Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and prepare my luncheon please 🐈
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and prepare my luncheon please 🐈
July 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and prepare my luncheon please 🐈
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and prepare my luncheon please 🐈
Bari Weiss just fired the stopwatch.
June 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Bari Weiss just fired the stopwatch.
Rock, Paper, Stopwatch...
December 26, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Rock, Paper, Stopwatch...
Starting my stopwatch and waiting for the ADL condemnation…
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Starting my stopwatch and waiting for the ADL condemnation…
oh hell yeah youtu.be/nGZOFyLrCwk?...
Slug Eating Spaghetti Time Lapse (With Stopwatch Timer)
YouTube video by Nature's Fantastic
youtu.be
October 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
oh hell yeah youtu.be/nGZOFyLrCwk?...
The Onion’s print ads are the best thing in the newspaper.
March 10, 2026 at 11:42 AM
The Onion’s print ads are the best thing in the newspaper.
*stopwatch ticking* how christmas was stolen from the grinch: tonight on 60 minutes
December 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
*stopwatch ticking* how christmas was stolen from the grinch: tonight on 60 minutes
A stopwatch! A stopwatch! My kingdom for a stopwatch!
February 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
A stopwatch! A stopwatch! My kingdom for a stopwatch!
Opened the clock app on my phone and realized I left the stopwatch running for over 342 days.
February 21, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Opened the clock app on my phone and realized I left the stopwatch running for over 342 days.
I’ve accidentally had my stopwatch on for 47 days
February 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’ve accidentally had my stopwatch on for 47 days
well, if you want to see something horrible, here’s a stopwatch i forgot was running
May 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
well, if you want to see something horrible, here’s a stopwatch i forgot was running
"What's that behind the title?"
"Stopwatch."
"Yeah, that's good advice!"
"Stopwatch."
"Yeah, that's good advice!"
September 16, 2026 at 1:35 PM
"What's that behind the title?"
"Stopwatch."
"Yeah, that's good advice!"
"Stopwatch."
"Yeah, that's good advice!"
uh I accidentally hit my stopwatch some time ago I think.
November 12, 2024 at 5:43 AM
uh I accidentally hit my stopwatch some time ago I think.
apparently the stopwatch on my phone has been running uninterrupted for 114 days
October 2, 2024 at 3:21 AM
apparently the stopwatch on my phone has been running uninterrupted for 114 days
[clicks stopwatch] great job guys
June 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
[clicks stopwatch] great job guys
Casio’s first smart ring has innovative features like a stopwatch and flashing alarm
Casio’s first smart ring has innovative features like a stopwatch and flashing alarm
Casio’s smart ring takes a different approach.
buff.ly
November 15, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Casio’s first smart ring has innovative features like a stopwatch and flashing alarm
Chief Justice Roberts says the court isn't political. This week, six justices "read" 107 pages of legal briefing in 38 minutes and let Alabama gerrymander its congressional map mid-election. The stopwatch says otherwise.
May 14, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Chief Justice Roberts says the court isn't political. This week, six justices "read" 107 pages of legal briefing in 38 minutes and let Alabama gerrymander its congressional map mid-election. The stopwatch says otherwise.
Attack #16 - Stopwatch, Munchling, and Grapple, for @thattugboat.bsky.social
#art #digitalart #artfight #artfight2026
artfight.net/attack/16670...
#art #digitalart #artfight #artfight2026
artfight.net/attack/16670...
July 16, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Attack #16 - Stopwatch, Munchling, and Grapple, for @thattugboat.bsky.social
#art #digitalart #artfight #artfight2026
artfight.net/attack/16670...
#art #digitalart #artfight #artfight2026
artfight.net/attack/16670...
the weekend-ending trauma of seeing the 60 Minutes stopwatch as a kid lives forever
September 17, 2023 at 11:08 PM
the weekend-ending trauma of seeing the 60 Minutes stopwatch as a kid lives forever
NEWS: Trump's Department of Education has rescinded the guidance saying Title IX, the statute governing gender equity in sports, applies to House v. NCAA revenue-sharing payments.
It's one of the expected but drastic shifts in Trump's Title IX application. frontofficesports.com/trump-biden-...
It's one of the expected but drastic shifts in Trump's Title IX application. frontofficesports.com/trump-biden-...
Trump Education Dept. Pulls Biden’s NIL Pay Equity Rule
It’s one of several Biden-era policies related to Title IX that the Trump administration has almost immediately reversed.
frontofficesports.com
February 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Bari Weiss will replace the stopwatch on 60 Minutes with an Apple Watch
October 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Bari Weiss will replace the stopwatch on 60 Minutes with an Apple Watch
the “woah that’s a cool mechanical stopwatch” to “hypnotized by the girl with the cool mechanical stopwatch” pipeline
January 16, 2026 at 9:32 AM
the “woah that’s a cool mechanical stopwatch” to “hypnotized by the girl with the cool mechanical stopwatch” pipeline
Someone's hitting a stopwatch right now going "TIME!"
December 5, 2024 at 7:39 AM
Someone's hitting a stopwatch right now going "TIME!"