#Spam
It's all such timewasting spam.
November 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) pie, chips n peas. With a gravy thick enough to slice.

Lower tables. Spam, spam n spam. With a spam thick enough to spam.

Vegetarian/vegan option. Leftover smut.

Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.
November 2, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Spam the JSN screen game
November 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
ME, RESPONDING TO AN INVITATION TO A BBQ FROM J.K. ROWLING OR JEFFREY DAHMER: *mark as spam*
November 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
not liking someone =/= spam

loathing mutual aid =/= spam

paylinks =/= spam

Palestinians existing =/= spam
November 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The keyboard spam genres (as I define them)

- General spam: auehuehvsdybts
- Word-to-spam: I literally cannotstfsgsgsg
- Acronym-to-spam: omgshjshdh
- Repeat spam: sgshhsgsgsh
- Top row spam: ruruiwuryru
- Bottom row spam: bxnxbcvxnz
- Middle row spam: Hdjshsgdh
Underrated and underdiscussed flavor of keyboard spam:

When an acronym turns into the spam.

Ex:
Istgdghdhdg
Omgsjhshshs
Frrrgrgehdhgd
November 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
*spam refreshing the election tracker* cmon hurry up and count
November 3, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I can't wait for the fucking election spam messages to end.
November 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
They created a machine for new types of spam. That's the entire achievement.
Shot, shot, shot, chaser
November 1, 2026 at 9:59 AM
the spam doesn't turn off when you vote :(
November 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Looks like they answered that. Not a no-AI policy, just a no-spam policy.

They won't ban AI slop outright.

bsky.app/profile/itch...
Just because you can upload 10 terabytes of poorly optimized ai generated models doesn't mean you should upload 10 terabytes of poorly optimized ai generated models

As a reminder we have had an AI spam clause in our quality guidelines for over two years: itch.io/docs/creator...
Content creator quality guidelines
itch.io
November 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
i really like how this spam came out :)
November 3, 2026 at 3:04 AM
ロンドン出身ネコ氏、業務が手広い😺
November 1, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Workarounds raise the cost of spam. When costs exceed returns, most spam stops.
November 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Immediately unsubscribed and reported it as spam
October 31, 2026 at 11:35 PM
imagine if reporting texts as spam did literally anything at all
November 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Happy Election Day!! Spam me with all of your voting experiences, observations, etc.!
November 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Oh great now my spam emails are sentient.
November 1, 2026 at 2:06 PM
more like spam altman
November 1, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Spam floods with no care or regard for your time,it hopes one person responds. Aftermath recently mad an article about frequent outreach,this is that but everywhere.

Anything that can be sold is getting the slop slot machine spam treatment.

If a sale can happen they will automate spam slop 4/9
November 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The fundamental truth of LLMs is that they can never be as good at generating anything useful as they are at generating spam.
November 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Memes machen als selfcare (sry for Spam)
November 2, 2026 at 8:10 AM
They reinvented spam. And made it worse.
November 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Just because you can upload 10 terabytes of poorly optimized ai generated models doesn't mean you should upload 10 terabytes of poorly optimized ai generated models

As a reminder we have had an AI spam clause in our quality guidelines for over two years: itch.io/docs/creator...
Content creator quality guidelines
itch.io
November 3, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Yup. We have a word for that. It's called spam.
November 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM