Daddys superdick blasen!
August 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Daddys superdick blasen!
A Superman presupposes that he has a Superdick.
July 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
A Superman presupposes that he has a Superdick.
getting milked by superdick
July 12, 2026 at 11:29 AM
getting milked by superdick
I maintain that the Emperor makes perfect sense as a character if you view him as a combination of Loki and Silver Age Superdick.
On the other hand, this one could kinda fits into your "The Emperor as a trickster god" headcanon, because "I am going to tell a bunch of psyker dudes to come fight my Blank warrior ladies and my night-invincible golden bodyguards" honestly feels like a bit if taken seriously.
August 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I maintain that the Emperor makes perfect sense as a character if you view him as a combination of Loki and Silver Age Superdick.
Superdick is the flawless integration of the trickster and strongman archetypes into one unstoppable ubermensch who has actually much scarier than Injustice Evil Superman because it’s much less straightforward.
Increasingly of the opinion that when Superdickery was phased out (even though it was mainly a cover-thing) something primal, literary was lost from the Superman mythos
December 19, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Superdick is the flawless integration of the trickster and strongman archetypes into one unstoppable ubermensch who has actually much scarier than Injustice Evil Superman because it’s much less straightforward.
Superbutt and Superdick. Fighting crime… and wrecking holes. 😈🔥
#Superbutt #Superdick #GaySuperheroes #GayPorn #AISelf #DirtyFantasy #PrideFantasy #MuscleMen
#Superbutt #Superdick #GaySuperheroes #GayPorn #AISelf #DirtyFantasy #PrideFantasy #MuscleMen
September 28, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Superbutt and Superdick. Fighting crime… and wrecking holes. 😈🔥
#Superbutt #Superdick #GaySuperheroes #GayPorn #AISelf #DirtyFantasy #PrideFantasy #MuscleMen
#Superbutt #Superdick #GaySuperheroes #GayPorn #AISelf #DirtyFantasy #PrideFantasy #MuscleMen
Dick.
MegaDick
LifeDick
SuperDick
TastyDick
Deepdick
DickOrDare
MegaDick
LifeDick
SuperDick
TastyDick
Deepdick
DickOrDare
June 29, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Dick.
MegaDick
LifeDick
SuperDick
TastyDick
Deepdick
DickOrDare
MegaDick
LifeDick
SuperDick
TastyDick
Deepdick
DickOrDare
Superdick is doing his intelligence shtick again
April 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Superdick is doing his intelligence shtick again
LOOK AT THAT STUPID GRIN, JUST ANOTHER
FOX SUPERDICK WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE!
FOX SUPERDICK WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE!
June 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
LOOK AT THAT STUPID GRIN, JUST ANOTHER
FOX SUPERDICK WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE!
FOX SUPERDICK WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE!
September 30, 2026 at 9:17 AM
the twist is rouge just has normal green liptstick and whatnot she just wants that superdick
June 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
the twist is rouge just has normal green liptstick and whatnot she just wants that superdick
SuperDICK. Fuck dean cain.
August 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
SuperDICK. Fuck dean cain.
It also feeds nicely into my headcanon, which is that the emperor is Superdick and likes to fuck with people because it amuses him. Keep in mind that he knew a guy who thought the long extinct Terran monkey had venomous stingers on their tails and never bothered correcting him.
September 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It also feeds nicely into my headcanon, which is that the emperor is Superdick and likes to fuck with people because it amuses him. Keep in mind that he knew a guy who thought the long extinct Terran monkey had venomous stingers on their tails and never bothered correcting him.
Wow, Superman is a Superdick. He kept Lex Luthor's hair that he caused to fall out as a memento. Even Pa Kent is creeped out.
July 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Wow, Superman is a Superdick. He kept Lex Luthor's hair that he caused to fall out as a memento. Even Pa Kent is creeped out.
lmfao i have not seen this photo before. engineer is about to punch him in the superdick tho
July 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
lmfao i have not seen this photo before. engineer is about to punch him in the superdick tho
Superdick.
February 23, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Superdick.
Yep no superman just a superdick (not the good kind)
Love how Dean Cain (born Dean Tanaka), a fellow Japanese American who also had family (his grandparents) thrown into an internment camp during WWII, is so fucking committed to the grift that he can’t let go. What a fucking dipshit and an embarrassment to all internee descendants
January 27, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Yep no superman just a superdick (not the good kind)
Which Freaky Hero do you want?
A) BatFuck
B) SpideyFreak
C) SuperDick
D) BlackPounder
A) BatFuck
B) SpideyFreak
C) SuperDick
D) BlackPounder
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Which Freaky Hero do you want?
A) BatFuck
B) SpideyFreak
C) SuperDick
D) BlackPounder
A) BatFuck
B) SpideyFreak
C) SuperDick
D) BlackPounder
I maintain that the only way to salvage the Emperor as a coherent character is to make him Superdick. Just a petty bitch who loves drama everyone has to tolerate because every now and then, a big stupid monster needs to be punched and besides, nobody can stop him anyway.
And the best joke is that the writers clearly believe the emperor should be thought of as a complex, tortured genius a la Napoleon but have written him as basically a total idiot
January 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I maintain that the only way to salvage the Emperor as a coherent character is to make him Superdick. Just a petty bitch who loves drama everyone has to tolerate because every now and then, a big stupid monster needs to be punched and besides, nobody can stop him anyway.
Sugar is about Colin Farrell as a noir private investigator with the superhuman decency of Agent Dale Cooper and the alcohol metabolism of Wolverine. It doesn't look or sound like anything else right now. It is so odd. I reviewed the premiere for Decider
'Sugar' series premiere recap: Superdick
You don’t see TV shows made this vivaciously.
decider.com
April 5, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Sugar is about Colin Farrell as a noir private investigator with the superhuman decency of Agent Dale Cooper and the alcohol metabolism of Wolverine. It doesn't look or sound like anything else right now. It is so odd. I reviewed the premiere for Decider
Maybe this is problematic of me, but I kind of love what a sociopath Silver Age Lois Lane is in the Superdick Era.
“I have cloned Attila the Hun and destroyed South America as part of my plan to make Superman marry me!”
*shoots Jimmy Olsen in the head for no reason*
“I have cloned Attila the Hun and destroyed South America as part of my plan to make Superman marry me!”
*shoots Jimmy Olsen in the head for no reason*
March 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Maybe this is problematic of me, but I kind of love what a sociopath Silver Age Lois Lane is in the Superdick Era.
“I have cloned Attila the Hun and destroyed South America as part of my plan to make Superman marry me!”
*shoots Jimmy Olsen in the head for no reason*
“I have cloned Attila the Hun and destroyed South America as part of my plan to make Superman marry me!”
*shoots Jimmy Olsen in the head for no reason*
Wie superdick ist superdick?
July 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Wie superdick ist superdick?
Wow, Superman?
More like Superdick amirite
More like Superdick amirite
July 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Wow, Superman?
More like Superdick amirite
More like Superdick amirite