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jessemlocker.bsky.social
Jael nails a tent stake through the head of Canannite general Sisera. Ready for meme-ification.

[Artemisia Gentileschi, Jael and Sisera, 1620. Oil on canvas, 36 3/8 × 50 1⁄4 in. (92.3 × 127.5 cm). Szépmüvészeti Múzeum, Budapest]
A well dressed Jael nails a tent stake through the head of Canannite general Sisera as he sleeps on the ground. Artist's name signed as if carved on the plinth behind here https://www.mfab.hu/artworks/9542/
February 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
ravmike.bsky.social
Sisera: Your body, my choice.

Yael:
"Jael Smote Sisera, and Slew Him," by James Tissot in the collection of the Jewish Museum (New York).
November 12, 2024 at 4:09 AM
rogermccarthy.bsky.social
Jael and Sisera too!
November 12, 2024 at 8:20 PM
sanatintarihi.bsky.social
Artemisia Gentileschi - Jael and Sisera - 1620 (Museum of Fine Arts Budapest)
May 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
rabihalameddine.bsky.social
Artemisia Gentileschi, Jael and Sisera, 1620
September 24, 2026 at 6:27 AM
theradr.bsky.social
Sisera but yeahh
danforth.bsky.social Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · Apr 1
"when I said I wanted to try pegging in the tent, this wasn't what I had in mind!" - the famous last words of a dying Eglon
April 1, 2024 at 9:39 PM
orcbitch.bsky.social
Twinkdeath (James Northcote, 1787)
James Northcote's painting of Jael and Sisera, where a milf Jael, holding a hammer and nail with intent to kill, looms over a sleeping twink Sisera with kind of a fat ass
August 24, 2026 at 7:27 PM
catgraffam.bsky.social
"No Baroque Boys (after Artemisia Gentileschi's Jael and Sisera)" done in Kid Pix Studio Deluxe on an iBook G3 using an Apple Pro Mouse from 2000.
An illustration surrounded by the program ui of Kid Pix Studio Deluxe. The drawing is a recreation of Artemisia Gentileschi's "Jael and Sisera" painting. The right figure is a trans woman in a yellow dress with white sleeves on her knees looking down at the male figure. She is raising a hammer with her right hand and holding a tent stake against the male figure's head with her left hand. The male figure is wearing blue and red garments and is laying asleep on his side with his head in the lap of the woman. In the bottom left corner is a red smart phone with the logo of Grindr visible on the screen. Behind the figures is a pair of red glasses sitting on a nightstand.
April 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
molinario.bsky.social
"Linke woke Frauen" vs. "Rechte Incels"
(Symbolbild)
Mittelalterliche Darstellung einer biblischen Szene: Jaël treibt dem Feldherren Sisera mit einem Schmiedehammer einen Zeltpflock durch die Schläfe.
September 23, 2026 at 5:37 AM
jessemlocker.bsky.social
Came to mind for no reason in particular

Artemisia Gentileschi, Jael and Sisera, 1620. Oil on canvas, 36 3/8 × 50 1/4 in. (92.3 × 127.5 cm). Szépmüvészeti Múzeum, Budapest #ElectionDay
As the Canaanite general Sisera falls asleep, a well dressed Sisera prepares to drive a tent stake through his head. Signed on the pilaster ARTEMITIA. LOMI FACIBAT M.D. CXX. (Artemisia Lomi made this 1620)
November 5, 2024 at 2:58 PM
josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
BREAKING: The United States government is being sued for copyright infringement by Jael the wife of Heber the Kenite, who says that she coined the phrase "Operation Midnight Hammer."
Jael taking a sledgehammer and tent peg to the skull of Sisera.
June 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
six18sfoundry.bsky.social
Jael & Sisera 1620 Artemisia Gentileschi. MFA Budapest

#InternationalWomensDay
Soldier man w beard sleeping in red top blue shorts & white socks and yellow gowned woman going to crash his brains out w a hammer
March 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
pavizi.bsky.social
little doodle of sisera
Art of the artist's OC, Sisera. She is smiling, running, holding one arm to her side and the other in the air with a peace sign. Text above her says 'IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE ME'.
May 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
artnau.bsky.social
Jael and Sisera, 1620 by Artemisia Gentileschi
May 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
bbober.eurosky.social
Vous connaissez sans doute Judith qui a séparé l’homme de l’artiste, mais connaissiez-vous Yaël qui demande poliment à ce qu’on arrête de la mansplainer ?
Tabeau de Judith et Holpherne. Judith, habillée d’une robe bleu pâle, vient de décapiter Homopherne et tient sa tête barbue à la main Yaël et Sisera. Yael, un marteau dans une main et un clou dans l’autre, s’apprête à transpercer le crâne de Sisera qui a pas l’air super jouasse
July 23, 2026 at 9:18 AM
nyashajunior.bsky.social
"The whole purpose of the postmenopausal female" is to provide hospitality.
Tissot painting entitled Jael smote Sisera and slew him; Woman crouched next to a reclining man in a tent on a floral rug; woman has hammer in hand and mallet at his temple
August 15, 2024 at 12:04 AM
apaganinarizona.bsky.social
Jael and Sisera, also by Artemisia Gentileschi ☺️
Jael and Sisera by Artemisia Gentileschi.
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
alltomato1717.bsky.social
good morning, Mary Allamby Bonnet
oil painting of a woman dressed in gold about to drive a stake through a man’s temple/ear “Jael and Sisera” by Artemisia Gentileschi, 1600s
July 31, 2025 at 11:26 AM
lilieael.bsky.social
Bingjie and sj, Jael and Sisera?
#svsss #JaelandSisera #bingjiu #bingjie #shenjiu
October 24, 2024 at 11:24 PM
spademate.bsky.social
W'ryn Sisera. #PrancingMoogle
A hrothgar woman leans against a music stand, wearing a red coat which compliments her red hair.
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
deathofbuckley.bsky.social
Just been invited to join a Teams meeting on Monday at 7am.

You've more chance of me getting off with Pope John Paul II x
Painting of Jael and Sisera by Artemisia Gentileschi
January 23, 2026 at 2:06 PM
floraknowstobefree.eurosky.social
Ich schreibe deutschsprachige Songs unter dem Pseudonym Jael Sisera.
May 18, 2026 at 8:19 PM
mtdave.bsky.social
A woman ruined my camping trip.

By Sisera
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
emilias.bsky.social
Jael and Sisera
May 21, 2024 at 5:24 PM