Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
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December 9, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
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Oh man, somebody get him out of there. He’s crazy.
April 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Oh man, somebody get him out of there. He’s crazy.
Looks like somebody has ADS: Acosta Derangement Syndrome.
January 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Looks like somebody has ADS: Acosta Derangement Syndrome.
Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
August 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
Somebody asked for a big dick?
September 26, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Somebody asked for a big dick?
Somebody hire this woman... please...
April 26, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Somebody hire this woman... please...
FINALLY we are seeing some pushback from SOMEBODY! Lawyer up, Donnie
January 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
FINALLY we are seeing some pushback from SOMEBODY! Lawyer up, Donnie
Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them.
New piece ↓
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New piece ↓
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This Isn't Trading. It's Theft from Your Retirement.
Someone keeps making perfectly-timed bets right before the President speaks. The victims are your pension, your 401(k), and the country I took an oath to defend.
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April 21, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them.
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New piece ↓
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someBODY
once told me
luigi mangione
once told me
luigi mangione
December 11, 2024 at 2:43 AM
someBODY
once told me
luigi mangione
once told me
luigi mangione
WHITE HOUSE: "When you see it on Truth Social, you know it's directly from President Trump."
TRUMP 2 WEEKS AGO: "Somebody posted, a staffer posted ... somebody slipped. I didn't do it. This was done by somebody else."
TRUMP 2 WEEKS AGO: "Somebody posted, a staffer posted ... somebody slipped. I didn't do it. This was done by somebody else."
February 18, 2026 at 7:23 PM
WHITE HOUSE: "When you see it on Truth Social, you know it's directly from President Trump."
TRUMP 2 WEEKS AGO: "Somebody posted, a staffer posted ... somebody slipped. I didn't do it. This was done by somebody else."
TRUMP 2 WEEKS AGO: "Somebody posted, a staffer posted ... somebody slipped. I didn't do it. This was done by somebody else."
January 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Somebody lyin’
July 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Somebody lyin’
Somebody pinch me. 😮
December 17, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Somebody pinch me. 😮
Somebody mention TRIGUN?
January 11, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Somebody mention TRIGUN?
Can somebody please just leak the Epstein files in their entirety already?
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Can somebody please just leak the Epstein files in their entirety already?
September 24, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Somebody getting a mop and clean up these babies
September 27, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Somebody getting a mop and clean up these babies
saw somebody looking for this one so here's the official repost
January 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
saw somebody looking for this one so here's the official repost
SOMEBODY GET RUDOLPH A FUCKING EPIPEN IMMEDIATELY
December 12, 2023 at 2:29 AM
SOMEBODY GET RUDOLPH A FUCKING EPIPEN IMMEDIATELY
if I ever need a lawyer, somebody call this lady
March 3, 2026 at 1:34 PM
if I ever need a lawyer, somebody call this lady
If only somebody had warned people before the election . . . . uh yeah.
January 12, 2026 at 11:18 AM
If only somebody had warned people before the election . . . . uh yeah.
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
October 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
Somebody is making a fortune on the war with inside information and it is grotesquely corrupt.
March 24, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Somebody is making a fortune on the war with inside information and it is grotesquely corrupt.
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
August 23, 2026 at 12:19 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
SOMEBODY BRING THESE BACK PLEASE
June 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
SOMEBODY BRING THESE BACK PLEASE