#StapleR
Stapler Not The Same Since Tasting Human Flesh
May 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Stapler Not The Same Since Tasting Human Flesh
May 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM
oh my god a trapinch stapler
June 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It's a VERY nice stapler!
#Dispatch #Sonar
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s honestly pretty fucking ridiculous to go after Wikipedia. It’s like getting mad at a stapler.
December 26, 2024 at 5:39 AM
guess i will just take this stapler
May 28, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Jeeze I wish I had an effective way to bind these sheets of paper together.

The humble stapler:
August 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
no thoughts, just fish stapler
November 13, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Ohhhhh so THAT'S why it's called Squirrel Stapler
October 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I don’t think I’ve used a stapler in over a decade and haven’t had the desire to use one until now.
February 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
when i miss my cats while at work
March 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Convenient access to stapler at 2am #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
I’ve been using this hashtag to frame my poor nephew’s looming experience as a lovely tradition as we set him up here for the next four nights. #Duvetknowitschristmas
December 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Data center expansion
June 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
April 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
stapler pussy
August 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i want to know why klob saves the abusive shit for her staff. why aren't you throwing a stapler at this bozo
A phenomenal moment in the Senate.

Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta.

Smith denies it.

Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury.

Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland.

WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
September 29, 2026 at 4:43 PM
this is the Stapler Golem that guards officemax corporate headquarters
July 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Knock has bestowed upon me a birthday mauling, all hail her stapler mouthed blessing
October 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
"i asked chatgpt" well I asked amy klobuchar and she threw a stapler at my head
January 10, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Multiple variations on Milton and his stapler, which no one ever gets. 😢 #MyStapler
October 2, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Stapler or Xenomorph
October 2, 2026 at 8:37 AM
clicker training a puppygirl with the sound of medical stapler
September 27, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Stapler girl who loves scrapbooking! :3

#art
June 18, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Every so often I used to post this infographic about @torrle.bsky.social and the stapler wolf and paw.

It's nice to see Fang, Feather & Fin did a larger writeup on it:
www.fangfeatherandfin.com/stapler-furs...
July 10, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Office Space: Milton and His Stapler
ALT: Office Space: Milton and His Stapler
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September 15, 2026 at 12:44 AM