Nephew In Trouble For Strangling Again
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April 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Nephew In Trouble For Strangling Again
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Meanwhile, Trump is strangling Cuba into darkness
March 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Meanwhile, Trump is strangling Cuba into darkness
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November 15, 2024 at 6:25 AM
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Have a spectacular Friday
Have a spectacular Friday
you absolutely don't, under any
circumstances, have to hand it to a guy who loved strangling women even more than he loved strangling his own career.
circumstances, have to hand it to a guy who loved strangling women even more than he loved strangling his own career.
Xander is Joss Whedon’s incel self-insert & i think that says a lot about him that people should have noticed sooner than they did.
March 21, 2026 at 1:18 AM
you absolutely don't, under any
circumstances, have to hand it to a guy who loved strangling women even more than he loved strangling his own career.
circumstances, have to hand it to a guy who loved strangling women even more than he loved strangling his own career.
Forget strangling baby Hitler when I get a Time Machine I’m drone striking an early PayPal board meeting
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Forget strangling baby Hitler when I get a Time Machine I’m drone striking an early PayPal board meeting
Biden brought American manufacturing back but Trump is strangling it once again
The US continues to lose manufacturing jobs—payrolls are down 81k over the last year, & another 5k jobs were lost in November
Transportation (especially auto manufacturing), wood & electronics/electrical manufacturing are the biggest losers, but few subsectors are doing well
Transportation (especially auto manufacturing), wood & electronics/electrical manufacturing are the biggest losers, but few subsectors are doing well
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Biden brought American manufacturing back but Trump is strangling it once again
Every woman journalist I know has a MeToo story we couldn’t publish because the legal risks were strangling.
full disclosure i’ve never personally reported on sexual abuse by famous men, but i know based on some previous experiences that it’s ridiculously difficult to publish allegations against someone who isn’t even famous because you want to avoid a lawsuit whenever possible
January 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Every woman journalist I know has a MeToo story we couldn’t publish because the legal risks were strangling.
Trump is strangling the US economy.
U.S. Inflation Accelerated in June as Trump’s Tariffs Pushed Up Prices
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/15/b...
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U.S. Inflation Accelerated in June as Trump’s Tariffs Pushed Up Prices
www.nytimes.com
July 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Trump is strangling the US economy.
I'm always on the side of "a turtleneck is a murderer strangling me" alas
Having sensory issues is fun because sometimes a turtleneck is the perfect companion for a cozy chilly autumn day and other times a murderer is strangling me
September 28, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I'm always on the side of "a turtleneck is a murderer strangling me" alas
Trump's plan for defeating a person strangling him: placing his hands round his own throat and squeezing.
President Donald Trump said the US will begin a full naval blockade of the strategic Strait of Hormuz and threatened to retaliate in the event of Iranian resistance.
Trump Promises Hormuz Blockade After US-Iran Peace Talks Fail
President Donald Trump said the US will begin a full naval blockade of the strategic Strait of Hormuz and threatened to retaliate in the event of Iranian resistance, escalating a standoff that has already brought the waterway to a near standstill and disrupted global energy supplies.
bloom.bg
April 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Trump's plan for defeating a person strangling him: placing his hands round his own throat and squeezing.
This could be us if we weren't strangling the solar industry to help keep oil prices up
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
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Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This could be us if we weren't strangling the solar industry to help keep oil prices up
"Why Is Trump Strangling Cuba?"
How Miami elites may be behind the current blockade causing a humanitarian crisis in Cuba.
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How Miami elites may be behind the current blockade causing a humanitarian crisis in Cuba.
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Why Is Trump Strangling Cuba?
How Miami elites may be behind the current blockade causing a humanitarian crisis in Cuba.
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February 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
"Why Is Trump Strangling Cuba?"
How Miami elites may be behind the current blockade causing a humanitarian crisis in Cuba.
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How Miami elites may be behind the current blockade causing a humanitarian crisis in Cuba.
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Just opened my Spotify Wrapped and the first three songs are Kendrick verbally strangling Drake lol
December 4, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Just opened my Spotify Wrapped and the first three songs are Kendrick verbally strangling Drake lol
This is like watching Jared Fogle masturbate to a video of Jeffrey Dahmer strangling Jeffrey Epstein
August 5, 2024 at 10:38 PM
This is like watching Jared Fogle masturbate to a video of Jeffrey Dahmer strangling Jeffrey Epstein
Having sensory issues is fun because sometimes a turtleneck is the perfect companion for a cozy chilly autumn day and other times a murderer is strangling me
September 27, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Having sensory issues is fun because sometimes a turtleneck is the perfect companion for a cozy chilly autumn day and other times a murderer is strangling me
My friend the Michigan Strangler has died.
