NEW: I ran 80,000 simulations of the election. My wife left me for a guy who doesn’t do that.
November 5, 2024 at 3:56 PM
NEW: I ran 80,000 simulations of the election. My wife left me for a guy who doesn’t do that.
I would run 40,000 simulations
And I would run 40,000 more
Just to be the man who ran 80,000 simulations
And still not know the score
And I would run 40,000 more
Just to be the man who ran 80,000 simulations
And still not know the score
November 5, 2024 at 4:05 PM
I would run 40,000 simulations
And I would run 40,000 more
Just to be the man who ran 80,000 simulations
And still not know the score
And I would run 40,000 more
Just to be the man who ran 80,000 simulations
And still not know the score
I can't believe Katherine Johnson used to do these sorts of calculations and simulations BY HAND. I'm flabbergasted.
If all goes according to plan, in a few hours, a crew of astronauts will begin a journey that will take them on a loop around the moon. Here's a video that NASA put together to help people visualize the journey through space, first orbiting the earth before looping around the moon and flying home 🔭
April 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I can't believe Katherine Johnson used to do these sorts of calculations and simulations BY HAND. I'm flabbergasted.
Simulations are important for preparing for the real thing!
June 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Simulations are important for preparing for the real thing!
Old and new. Nubs on the old caused some issues with simulations. New hopefully works.
September 24, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Old and new. Nubs on the old caused some issues with simulations. New hopefully works.
These people and their fucking simulations lmao
January 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
These people and their fucking simulations lmao
AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations
Leading AIs from OpenAI, Anthropic and Google opted to use nuclear weapons in simulated war games in 95 per cent of cases
www.newscientist.com/article/2516...
Leading AIs from OpenAI, Anthropic and Google opted to use nuclear weapons in simulated war games in 95 per cent of cases
www.newscientist.com/article/2516...
AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations
Leading AIs from OpenAI, Anthropic and Google opted to use nuclear weapons in simulated war games in 95 per cent of cases
www.newscientist.com
February 25, 2026 at 12:27 PM
AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations
Leading AIs from OpenAI, Anthropic and Google opted to use nuclear weapons in simulated war games in 95 per cent of cases
www.newscientist.com/article/2516...
Leading AIs from OpenAI, Anthropic and Google opted to use nuclear weapons in simulated war games in 95 per cent of cases
www.newscientist.com/article/2516...
As someone who did molecular simulations in undergrad and grad school, I’m telling you now that a computer cannot fucking know about drug interactions.
What's the worst that could happen?
RFK Jr. Says AI Will Approve New Drugs at FDA 'Very, Very Quickly'
gizmodo.com
July 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
As someone who did molecular simulations in undergrad and grad school, I’m telling you now that a computer cannot fucking know about drug interactions.
all my simulations gone
November 6, 2024 at 3:03 AM
all my simulations gone
November 9, 2024 at 11:52 AM
messing with cloth simulations
September 15, 2024 at 6:34 PM
messing with cloth simulations
we’ve run 80,000 simulations and they don’t love you like i love you
November 5, 2024 at 10:23 PM
we’ve run 80,000 simulations and they don’t love you like i love you
Is "1000 simulations" the new way of saying "asked chatgpt"????
January 14, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Is "1000 simulations" the new way of saying "asked chatgpt"????
#GalandVoid Beach 4: Physics Simulations
February 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
#GalandVoid Beach 4: Physics Simulations
We've run 80,000 simulations and in every one of them cars ruin everything.
November 5, 2024 at 5:59 PM
We've run 80,000 simulations and in every one of them cars ruin everything.
We've run 80,000 simulations and CO₂ fucks up climate every time.
November 5, 2024 at 6:08 PM
We've run 80,000 simulations and CO₂ fucks up climate every time.
Like why simulations?! Go to an actual grocery store and see the prices, shop a recipe ... it's not rocket science, you don't need simulations LOL
January 14, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Like why simulations?! Go to an actual grocery store and see the prices, shop a recipe ... it's not rocket science, you don't need simulations LOL
I'd be willing to bet a pretty good bottle of scotch that "we've run over 1,000 simulations" means "we entered a prompt into Grok."
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I'd be willing to bet a pretty good bottle of scotch that "we've run over 1,000 simulations" means "we entered a prompt into Grok."
I ran 80,000 simulations and in all of them u and me were together
November 5, 2024 at 11:21 PM
I ran 80,000 simulations and in all of them u and me were together
Liquid simulations are fun.
November 13, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Liquid simulations are fun.
“AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations”
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February 25, 2026 at 2:09 PM
“AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations”
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certified cringe in all 80,000 simulations
November 6, 2024 at 12:25 AM
certified cringe in all 80,000 simulations
... computer simulations like this one.
January 11, 2024 at 3:47 AM
... computer simulations like this one.
Here's the latest comparison of global surface temperature observations (red) with IPCC climate model simulations (through March 2025, via @hausfath.bsky.social):
May 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Here's the latest comparison of global surface temperature observations (red) with IPCC climate model simulations (through March 2025, via @hausfath.bsky.social):