Travelled a bit.
Find atlases fascinating.
Got to admit Argentina was a bit spawny! It was “Puerto summat”… so I just scanned the coast looking for a port, and bingpot!
Find atlases fascinating.
Got to admit Argentina was a bit spawny! It was “Puerto summat”… so I just scanned the coast looking for a port, and bingpot!
September 25, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Travelled a bit.
Find atlases fascinating.
Got to admit Argentina was a bit spawny! It was “Puerto summat”… so I just scanned the coast looking for a port, and bingpot!
Find atlases fascinating.
Got to admit Argentina was a bit spawny! It was “Puerto summat”… so I just scanned the coast looking for a port, and bingpot!
I do not see silent dragon Spawny!
September 21, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I do not see silent dragon Spawny!
Oof, was avoiding it as I thought we would be bottom after that fucking Man U spawny deflected daisy cutter dribbler of an ill-deserved and yet inevitable equaliser.
September 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Oof, was avoiding it as I thought we would be bottom after that fucking Man U spawny deflected daisy cutter dribbler of an ill-deserved and yet inevitable equaliser.
Keeps Carrick in a job that spawny deflected goal. Excellent.
September 20, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Keeps Carrick in a job that spawny deflected goal. Excellent.
3 scruffy points. Happy days. Up Andoni's spawny reds.
September 20, 2026 at 2:52 PM
3 scruffy points. Happy days. Up Andoni's spawny reds.
The frankly spawny @stephenslack.bsky.social .
September 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The frankly spawny @stephenslack.bsky.social .
You think I read any of that?! I forget where the first place I tapped was before I get to the last one! 😭 Not spawny just sheer intellect 😉 xx
September 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
You think I read any of that?! I forget where the first place I tapped was before I get to the last one! 😭 Not spawny just sheer intellect 😉 xx
Well baby it gives you a little story for each of the places after you've finished and it specifically mentioned 9/11 in the Pennsylvania one 😭 and well done, very spawny 😉 xx
September 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Well baby it gives you a little story for each of the places after you've finished and it specifically mentioned 9/11 in the Pennsylvania one 😭 and well done, very spawny 😉 xx
.... and don't get me started on that other cunt.
The spawny eyed frog faced wazock
The spawny eyed frog faced wazock
September 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
.... and don't get me started on that other cunt.
The spawny eyed frog faced wazock
The spawny eyed frog faced wazock
* H-hey, Spawny, have you chosen a partner yet?
September 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
* H-hey, Spawny, have you chosen a partner yet?
@stuartmaconie.bsky.social Afternoon. I went to see Bradford City v Cambridge Utd the other night and I'm not sure what the away fans were singing but it sounded distinctly like "Stuart Maconie". Was that you playing at centre half in their rather spawny smash & grab victory at Valley Parade?
September 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
@stuartmaconie.bsky.social Afternoon. I went to see Bradford City v Cambridge Utd the other night and I'm not sure what the away fans were singing but it sounded distinctly like "Stuart Maconie". Was that you playing at centre half in their rather spawny smash & grab victory at Valley Parade?
How many times did Fulham and Brighton open us up on our LHS, where a combo of poor DM cover and dozing AMs allowed them to run in behind time after time? We have to tighten up and that midfield against Arsenal is not a good prospect. Take a spawny point right now
September 2, 2026 at 9:00 AM
How many times did Fulham and Brighton open us up on our LHS, where a combo of poor DM cover and dozing AMs allowed them to run in behind time after time? We have to tighten up and that midfield against Arsenal is not a good prospect. Take a spawny point right now
Told you, Muñoz, the spawny fucking goblin
August 29, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Told you, Muñoz, the spawny fucking goblin
I always wonder who's the writer spawny enough to get a tv commission for an idea every single mystery writer had almost as soon as they start writing, and then reject as...what's the word again...oh yeah, shit.
Coming soon from people who apparently didn’t learn a damned thing from Houdini and Doyle…
August 25, 2026 at 8:46 AM
I always wonder who's the writer spawny enough to get a tv commission for an idea every single mystery writer had almost as soon as they start writing, and then reject as...what's the word again...oh yeah, shit.
Christ on a bike - I always wonder who's the writer spawny enough to get a tv commission for an idea every single mystery writer has almost as soon as they start writing, and then reject as...what's the word again...oh yeah, shit.
August 25, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Christ on a bike - I always wonder who's the writer spawny enough to get a tv commission for an idea every single mystery writer has almost as soon as they start writing, and then reject as...what's the word again...oh yeah, shit.
Fuck me pink, I've always loathed man utd, but fuck me these spawny bastards!!
Jesus fucking wept
Jesus fucking wept
August 23, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Fuck me pink, I've always loathed man utd, but fuck me these spawny bastards!!
Jesus fucking wept
Jesus fucking wept