fun news! i’ll be on smartypants s2 with a presentation you’ll hate (in a good way)!
December 5, 2024 at 12:59 PM
fun news! i’ll be on smartypants s2 with a presentation you’ll hate (in a good way)!
Want to give a friend the gift of Dropout so they can watch every episode of Game Changer, Dimension 20, Smartypants, Very Important People, and more? 👇👇👇
April 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Want to give a friend the gift of Dropout so they can watch every episode of Game Changer, Dimension 20, Smartypants, Very Important People, and more? 👇👇👇
I have never once agreed more with a presentation in my life
July 21, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I have never once agreed more with a presentation in my life
12am: Scripted, animated, and more offbeat series
6am: Sketch block
9am: Podcast block
11am: Dealer's choice
Noon: Um, Actually, Rank Room, Parlor Room
3pm: Smartypants, Gastronauts, Very Important People
6pm: Make Some Noise
8pm: Game Changer
10pm: Dirty Laundry & Crowd Control
6am: Sketch block
9am: Podcast block
11am: Dealer's choice
Noon: Um, Actually, Rank Room, Parlor Room
3pm: Smartypants, Gastronauts, Very Important People
6pm: Make Some Noise
8pm: Game Changer
10pm: Dirty Laundry & Crowd Control
March 24, 2026 at 4:00 PM
12am: Scripted, animated, and more offbeat series
6am: Sketch block
9am: Podcast block
11am: Dealer's choice
Noon: Um, Actually, Rank Room, Parlor Room
3pm: Smartypants, Gastronauts, Very Important People
6pm: Make Some Noise
8pm: Game Changer
10pm: Dirty Laundry & Crowd Control
6am: Sketch block
9am: Podcast block
11am: Dealer's choice
Noon: Um, Actually, Rank Room, Parlor Room
3pm: Smartypants, Gastronauts, Very Important People
6pm: Make Some Noise
8pm: Game Changer
10pm: Dirty Laundry & Crowd Control
Thing is, I'm not going to be the snooty bitch who's all "everyday people shouldn't read our smartypants science."
Naw.
Our fucking research should be written in language straightforward enough that everyday people can understand it.
Naw.
Our fucking research should be written in language straightforward enough that everyday people can understand it.
August 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Thing is, I'm not going to be the snooty bitch who's all "everyday people shouldn't read our smartypants science."
Naw.
Our fucking research should be written in language straightforward enough that everyday people can understand it.
Naw.
Our fucking research should be written in language straightforward enough that everyday people can understand it.
July 19, 2024 at 4:10 AM
#BlueCrew Please follow the good people 💙😊
@allenwriter.bsky.social
@rebootwisdom.bsky.social
@coli1948.bsky.social
@coeymarie.bsky.social
@smartypants-pt.bsky.social
@madammimm.bsky.social
@dawnofdaze.bsky.social
@samcamp.bsky.social
@noah-malburg.bsky.social
@apriltk.bsky.social
@allenwriter.bsky.social
@rebootwisdom.bsky.social
@coli1948.bsky.social
@coeymarie.bsky.social
@smartypants-pt.bsky.social
@madammimm.bsky.social
@dawnofdaze.bsky.social
@samcamp.bsky.social
@noah-malburg.bsky.social
@apriltk.bsky.social
February 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
For the info dumpers, the niche topicers, the hill diers, the people I just wanna hear talk for a while; here's some smartypants names
@annethegnome.bsky.social @adam5gms.bsky.social @bruthaqueon.bsky.social @naladraws.com @dewonatree.bsky.social @kendomakesfilms.bsky.social
@annethegnome.bsky.social @adam5gms.bsky.social @bruthaqueon.bsky.social @naladraws.com @dewonatree.bsky.social @kendomakesfilms.bsky.social
March 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
For the info dumpers, the niche topicers, the hill diers, the people I just wanna hear talk for a while; here's some smartypants names
@annethegnome.bsky.social @adam5gms.bsky.social @bruthaqueon.bsky.social @naladraws.com @dewonatree.bsky.social @kendomakesfilms.bsky.social
@annethegnome.bsky.social @adam5gms.bsky.social @bruthaqueon.bsky.social @naladraws.com @dewonatree.bsky.social @kendomakesfilms.bsky.social
A couple smartypants on here have gotten very annoyed by this post because, ironically, they're having difficulty understanding the subject and verb in the original post and think it's referring to a specific tweet by Matt instead of a set of behaviors by a group of people
August 16, 2026 at 6:36 PM
A couple smartypants on here have gotten very annoyed by this post because, ironically, they're having difficulty understanding the subject and verb in the original post and think it's referring to a specific tweet by Matt instead of a set of behaviors by a group of people
Very Important People and Smartypants are two of my favorites.
September 22, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Very Important People and Smartypants are two of my favorites.
My Smartypants presentation would be 'Why these people can say Faggot'
July 22, 2024 at 7:22 PM
My Smartypants presentation would be 'Why these people can say Faggot'
I had 90 minutes sleep due to the ol' RLS and then as I was drifting off someone started powerwashing before 9am on our street (and has not yet stopped, surely they've done the whole of the village by now)
April 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I had 90 minutes sleep due to the ol' RLS and then as I was drifting off someone started powerwashing before 9am on our street (and has not yet stopped, surely they've done the whole of the village by now)
I'm THRILLED that @asharangappa.bsky.social will be our first guest! Asha is one of my absolute favorite smartypants people. She's going to help us understand the legal issues about whether or not Trump incited an insurrection on Jan 6. Join us! 😍
January 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I'm THRILLED that @asharangappa.bsky.social will be our first guest! Asha is one of my absolute favorite smartypants people. She's going to help us understand the legal issues about whether or not Trump incited an insurrection on Jan 6. Join us! 😍
Then why are so many people charged for things "with criminal in-tent," smartypants?
December 12, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Then why are so many people charged for things "with criminal in-tent," smartypants?
A statement framed as if it's controversial even though it's evident or popular.
Some introductory line to get people to expand the post text if cut short.
Starting condition.
Line by line storytelling
- Some
- Bullet
- Points
Smartypants conclusion
Call to algorithmic engament.
Don't you agree?
Some introductory line to get people to expand the post text if cut short.
Starting condition.
Line by line storytelling
- Some
- Bullet
- Points
Smartypants conclusion
Call to algorithmic engament.
Don't you agree?
May 28, 2026 at 7:32 AM
A statement framed as if it's controversial even though it's evident or popular.
Some introductory line to get people to expand the post text if cut short.
Starting condition.
Line by line storytelling
- Some
- Bullet
- Points
Smartypants conclusion
Call to algorithmic engament.
Don't you agree?
Some introductory line to get people to expand the post text if cut short.
Starting condition.
Line by line storytelling
- Some
- Bullet
- Points
Smartypants conclusion
Call to algorithmic engament.
Don't you agree?
group vc where people do dropout smartypants-style keynote presentations about their horny brainrot
like here's 15 slides of me gushing over what/how/why rubber tf with printed-on clothes & features is really hot to me rn complete with a qna section
freaks mutually sharing passions w/ one another
like here's 15 slides of me gushing over what/how/why rubber tf with printed-on clothes & features is really hot to me rn complete with a qna section
freaks mutually sharing passions w/ one another
January 26, 2026 at 8:24 AM
group vc where people do dropout smartypants-style keynote presentations about their horny brainrot
like here's 15 slides of me gushing over what/how/why rubber tf with printed-on clothes & features is really hot to me rn complete with a qna section
freaks mutually sharing passions w/ one another
like here's 15 slides of me gushing over what/how/why rubber tf with printed-on clothes & features is really hot to me rn complete with a qna section
freaks mutually sharing passions w/ one another
Okay smartypants, how do I get these people the fuck out of my house?
December 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Okay smartypants, how do I get these people the fuck out of my house?
My experience with such things:
1) I articulate what it is they allege to be looking for
2) They TL;DR me
3) I explain smart people read
4) They block me
5) They persist in their smartypants cosplay claiming there's no such thing
Dude's first name is short for "Willful Ignorance".
1) I articulate what it is they allege to be looking for
2) They TL;DR me
3) I explain smart people read
4) They block me
5) They persist in their smartypants cosplay claiming there's no such thing
Dude's first name is short for "Willful Ignorance".
look, if you can't explain it in a tweet to a hostile audience who has never once exhibited a charitable understanding of someone who disagrees with him, then it doesn't exist. simple as
September 21, 2026 at 6:38 PM
My experience with such things:
1) I articulate what it is they allege to be looking for
2) They TL;DR me
3) I explain smart people read
4) They block me
5) They persist in their smartypants cosplay claiming there's no such thing
Dude's first name is short for "Willful Ignorance".
1) I articulate what it is they allege to be looking for
2) They TL;DR me
3) I explain smart people read
4) They block me
5) They persist in their smartypants cosplay claiming there's no such thing
Dude's first name is short for "Willful Ignorance".
"Morning people are an oppressive class!"
Never have I heard a more accurate sentence! #Dropout #Smartypants
Never have I heard a more accurate sentence! #Dropout #Smartypants
July 22, 2024 at 6:17 AM
"Morning people are an oppressive class!"
Never have I heard a more accurate sentence! #Dropout #Smartypants
Never have I heard a more accurate sentence! #Dropout #Smartypants
Petition to add Paul Robalino to the list of most unhinged Dropout people, based solely on his two appearances on Smartypants. He is a treasure. #dropouttv #smartypants
May 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Petition to add Paul Robalino to the list of most unhinged Dropout people, based solely on his two appearances on Smartypants. He is a treasure. #dropouttv #smartypants