing freak isn’t gonna stop trying to build monuments to himself even as he polls lower than when the end of your shoelace frays and you can’t get it through the eyes anymore.
November 4, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I think we’re on the start of a pathway there. And Trump’s gonna make it easier because this self aggrandizing freak isn’t gonna stop trying to build monuments to himself even as he polls lower than when the end of your shoelace frays and you can’t get it through the eyes anymore.
Reposting this of Shoelace and me again cause I can't put images in bsky dms on mobile???
November 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Reposting this of Shoelace and me again cause I can't put images in bsky dms on mobile???
May all her toasts fall jam-side down and every shoelace unravel instantly.
This is a big deal for education policy in this country. May she live the rest of her life in bitter exile
www.newsobserver.com/news/politic...
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NC Rep. Virginia Foxx loses reelection but is within striking distance of a recount
Rep. Virginia Foxx, a Republican from Banner Elk and chairwoman of the Rules committee, lost her reelection bid but could ask for a recount.
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November 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
May all her toasts fall jam-side down and every shoelace unravel instantly.
ITV rugby comms are annoying at the best of times but when it’s England they ramp up the levels to insufferably one eyed tubthumping levels of jingoism. England player ties his shoelace….comms ”oh my have you ever seen such natural talent? What a player, what a man!”
November 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
ITV rugby comms are annoying at the best of times but when it’s England they ramp up the levels to insufferably one eyed tubthumping levels of jingoism. England player ties his shoelace….comms ”oh my have you ever seen such natural talent? What a player, what a man!”
My question is- who is running the network since the other guy tripped on his shoelace in the prison cell?
November 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
My question is- who is running the network since the other guy tripped on his shoelace in the prison cell?
B&W baby wants to PLAY today!
I ran out of cat food (the replacement bag is literally coming today) so I had to give him some cooked pouch chicken today, which seems to be his favorite thing EVER.
Niles said the kitty wanted to play today, so Niles took a shoelace toy out to play with him😸
I ran out of cat food (the replacement bag is literally coming today) so I had to give him some cooked pouch chicken today, which seems to be his favorite thing EVER.
Niles said the kitty wanted to play today, so Niles took a shoelace toy out to play with him😸
November 6, 2026 at 6:40 PM
B&W baby wants to PLAY today!
I ran out of cat food (the replacement bag is literally coming today) so I had to give him some cooked pouch chicken today, which seems to be his favorite thing EVER.
Niles said the kitty wanted to play today, so Niles took a shoelace toy out to play with him😸
I ran out of cat food (the replacement bag is literally coming today) so I had to give him some cooked pouch chicken today, which seems to be his favorite thing EVER.
Niles said the kitty wanted to play today, so Niles took a shoelace toy out to play with him😸
Michaels still has a LOT of cool stuff left! Especially tumblers and larger decor, but most of it is still double-digit prices so I passed. May pop back in a couple weeks from now and see if it’s been discounted more.
Ended up with shoelace charms and hair clips because I’m a child 😁
Ended up with shoelace charms and hair clips because I’m a child 😁
November 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Michaels still has a LOT of cool stuff left! Especially tumblers and larger decor, but most of it is still double-digit prices so I passed. May pop back in a couple weeks from now and see if it’s been discounted more.
Ended up with shoelace charms and hair clips because I’m a child 😁
Ended up with shoelace charms and hair clips because I’m a child 😁
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November 7, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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Ok, today I saw a bloke stop walking, hoist one leg up, and tie his shoelace, while balancing on one leg, and carrying a meal deal in a bag.
Beat that.
Beat that.
November 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Ok, today I saw a bloke stop walking, hoist one leg up, and tie his shoelace, while balancing on one leg, and carrying a meal deal in a bag.
Beat that.
Beat that.
Today is International (11)
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30s tin roof drum symphonies
30s golden potato treasure hunts
40s Paper Hat fashion week
40s Mystery coupon hunt
40s spyglass scavenger hunt
40s Giant map puzzles
50s Atomic picnic breakfasts
November 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Today is International (11)
30s Community shoelace weaving bee outfits
30s tin roof drum symphonies
30s golden potato treasure hunts
40s Paper Hat fashion week
40s Mystery coupon hunt
40s spyglass scavenger hunt
40s Giant map puzzles
50s Atomic picnic breakfasts
30s Community shoelace weaving bee outfits
30s tin roof drum symphonies
30s golden potato treasure hunts
40s Paper Hat fashion week
40s Mystery coupon hunt
40s spyglass scavenger hunt
40s Giant map puzzles
50s Atomic picnic breakfasts