#Stemware
Just a reminder that along with baskets of fried seafood, you used to be able to get classy, crystal, Christmas stemware for 99 cents at Long John Silver's...
December 20, 2024 at 5:04 PM
We have stemware that hasn't been touched by human hands since the Obama administration
I genuinely thought my adult life was going to call for a real surfeit of glassware.
March 6, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Them: "Look! That cat has antlers!"
Me: "Look! That cat has left that stemware on that shelf!"
December 13, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Stemware people, thoughts?
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Oodles of stemware and one small glass pelican
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#WeekOforOodles
#photography
April 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If you have a front porch to sit while celebrating,please let me know if you hear my cowbell. She will be dressed with a bow to compliment your fancy stemware.
December 21, 2025 at 8:14 AM
you must be using the wrong stemware... 🤭
September 24, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Can't stemware and the opera just get along?
September 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
(Yes, the stemware is filthy, give me a break)
September 22, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Ah, warm summer days when we ate outdoors & played interesting drinking games with stemware! As painted by Gesina ter Borch, born on this day in 1633.
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
A promising future in STEMware.
April 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Crisis avoided: proper (well somewhat) GLASS stemware provided 😅
October 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Tfw you bought bubble wrap and wrapped and packed all your crystal stemware only to discover the next morning that the original boxes with dividers were in the attic. 😬 Oh, well. They’ll hold other glasses, too.
August 23, 2026 at 2:19 PM
August 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Also, notice Trump stealing the stemware.
September 17, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Trump’s “historic” visit turned into a comedy show — ignored by Herzog, corrected by Ohana, and stuck with a basic glass while everyone else had stemware.

The self-proclaimed “alpha” left the room humiliated.
October 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
We had a big fluffy girl who had to be restrained whenever we had a dinner party because she loved nothing more than to prove she can run through a table of stemware without disturbing any of it
April 17, 2026 at 1:38 PM
My most snobby pet peeve by far is that it annoys me when people don't hold stemware by the stem
May 18, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I'm antiquing. I just found my holy grail uranium glass– stemware!

Here's my problem: I'm in FUCKING OHIO
July 15, 2024 at 8:08 PM
One area for dinner tomorrow, identical tables behind me, all the china, stemware and silverware will be placed tomorrow
December 25, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Life is too short not to use the ridiculous stemware and crystal I’ve inherited. So making a martini in a real martini 🍸
June 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Mfer thinks he's stemware
November 8, 2023 at 12:05 AM
I am not entirely sure I translated this exactly right from Spanish but it was along the lines of "OMG, my god, my god, what is that thing?" Timed with a shriek that may well have broken some stemware! Ooops!
😂
November 21, 2024 at 8:01 PM