#Starts
The lying starts now.
January 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
NOTE TO MY FELLOW AMERICANS:

Regime change starts at home.
June 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Spot on. It’s happening right now…this is how it starts.
July 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I love it when my morning starts like this 😏
September 23, 2026 at 2:07 PM
the future starts with you
July 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The campaign for a Nobel Peace Prize for Volodymyr Zelenskyy starts here.
March 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
January 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I love it when a book starts this way
July 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
When the leopard starts eating your face 🫣🐆
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Meanwhile in Buffalo….game starts at 8:20pm
December 1, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Trudeau starts by speaking directly to Americans. This will raise costs for *you*.
February 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
When Pete Buttigieg starts cursing, shit has gotten real.
March 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Every good history book starts here.
January 22, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Early voting starts TODAY
July 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
the military purge starts
February 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Where it starts is never where it starts. The news that DOJ is prioritizing denaturalizations, combined with very vague explanations of who they will prioritize, is deeply concerning. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
July 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The future is Chao!

Chao Tales starts tomorrow!
April 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
1 week Nestle Products Boycott starts today.
March 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
alright, no more joking around. butlerian jihad starts tomorrow
Guess where they got their weird trade deficit math from?
April 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Tomorrow starts the trial of the century. 🥴
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
When the Norwood Reaper starts closing in...
August 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The long road to recovery starts now.

The impact on our economy, our schools, and people’s lives won’t be reversed overnight. That work starts today.

I’ll have more at 9:45.
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
kris skirt revolution starts now #deltarune
June 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
WE GOT THIS!

Starts NOW - through the 14th. Don’t touch Amazon or anything Jeff Bezos owns.
March 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM