Sir we have lost the white tight ends from suburban Utah
Houston Texans starting tight end Dalton Schultz on his Instagram story: "Get fucked @governorabbott"
November 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Sir we have lost the white tight ends from suburban Utah
that’s not the message, the suburban moms want blood
Tonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face.
November 4, 2026 at 12:08 PM
that’s not the message, the suburban moms want blood
the suburban time bomb is going off
The Washington Post has a pendulum. TOTALLY different than a needle.
November 4, 2026 at 1:25 AM
the suburban time bomb is going off
Genuinely astonishing if you grew up in the suburban Atlanta of the 1990s
November 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Genuinely astonishing if you grew up in the suburban Atlanta of the 1990s
Hes gonna have suburban whites calling each other habibi
November 4, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Hes gonna have suburban whites calling each other habibi
kinda insane to see the numbers in suburban SC
November 4, 2026 at 2:24 AM
kinda insane to see the numbers in suburban SC
literally why do these suburban fucks keep running for mayors of cities they don't live in?
Chicago mayor candidate John Kelly faces a residency objection alleging he lives in a 12,713-square-foot mansion in suburban Homer Glen. Will County court records show his contractor billed $4.4 million in construction costs.
His driveway features a giant “K” for Kelly.
His driveway features a giant “K” for Kelly.
November 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
literally why do these suburban fucks keep running for mayors of cities they don't live in?
In Hamilton County, a suburban GOP-leaning county (per Kornacki), early vote is 63-36 for the Dem
Indiana's 5th congressional district:
*Trump won it by 17 points
*Ranked "Lean Republican" by Cook Political Report
Early signs are there's a pretty big swing there. Encouraging.
*Trump won it by 17 points
*Ranked "Lean Republican" by Cook Political Report
Early signs are there's a pretty big swing there. Encouraging.
November 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
In Hamilton County, a suburban GOP-leaning county (per Kornacki), early vote is 63-36 for the Dem
Scott Perry down total suburban PA Republican genocide
November 4, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Scott Perry down total suburban PA Republican genocide
which i think is probably what we're going to see across the country. suburban educated whites just going fuck you.
November 4, 2026 at 6:28 AM
which i think is probably what we're going to see across the country. suburban educated whites just going fuck you.
Laura Loomer handcuffed herself to a Cheesecake Factory emergency exit in suburban Phoenix and is just biding her time until someone notices
November 6, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Laura Loomer handcuffed herself to a Cheesecake Factory emergency exit in suburban Phoenix and is just biding her time until someone notices
Every headline out of Texas is like "it took 40 years but they have removed the demon-king Xyxxyrz from the crawlspace under a suburban town hall"
November 4, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Every headline out of Texas is like "it took 40 years but they have removed the demon-king Xyxxyrz from the crawlspace under a suburban town hall"
Seeing how many votes there are in the south has to be fucking up every single consultant group in the game. Can't just photocopy the same Michigan/Pennsylvania suburban playbook anymore. Lmao. They're all fucked.
November 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Seeing how many votes there are in the south has to be fucking up every single consultant group in the game. Can't just photocopy the same Michigan/Pennsylvania suburban playbook anymore. Lmao. They're all fucked.
indoctrinated by pete and pete to believe that amazing adventures await you in suburban new jersey
November 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
indoctrinated by pete and pete to believe that amazing adventures await you in suburban new jersey
Buddy comedy where Stephen Miller and Flavio Bolsonaro drive each other crazy as roommates living together under assumed identities in suburban Buenos Aires
November 4, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Buddy comedy where Stephen Miller and Flavio Bolsonaro drive each other crazy as roommates living together under assumed identities in suburban Buenos Aires
Looking pretty, pretty good for Talarico in Denton, Dallas suburban country
November 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Looking pretty, pretty good for Talarico in Denton, Dallas suburban country
We have to stop thinking MAGA base is only rural / uneducated.
Suburban voters are the battleground for Trump’s base.
Anyone who lives in North Texas will know wealthy / upper middle class Southlake / Grapevine / Carrollton were MAGA strongholds.
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Suburban voters are the battleground for Trump’s base.
Anyone who lives in North Texas will know wealthy / upper middle class Southlake / Grapevine / Carrollton were MAGA strongholds.
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November 7, 2026 at 4:55 AM
We have to stop thinking MAGA base is only rural / uneducated.
Suburban voters are the battleground for Trump’s base.
Anyone who lives in North Texas will know wealthy / upper middle class Southlake / Grapevine / Carrollton were MAGA strongholds.
share.google/dKPcfyjXIhZE...
Suburban voters are the battleground for Trump’s base.
Anyone who lives in North Texas will know wealthy / upper middle class Southlake / Grapevine / Carrollton were MAGA strongholds.
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Husted is ahead by just 4 in a Trump +32 suburban county.
November 4, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Husted is ahead by just 4 in a Trump +32 suburban county.
TX Suburban Gun Nut - "Wait, Dems want to hunt oligarchs‽"
Evelyn Normielib (Dem candidate for suburban TX House seat) - "Yeah, buddy!"
Evelyn Normielib (Dem candidate for suburban TX House seat) - "Yeah, buddy!"
November 7, 2026 at 10:58 AM
TX Suburban Gun Nut - "Wait, Dems want to hunt oligarchs‽"
Evelyn Normielib (Dem candidate for suburban TX House seat) - "Yeah, buddy!"
Evelyn Normielib (Dem candidate for suburban TX House seat) - "Yeah, buddy!"
How the Trump effect grew Dems suburban footprint, devastated GOP
How the Trump effect grew Dems suburban footprint, devastated GOP
www.chicagotribune.com
November 6, 2026 at 7:32 AM
How the Trump effect grew Dems suburban footprint, devastated GOP
thank you average suburban supermarket joe-schmos
November 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
thank you average suburban supermarket joe-schmos
concerned suburban mother voice: have you been "libbing out" again?
November 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
concerned suburban mother voice: have you been "libbing out" again?
Currently watching a table of 10 suburban white women who have apparently never had Vietnamese food attempt to order
November 5, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Currently watching a table of 10 suburban white women who have apparently never had Vietnamese food attempt to order
November 6, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Did not think we'd get white tight ends from suburban Utah in the national divorce but the past 24 hours have been full of surprises
November 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Did not think we'd get white tight ends from suburban Utah in the national divorce but the past 24 hours have been full of surprises