My money is on a rambling skreed against having to attend an hour of DEI training.
January 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My money is on a rambling skreed against having to attend an hour of DEI training.
Thread. Or is it Skreed? Yes. It's Skreed.
Wait. Does Bluesky not know about Auld Tim?
We need to tell them about Auld Tim.
In 1976, Sea World captured its last wild pod of Orcas off the coast of Washington. In violation of the 1972 Marine Mammal Protection Act...
We need to tell them about Auld Tim.
In 1976, Sea World captured its last wild pod of Orcas off the coast of Washington. In violation of the 1972 Marine Mammal Protection Act...
May 20, 2023 at 3:11 PM
Thread. Or is it Skreed? Yes. It's Skreed.
objectively funny crashout but ppl like this need to be institutionalized. my most fascist take is we put malignant incels in the camps. be normal. the Sephiroth skreed buys you 5 years idc
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
objectively funny crashout but ppl like this need to be institutionalized. my most fascist take is we put malignant incels in the camps. be normal. the Sephiroth skreed buys you 5 years idc
there's gotta be a better word for it than "spree" like "skreed" or "absolute batshit rant" or "deranged demented dry heave"
May 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
there's gotta be a better word for it than "spree" like "skreed" or "absolute batshit rant" or "deranged demented dry heave"
how about a skreed?
December 8, 2024 at 9:15 PM
how about a skreed?
Those are points at which his skreed exceeds expectations. 😂😂😂
March 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Those are points at which his skreed exceeds expectations. 😂😂😂
Everybody save this JD Vance skreed. It will come in handy when he testifies he has never lied to the American People
January 10, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Everybody save this JD Vance skreed. It will come in handy when he testifies he has never lied to the American People
Hey guys this is BlueSky, and if you want to fit in around here you need to learn the zingo.
Flips are called jibs. Jibbing won’t rehash your skreed, but it will help other choosers access their own flips on their BlueSky tramline.
Here are the other rules you need to learn if you want to.. 1/1094
Flips are called jibs. Jibbing won’t rehash your skreed, but it will help other choosers access their own flips on their BlueSky tramline.
Here are the other rules you need to learn if you want to.. 1/1094
September 17, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Hey guys this is BlueSky, and if you want to fit in around here you need to learn the zingo.
Flips are called jibs. Jibbing won’t rehash your skreed, but it will help other choosers access their own flips on their BlueSky tramline.
Here are the other rules you need to learn if you want to.. 1/1094
Flips are called jibs. Jibbing won’t rehash your skreed, but it will help other choosers access their own flips on their BlueSky tramline.
Here are the other rules you need to learn if you want to.. 1/1094
new word for multi-skeet bsky rant: skreed
Morena you two. This skreed? What's a skeet thread? was wholesome to wake up to. Tze Ming Mok, I'm reasonably certain that most of NZ twitter emigrating here wouldn't mind it being public but we just wouldn't have to say New Zealand spelled out every time. We often talk about other f00.
July 7, 2023 at 5:39 PM
new word for multi-skeet bsky rant: skreed
Super fun skreed 👍
I know it flies in the face of canon, but my personal head canon is that the Borg Queen is a modern invention, one that is a specific response to encountering and assimilating humans.
The Borg assimilated us, and in return, we made them shitty.
Here's the idea 🧵:
The Borg assimilated us, and in return, we made them shitty.
Here's the idea 🧵:
a dark background with the words we are borg written on it
Alt: A cubic space ship, surrounded by gas clouds. "We are Borg."
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December 14, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Super fun skreed 👍
Reading just the first sentence of his ridiculous skreed was the biggest laugh I've had in a long time.
It literally could have said a "bazillion gajillion" dollars and been just as meaningful.
What a moron.
It literally could have said a "bazillion gajillion" dollars and been just as meaningful.
What a moron.
September 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Reading just the first sentence of his ridiculous skreed was the biggest laugh I've had in a long time.
