The going rate to subjugate yourself is now $100M
Per White House pool: Trump has announced a deal with Skadden law firm in which the firm will provide $100 million in pro bono work that the administration approves of.
“This was essentially a settlement,” Trump said.
“This was essentially a settlement,” Trump said.
March 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The going rate to subjugate yourself is now $100M
Subjugate. Today’s @theage cartoon
August 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Subjugate. Today’s @theage cartoon
they are openly plotting to permanently subjugate us
DeSantis said that the Trump admin was considering approving a new census before the end of the decade — a move that the governor predicted could help Florida gain extra congressional seats.
DeSantis says a census redo could be in works amid state redistricting wars
The Republican governor said the last U.S. census was "flawed" and a new one would benefit Florida.
www.politico.com
July 31, 2025 at 4:47 AM
they are openly plotting to permanently subjugate us
“They are the vanguard — the miners, and sappers — of returning despotism. We must repulse them, or they will subjugate us.”
February 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
“They are the vanguard — the miners, and sappers — of returning despotism. We must repulse them, or they will subjugate us.”
TWWH 3 undead legions campaign: hey subjugate a mortarch. do it. do it now you dessicated skeletal bitch.
*you subjugate a mortarch*
haha holy shit you subjugated a mortarch? this early? fuck you. you don't have the economy to subjugate a mortarch. go bankrupt and die to attrition.
*you subjugate a mortarch*
haha holy shit you subjugated a mortarch? this early? fuck you. you don't have the economy to subjugate a mortarch. go bankrupt and die to attrition.
September 29, 2026 at 12:07 PM
TWWH 3 undead legions campaign: hey subjugate a mortarch. do it. do it now you dessicated skeletal bitch.
*you subjugate a mortarch*
haha holy shit you subjugated a mortarch? this early? fuck you. you don't have the economy to subjugate a mortarch. go bankrupt and die to attrition.
*you subjugate a mortarch*
haha holy shit you subjugated a mortarch? this early? fuck you. you don't have the economy to subjugate a mortarch. go bankrupt and die to attrition.
Ah yes, the rhetorical excess is "elbows up" not "we're going to fucking invade your country and subjugate you and your long vowels."
Kevin Hassett blames Canada for tensions with Trump: "Canada kept making it worse and worse with their rhetoric."
May 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Ah yes, the rhetorical excess is "elbows up" not "we're going to fucking invade your country and subjugate you and your long vowels."
Antifa: we escalate when you subjugate
October 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Antifa: we escalate when you subjugate
Trump: We will subjugate the world w/tariffs.
China: No rare earths for you! No markets for soy farmers!
Trump: We must subjugate Venezuela for rare earths! Oil companies will pay!
Exxon: Um, no we won't!
Trump: We must pay the oil companies to occupy Venezuela for their rare earths!
Soy farmers: ?
China: No rare earths for you! No markets for soy farmers!
Trump: We must subjugate Venezuela for rare earths! Oil companies will pay!
Exxon: Um, no we won't!
Trump: We must pay the oil companies to occupy Venezuela for their rare earths!
Soy farmers: ?
January 6, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Trump: We will subjugate the world w/tariffs.
China: No rare earths for you! No markets for soy farmers!
Trump: We must subjugate Venezuela for rare earths! Oil companies will pay!
Exxon: Um, no we won't!
Trump: We must pay the oil companies to occupy Venezuela for their rare earths!
Soy farmers: ?
China: No rare earths for you! No markets for soy farmers!
Trump: We must subjugate Venezuela for rare earths! Oil companies will pay!
Exxon: Um, no we won't!
Trump: We must pay the oil companies to occupy Venezuela for their rare earths!
Soy farmers: ?
No wonder this old man warlock can just subjugate the demons so easily
July 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
No wonder this old man warlock can just subjugate the demons so easily
Irony Klaxon:
Hegseth: “Iran is trying to subjugate the world."
Hegseth: “Iran is trying to subjugate the world."
May 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Irony Klaxon:
Hegseth: “Iran is trying to subjugate the world."
Hegseth: “Iran is trying to subjugate the world."
Hegseth: "Once again, America is using its strength to lift up others. Iran is trying to subjugate the world."