A lot of people only know the Michigan Strangler from all that strangling he did and I understand that, but that is not the full picture of the friend he was to me when he wasn't strangling people.
We used to go to Arby's.
Rest in peace, "Chokey Boy."
A lot of people only know the Michigan Strangler from all that strangling he did and I understand that, but that is not the full picture of the friend he was to me when he wasn't strangling people.
We used to go to Arby's.
Rest in peace, "Chokey Boy."
July 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
My friend the Michigan Strangler has died.
A lot of people only know the Michigan Strangler from all that strangling he did and I understand that, but that is not the full picture of the friend he was to me when he wasn't strangling people.
We used to go to Arby's.
Rest in peace, "Chokey Boy."
A lot of people only know the Michigan Strangler from all that strangling he did and I understand that, but that is not the full picture of the friend he was to me when he wasn't strangling people.
We used to go to Arby's.
Rest in peace, "Chokey Boy."
Strangling science.
Scoop: For nearly a year, NSF has struggled to make new grants. Now we know that it will not catch up.
In fact, NSF will award just 6,100 new grants—a 30% y/o/y decline, itself down from a previous avg. of 11,000+. In fact, the last time NSF awarded so few grants was in the early '80s.
In fact, NSF will award just 6,100 new grants—a 30% y/o/y decline, itself down from a previous avg. of 11,000+. In fact, the last time NSF awarded so few grants was in the early '80s.
Exclusive: NSF set to issue lowest number of new grants in four decades
The US science-funding agency is withholding $1 billion of its budget so that the money can go to a special White House project.
www.nature.com
August 20, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Strangling science.
"I don't condone hitting women, but I never said anything about strangling bitches."
-Lucifer (probably)
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifer #charlie
-Lucifer (probably)
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifer #charlie
February 26, 2026 at 6:31 PM
"I don't condone hitting women, but I never said anything about strangling bitches."
-Lucifer (probably)
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifer #charlie
-Lucifer (probably)
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifer #charlie
Software is strangling the world to death in a chokehold.
SCOOP: I just received a copy of the email sent by Andreessen Horowitz to limited partners and investors announcing the hire of Daniel Penny. "Investors (LPs) are almost universally pissed," my source told me.
Source doesn't want images shared, but here are some excerpts from the email...
Source doesn't want images shared, but here are some excerpts from the email...
February 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Software is strangling the world to death in a chokehold.
Conspiracy of Silence: How Trump is Covertly Strangling Billions in Disease Cure Research talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/consp...
Conspiracy of Silence: How Trump is Covertly Strangling Billions in Disease Cure Research
The following is very important news about the Trump White House’s unfolding...
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May 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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See, it's like, people only see the strangling, and not all the NOT strangling he did.
By comparison, he did almost as much NOT strangling as he did strangling!
People are multi-faceted and also easy to strangle! Is that HIS fault?
By comparison, he did almost as much NOT strangling as he did strangling!
People are multi-faceted and also easy to strangle! Is that HIS fault?
He told me once that he only strangled people in Michigan, everyone outside of Michigan was safe. That just goes to show how much he cared about the country and it's people
July 13, 2026 at 5:27 PM
See, it's like, people only see the strangling, and not all the NOT strangling he did.
By comparison, he did almost as much NOT strangling as he did strangling!
People are multi-faceted and also easy to strangle! Is that HIS fault?
By comparison, he did almost as much NOT strangling as he did strangling!
People are multi-faceted and also easy to strangle! Is that HIS fault?
Alt headline:
Economy Strangling Family Growth
Economy Strangling Family Growth
October 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Alt headline:
Economy Strangling Family Growth
Economy Strangling Family Growth
the power of yaoi (strangling him back)
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
the power of yaoi (strangling him back)
The man behind the infamous “dress that broke the internet” has reportedly admitted to strangling his wife
Man Behind ‘Dress That Broke the Internet’ Admits Strangling Wife
Keir Johnston who gained fame when a dress his mother-in-law wore caused a global debate over whether it was black and blue or white and gold, has admitted strangling his wife.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 11, 2024 at 5:00 PM
The man behind the infamous “dress that broke the internet” has reportedly admitted to strangling his wife