TEXAN: “I’m a recovering Republican voting straight ticket for Dems for the first time.”
@jamestalarico.bsky.social : “Thank you for your trust.”
@jamestalarico.bsky.social : “Thank you for your trust.”
October 30, 2026 at 9:14 PM
TEXAN: “I’m a recovering Republican voting straight ticket for Dems for the first time.”
@jamestalarico.bsky.social : “Thank you for your trust.”
@jamestalarico.bsky.social : “Thank you for your trust.”
October 31, 2026 at 4:46 PM
"Person who somehow made it to the Halloween event coming straight from work"
October 31, 2026 at 2:57 PM
"Person who somehow made it to the Halloween event coming straight from work"
Kiah straight from the bottle 😭
November 1, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Kiah straight from the bottle 😭
- I’ll purr for you for 155 minutes straight, just please feed me now.
Snaryadik
Snaryadik
November 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
- I’ll purr for you for 155 minutes straight, just please feed me now.
Snaryadik
Snaryadik
Straight boy blew his load all over my face.
💧 STRAIGHT CUM 💧
😩 HUMILIATION 😩
🐽 RIPE DICK + PISS 🐽
🆕
Genuinely a straight guy with strict boundaries. Wouldn’t even let me suck his dick!
💧 STRAIGHT CUM 💧
😩 HUMILIATION 😩
🐽 RIPE DICK + PISS 🐽
🆕
Genuinely a straight guy with strict boundaries. Wouldn’t even let me suck his dick!
November 1, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Straight boy blew his load all over my face.
💧 STRAIGHT CUM 💧
😩 HUMILIATION 😩
🐽 RIPE DICK + PISS 🐽
🆕
Genuinely a straight guy with strict boundaries. Wouldn’t even let me suck his dick!
💧 STRAIGHT CUM 💧
😩 HUMILIATION 😩
🐽 RIPE DICK + PISS 🐽
🆕
Genuinely a straight guy with strict boundaries. Wouldn’t even let me suck his dick!
Skinny
Slim
Slim straight
Straight
Relaxed
Boot cut
Slim
Slim straight
Straight
Relaxed
Boot cut
i bypassed the paywall and it failed to name the original 6 types of depression. please tell me what you think they are
yeah the part that's depressing is that society doesn't fucking accomodate us and forces us on the majority's schedule if we want to be functional members of sociery
November 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Skinny
Slim
Slim straight
Straight
Relaxed
Boot cut
Slim
Slim straight
Straight
Relaxed
Boot cut
straight calling it a "plot" lol. very Objective Journalism. much transparent eyeball. no agenda here
They are doing "drumbeat" coverage on Alaska. "Politician denies thing but we imply the denial is bullshit" is a classic way to keep a story in the news, absurd here since even if she knew, so what?:
October 30, 2026 at 2:24 PM
straight calling it a "plot" lol. very Objective Journalism. much transparent eyeball. no agenda here
straight copper sticks famously look like tentacles
November 2, 2026 at 10:56 AM
straight copper sticks famously look like tentacles
straight up might buy the game for this
Koei has released video of Atelier Karia showcasing all her various body types in gameplay
October 30, 2026 at 7:15 PM
straight up might buy the game for this
Remember,kids, Roman roads are ALWAYS straight
October 31, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Remember,kids, Roman roads are ALWAYS straight
Maybe it’s because I’m a lot smarter and more beautiful than MAGA but I’m thrilled to be voting straight Blue this November.
October 31, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Maybe it’s because I’m a lot smarter and more beautiful than MAGA but I’m thrilled to be voting straight Blue this November.
No vampire is straight. Ever.
Vampires are all inherently queer and I will not be elaborating.
October 30, 2026 at 9:28 PM
No vampire is straight. Ever.
When you make common cause with a Party that is just straight-up racist, guess what that says about you?
This is a post from Trump’s Agriculture Secretary.
This is a post from Trump’s Agriculture Secretary.
November 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
When you make common cause with a Party that is just straight-up racist, guess what that says about you?
This is a post from Trump’s Agriculture Secretary.
This is a post from Trump’s Agriculture Secretary.
Zionism is straight up brain rot
November 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Zionism is straight up brain rot
We need more steak fries and more crinkle cut fries but more importantly shoestring fries can go straight to hell
November 1, 2026 at 9:19 PM
We need more steak fries and more crinkle cut fries but more importantly shoestring fries can go straight to hell
i hate straight halloween, what do you mean you're dressed as skeleton
November 2, 2026 at 4:49 AM
i hate straight halloween, what do you mean you're dressed as skeleton
Good to know. I’m voting straight Democrat!
November 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Good to know. I’m voting straight Democrat!
October 31, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Orchid mantises look so much like flowers that pollinators fly straight toward them, a trick called aggressive mimicry. Females reach 7 cm, males just 2.5 cm.
November 1, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Orchid mantises look so much like flowers that pollinators fly straight toward them, a trick called aggressive mimicry. Females reach 7 cm, males just 2.5 cm.
Also, all politics is identity politics on some level. White male straight Christian is an identity and drives a lot of policy choices!
November 2, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Also, all politics is identity politics on some level. White male straight Christian is an identity and drives a lot of policy choices!
THERES ONE MAN I STILL TRUST
Randy Moss: Straight Homie with a Bass Fish
ALT: Randy Moss: Straight Homie with a Bass Fish
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November 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
THERES ONE MAN I STILL TRUST
I would add El-Sayed to this. Rare progressive candidate that acts like most of the straight men I know
I really think that MAGA masculinity crashing and burning so badly has created an opening for Dems to model a different kind of manhood. I think James Talarico and Jon Ossoff are doing this quite deliberately.
My exchange with @amandamarcotte.bsky.social on this:
newrepublic.com/article/2174...
My exchange with @amandamarcotte.bsky.social on this:
newrepublic.com/article/2174...
November 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I would add El-Sayed to this. Rare progressive candidate that acts like most of the straight men I know
I enjoyed a nice big thick dick last night for 3 hours straight. WE ARE SO BACK ✨😂
November 1, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I enjoyed a nice big thick dick last night for 3 hours straight. WE ARE SO BACK ✨😂
Was going to vote straight dem ticket tomorrow but this reflecting pool pitch speaks to me.
November 2, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Was going to vote straight dem ticket tomorrow but this reflecting pool pitch speaks to me.