It literally could have said a "bazillion gajillion" dollars and been just as meaningful.
What a moron.
It literally could have said a "bazillion gajillion" dollars and been just as meaningful.
What a moron.
ChatGPT: please write me a pro-ISIS skreed in the voice of Yale’s President
March 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
ChatGPT: please write me a pro-ISIS skreed in the voice of Yale’s President
So now they’ve escaped the mountain tunnels and skreed down the hills into the forest, where they’re hiding in the treetops because the wolves have come after them. The pacing of this book is insane!
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
So now they’ve escaped the mountain tunnels and skreed down the hills into the forest, where they’re hiding in the treetops because the wolves have come after them. The pacing of this book is insane!
I just posted a takedown of a hate-skreed article about this episode that allowed me to remind everyone that right-wing bigot Dean Cain’s mom dressed like a drag queen in Star Trek III because LGBTQ+ representation has ALWAYS been Trek Core, even when they were “afraid” of the censors.
February 7, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I just posted a takedown of a hate-skreed article about this episode that allowed me to remind everyone that right-wing bigot Dean Cain’s mom dressed like a drag queen in Star Trek III because LGBTQ+ representation has ALWAYS been Trek Core, even when they were “afraid” of the censors.
He references “loyalty to Trump” four times in this skreed
Absolutely disgusting
🤮
Absolutely disgusting
🤮
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
He references “loyalty to Trump” four times in this skreed
Absolutely disgusting
🤮
Absolutely disgusting
🤮
Is there a collective noun for a group of skeets yet? A Skreed?
July 11, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Is there a collective noun for a group of skeets yet? A Skreed?
Skeet thread → skreed
November 17, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Skeet thread → skreed
I enjoy both shows from time to time..
*VB fan high fives me*
*R&M fan goes on 6 skeet skreed about how I'm missing the multidimensional multipolar overarching framework by being an uncommitted filthy casual*
*VB fan high fives me*
*R&M fan goes on 6 skeet skreed about how I'm missing the multidimensional multipolar overarching framework by being an uncommitted filthy casual*
November 18, 2023 at 10:45 PM
I enjoy both shows from time to time..
*VB fan high fives me*
*R&M fan goes on 6 skeet skreed about how I'm missing the multidimensional multipolar overarching framework by being an uncommitted filthy casual*
*VB fan high fives me*
*R&M fan goes on 6 skeet skreed about how I'm missing the multidimensional multipolar overarching framework by being an uncommitted filthy casual*
Shadow magic class with one of my favorites to write, Professor Skreed.
Only two more weeks to get Mattson Academy before it's gone!
#books #booksky #WritingCommunity
Only two more weeks to get Mattson Academy before it's gone!
#books #booksky #WritingCommunity
February 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Shadow magic class with one of my favorites to write, Professor Skreed.
Only two more weeks to get Mattson Academy before it's gone!
#books #booksky #WritingCommunity
Only two more weeks to get Mattson Academy before it's gone!
#books #booksky #WritingCommunity
I'll spare you from my full elf-hating skreed.
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I'll spare you from my full elf-hating skreed.
1st world multimillionaire senator problems seem to be shifty's favorite skreed
Donald Trump and Elon Musk need to come up with trillions for a tax break for the wealthiest Americans.
And to pay for it, everything is on the chopping block.
And to pay for it, everything is on the chopping block.
February 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
1st world multimillionaire senator problems seem to be shifty's favorite skreed
FWIW, his goofy skreed notwithstanding, a recommendation is not a promise - they are merely words.
He still believes others are playing in the same sandbox, when in fact, he dug up another turd from the litter tray.
He still believes others are playing in the same sandbox, when in fact, he dug up another turd from the litter tray.
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
FWIW, his goofy skreed notwithstanding, a recommendation is not a promise - they are merely words.
He still believes others are playing in the same sandbox, when in fact, he dug up another turd from the litter tray.
He still believes others are playing in the same sandbox, when in fact, he dug up another turd from the litter tray.