confiscate their belts and shoelaces
November 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM
confiscate their belts and shoelaces
I am endorsing the Protect College Shoelaces Act
UMass dude just lost both shoes and had to play defense barefoot
November 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I am endorsing the Protect College Shoelaces Act
We have the foot on the neck.. now is not the time to tie the shoelaces
November 6, 2026 at 2:21 AM
We have the foot on the neck.. now is not the time to tie the shoelaces
Darth Vader tossing the Emperor down the reactor shaft, tripping over his own untied shoelaces, and falling down the reactor shaft as well
November 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Darth Vader tossing the Emperor down the reactor shaft, tripping over his own untied shoelaces, and falling down the reactor shaft as well
I heard they had to take away Rob Schneider's belt and shoelaces this morning.
November 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I heard they had to take away Rob Schneider's belt and shoelaces this morning.
Why is Hakeem Jeffries saying ‘we need to bend over and tie our shoelaces’??
Sen. Warnock was just asked on CNN if Dems will focus on costs *or* corruption, and he responded "We can walk & chew gum at the same time." Hell yes, that is the message.
November 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Why is Hakeem Jeffries saying ‘we need to bend over and tie our shoelaces’??
If Jake has any friends they should probably take his shoelaces
when you evolve Dummymander into its highest level it becomes Dummizard
November 4, 2026 at 12:37 PM
If Jake has any friends they should probably take his shoelaces
Vance absolutely SPRINTING away from Trump, is going to trip over his own shoelaces in short order for the attempt
November 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Vance absolutely SPRINTING away from Trump, is going to trip over his own shoelaces in short order for the attempt
is it the kind of “resignation watch” where they take away your belt and shoelaces
Sourcing seems vague but they went with it.
@the-independent.com
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@the-independent.com
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Marco Rubio ‘on resignation watch’ from Trump administration after midterms disaster
Exclusive: The US secretary of state is thought to be preparing for a presidential run in 2028 and will likely want to distance himself from Trump, The Independent can reveal.
www.independent.co.uk
November 5, 2026 at 2:34 PM
is it the kind of “resignation watch” where they take away your belt and shoelaces
you explain that to him while i tie his shoelaces together
November 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
you explain that to him while i tie his shoelaces together
But you gotta leave him his shoelaces and his belt and leave him unobserved for hours at a time.
November 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
But you gotta leave him his shoelaces and his belt and leave him unobserved for hours at a time.
i like your shoelaces
November 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
i like your shoelaces
Zion Williamson Memorial Protect College Shoelaces Act
November 6, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Zion Williamson Memorial Protect College Shoelaces Act
“Human, why did you MOVE? I was watching you read!”
“I was watching YOU play with my shoes, Kiki!”
“But they got strings! I LIKE strings!”
“There’s a big difference between LOOSE strings and TIED strings!”
“What do you mean, human? Your strings are LOOSE!”
“Because you just UNTIED them, Kiki!”
“I was watching YOU play with my shoes, Kiki!”
“But they got strings! I LIKE strings!”
“There’s a big difference between LOOSE strings and TIED strings!”
“What do you mean, human? Your strings are LOOSE!”
“Because you just UNTIED them, Kiki!”
November 6, 2026 at 12:36 PM
“Human, why did you MOVE? I was watching you read!”
“I was watching YOU play with my shoes, Kiki!”
“But they got strings! I LIKE strings!”
“There’s a big difference between LOOSE strings and TIED strings!”
“What do you mean, human? Your strings are LOOSE!”
“Because you just UNTIED them, Kiki!”
“I was watching YOU play with my shoes, Kiki!”
“But they got strings! I LIKE strings!”
“There’s a big difference between LOOSE strings and TIED strings!”
“What do you mean, human? Your strings are LOOSE!”
“Because you just UNTIED them, Kiki!”
Dudes shoelaces need to confiscated
November 5, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Dudes shoelaces need to confiscated
Cartwheels? C'mon, I'd be surprised if he could bend over to tie his shoelaces.
"Ontario Premier Doug Ford, one of the most colourful critics of Trump's tariffs at the premiers' table, said he "was doing cartwheels down the street" as the votes were being tallied."
Video or it never happened, Doug.
#cdnpoli #onpoli
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Video or it never happened, Doug.
#cdnpoli #onpoli
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Senior Democratic congressman says party 'going to put an end' to Trump's tariffs | CBC News
A senior Democrat says his party will work to end U.S. President Donald Trump's tariffs on allies, including Canada, when it takes control of Congress next year.
www.cbc.ca
November 4, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Cartwheels? C'mon, I'd be surprised if he could bend over to tie his shoelaces.
You can wear socks in there lol. Maybe not shoelaces for the first couple days but socks are fine lol.
November 7, 2026 at 3:12 AM
You can wear socks in there lol. Maybe not shoelaces for the first couple days but socks are fine lol.
I'm beaming mean thoughts at them.
Hoping their shoelaces become untied.
Hoping their shoelaces become untied.
November 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I'm beaming mean thoughts at them.
Hoping their shoelaces become untied.
Hoping their shoelaces become untied.
What does this say about 2013 tumblr teens tho
(BTW I like your shoelaces)
(BTW I like your shoelaces)
November 2, 2026 at 9:34 PM
What does this say about 2013 tumblr teens tho
(BTW I like your shoelaces)
(BTW I like your shoelaces)
somebody should probably take Haley Stevens shoelaces away. or don't, i don't really care
November 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
somebody should probably take Haley Stevens shoelaces away. or don't, i don't really care
Make it legal to steal the President's shoelaces.
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
(Absurd answers only.)
(Absurd answers only.)
November 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Make it legal to steal the President's shoelaces.
Because you can't tie shoelaces?
November 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Because you can't tie shoelaces?
My stretchiest pair of lounge pants had its elastic completely worn 𝘢𝘯𝘥 without a drawstring, rendering it completely unwearable.
BUT one of my new pins fell near a box of replacement insoles I never cut into. Found a pair of shoelaces inside it, so now I can wear those stretchy lounge pants again!
BUT one of my new pins fell near a box of replacement insoles I never cut into. Found a pair of shoelaces inside it, so now I can wear those stretchy lounge pants again!
November 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
My stretchiest pair of lounge pants had its elastic completely worn 𝘢𝘯𝘥 without a drawstring, rendering it completely unwearable.
BUT one of my new pins fell near a box of replacement insoles I never cut into. Found a pair of shoelaces inside it, so now I can wear those stretchy lounge pants again!
BUT one of my new pins fell near a box of replacement insoles I never cut into. Found a pair of shoelaces inside it, so now I can wear those stretchy lounge pants again!