Fun fact: if you keep refreshing my feed it will make the election results come in sooner
November 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Fun fact: if you keep refreshing my feed it will make the election results come in sooner
“Well, it’s a good thing I used your spooky changing mat as decor for trunk-or-treat! You sure are one soggy bay-bee, you’re lucky you didn’t leak!
Now stop fussing, everyone’s seen a baby get their diaper changed. And the sooner I finish, the sooner you get candy!” 🎃🐝🍬
Now stop fussing, everyone’s seen a baby get their diaper changed. And the sooner I finish, the sooner you get candy!” 🎃🐝🍬
November 3, 2026 at 5:28 AM
“Well, it’s a good thing I used your spooky changing mat as decor for trunk-or-treat! You sure are one soggy bay-bee, you’re lucky you didn’t leak!
Now stop fussing, everyone’s seen a baby get their diaper changed. And the sooner I finish, the sooner you get candy!” 🎃🐝🍬
Now stop fussing, everyone’s seen a baby get their diaper changed. And the sooner I finish, the sooner you get candy!” 🎃🐝🍬
The sooner you go to sleep, the sooner Election Santa will come.
November 2, 2026 at 6:42 AM
The sooner you go to sleep, the sooner Election Santa will come.
The wealthy would sooner spend more money than they'd ever pay in taxes to prevent having to pay taxes, purely out of spite towards the rest of us.
November 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
The wealthy would sooner spend more money than they'd ever pay in taxes to prevent having to pay taxes, purely out of spite towards the rest of us.
November 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Need this from @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social sooner rather than later.
November 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Need this from @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social sooner rather than later.
Brand’s lawyer keeps asking the victims why they didn’t come forward sooner and I was on the verge of screaming “BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW” into my phone at the gym
November 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Brand’s lawyer keeps asking the victims why they didn’t come forward sooner and I was on the verge of screaming “BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW” into my phone at the gym
showing young hitler modern chudposting so he shoots himself sooner.
November 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
showing young hitler modern chudposting so he shoots himself sooner.
A reminder that Elspeth's Mom hasn’t QUITE left the town just yet. But the sooner she leaves, the sooner I don’t have to draw all that armor!
November 3, 2026 at 2:23 PM
A reminder that Elspeth's Mom hasn’t QUITE left the town just yet. But the sooner she leaves, the sooner I don’t have to draw all that armor!
I’m tired of all the Halloween decor that suggests that spiders are scary. The humble weaver is our friend, and the sooner we realize this, the sooner we can join forces against our shared enemy: the loathsome mosquito
October 31, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I’m tired of all the Halloween decor that suggests that spiders are scary. The humble weaver is our friend, and the sooner we realize this, the sooner we can join forces against our shared enemy: the loathsome mosquito
The sooner these pieces of shit find their way to the Republican Party the better. Go, no one's keeping you here.
October 31, 2026 at 10:31 PM
The sooner these pieces of shit find their way to the Republican Party the better. Go, no one's keeping you here.
If I scroll fast enough, the results will come sooner. That's just physics.
November 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
If I scroll fast enough, the results will come sooner. That's just physics.
This is fantastic advice. The sooner the better. Many medical record systems can’t fully process name changes until it’s done through insurance or claims may bounce, so the sooner this gets squared away with your insurance carrier the better.
also, it's open enrollment season, so it's a great time to remind parents of trans kids to update their beneficiaries so their kid is not deadnamed or misgendered at future medical/dental/vision visits. 🩷🩵
November 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
This is fantastic advice. The sooner the better. Many medical record systems can’t fully process name changes until it’s done through insurance or claims may bounce, so the sooner this gets squared away with your insurance carrier the better.
I keep watching this. Why didn't they cut these animations sooner. Why. How did they not realize that leaving them trying to hold an 'idle stance' makes it look like a college humor skit
Concord's character select will always live in my heart as some of the funniest I've ever seen like there are layers to how this makes me cackle
November 3, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I keep watching this. Why didn't they cut these animations sooner. Why. How did they not realize that leaving them trying to hold an 'idle stance' makes it look like a college humor skit
Oh, may we all have this feeling, and sooner rather than later.
November 3, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Oh, may we all have this feeling, and sooner rather than later.
Very racist and it’s a major problem that needs to be addressed sooner rather than later.
Over on threads all the white leftists are using Haley Stevens to attack Hakeem Jeffries. Now seeing this one where they're attacking Kamala Harris and it's become very clear the far left is racist as fuck.
November 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Very racist and it’s a major problem that needs to be addressed sooner rather than later.
Just saw someone argue that the Enterprise food replicators were just LLM's and the sooner we embrace them, the sooner we can order anything we want from a replicator. Cherry pickin' Trek stuff like people do with the bible.
November 2, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Just saw someone argue that the Enterprise food replicators were just LLM's and the sooner we embrace them, the sooner we can order anything we want from a replicator. Cherry pickin' Trek stuff like people do with the bible.
Sooner than you think
ICE agents apparently searched for themselves in the leaked database, thereby revealing their identities
November 1, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Sooner than you think
The sooner we get the fuck away from Israel in every way and start holding them accountable, the better this country and planet will be..
November 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
The sooner we get the fuck away from Israel in every way and start holding them accountable, the better this country and planet will be..
I must touch a belly NOW!!!! MFF please come sooner....
October 30, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I must touch a belly NOW!!!! MFF please come sooner....
I should have done it sooner, but I'm noping the fuck out of Twitter. Jfc that place is a hot fucking mess.
November 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I should have done it sooner, but I'm noping the fuck out of Twitter. Jfc that place is a hot fucking mess.
sooner it happens the sooner healing can start.
October 31, 2026 at 4:49 AM
sooner it happens the sooner healing can start.