May 5, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Hegseth: "Once again, America is using its strength to lift up others. Iran is trying to subjugate the world."
the authoritarian techbro cult wishes to subjugate humanity - the good news is that these are pathetic creeps and we can beat them
Larry Ellison envisions a surveillance state in which techbros rule. '“Citizens will be on their best behavior, because we’re constantly recording and reporting everything that is going on,” Ellison said in an hour-long Q&A during Oracle’s Financial Analyst Meeting last week.'
Larry Ellison predicts rise of the modern surveillance state where ‘citizens will be on their best behavior’ | Fortune
Oracle's Larry Ellison believes citizens and police alike will be under constant surveillance of each other.
fortune.com
September 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
the authoritarian techbro cult wishes to subjugate humanity - the good news is that these are pathetic creeps and we can beat them
Here's our (@knightcolumbia.org) statement condemning the Trump administration's effort to subjugate universities to official power.
knightcolumbia.org/content/knig...
knightcolumbia.org/content/knig...
Knight Institute Condemns Trump Administration’s Effort to “Subjugate Universities to Official Power”
knightcolumbia.org
March 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Here's our (@knightcolumbia.org) statement condemning the Trump administration's effort to subjugate universities to official power.
knightcolumbia.org/content/knig...
knightcolumbia.org/content/knig...
October 16, 2024 at 11:19 PM
They aren’t treating race differently they are seeking to subjugate people by race.
September 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
They aren’t treating race differently they are seeking to subjugate people by race.
And to subjugate women.
the goal of the gop is to restore white supremacy and prevent non white people from gaining political power.
April 29, 2026 at 5:14 PM
And to subjugate women.
I do need the American people to stop viewing Trumpism as blunderous policy failure.
It is a full court press to subjugate you into poverty and despair. There is no witticism or gotchya or logical superiority that can combat that.
It is a full court press to subjugate you into poverty and despair. There is no witticism or gotchya or logical superiority that can combat that.
March 9, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I do need the American people to stop viewing Trumpism as blunderous policy failure.
It is a full court press to subjugate you into poverty and despair. There is no witticism or gotchya or logical superiority that can combat that.
It is a full court press to subjugate you into poverty and despair. There is no witticism or gotchya or logical superiority that can combat that.
Trump cannot invade Canada so he tries to subjugate it will a wildly oppressive trade deal. He failed. Well done Canada. Well done Carney.
August 23, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Trump cannot invade Canada so he tries to subjugate it will a wildly oppressive trade deal. He failed. Well done Canada. Well done Carney.
Maybe it's finally time to become a Leafs fan and truly subjugate myself to the puck Cenobites. PAIN FOR PLEASURE. PAIN FOR PLEASURE.
November 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Maybe it's finally time to become a Leafs fan and truly subjugate myself to the puck Cenobites. PAIN FOR PLEASURE. PAIN FOR PLEASURE.
These people are poison. They will unleash racist thugs on the streets of this country and call it security. They will subjugate us to the US and call it patriotism. They must be stopped. There is no more important task in politics.
February 23, 2026 at 7:32 AM
These people are poison. They will unleash racist thugs on the streets of this country and call it security. They will subjugate us to the US and call it patriotism. They must be stopped. There is no more important task in politics.
let's go subjugate evil kings! 👻
streaming more OKAGE: SHADOW KING, now!!
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streaming more OKAGE: SHADOW KING, now!!
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August 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
let's go subjugate evil kings! 👻
streaming more OKAGE: SHADOW KING, now!!
www.twitch.tv/othatsraspbe...
streaming more OKAGE: SHADOW KING, now!!
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It is our job right now to tell everyone less online than us that the U.S. is undergoing a coup intended to destroy democracy and subjugate the American people.
I know people on bluesky know what's happening. I'm telling you people offline don't. Maybe flier your neighborhood
February 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It is our job right now to tell everyone less online than us that the U.S. is undergoing a coup intended to destroy democracy and subjugate the American people.
“Whereas Peter Thiel and I want to take the white Americans already here and subjugate them into becoming low wage servants!”
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“Whereas Peter Thiel and I want to take the white Americans already here and subjugate them into becoming low wage servants!”
If Men would come to realize the effect their pits have on us fags, they would be able to subjugate us effortless.
November 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If Men would come to realize the effect their pits have on us fags, they would be able to subjugate us effortless.
Whiteness has always been sociopathic; race was literally created to subjugate others—no other reason. 🇺🇸
July 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Whiteness has always been sociopathic; race was literally created to subjugate others—no other reason. 🇺🇸