Damnit. No one ever told me about declining sweetmeats before.
September 25, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Damnit. No one ever told me about declining sweetmeats before.
(mouth full of sweetmeats) got it
September 25, 2026 at 7:25 PM
(mouth full of sweetmeats) got it
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
September 25, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
Mmmmm. Duck fat eggnog. Why not blend in some sweetmeats too.
incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
December 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Mmmmm. Duck fat eggnog. Why not blend in some sweetmeats too.
Sweetmeats: not meat
Sweetbreads: not bread
English is a clown fiesta
Sweetbreads: not bread
English is a clown fiesta
January 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Sweetmeats: not meat
Sweetbreads: not bread
English is a clown fiesta
Sweetbreads: not bread
English is a clown fiesta
See sweetmeats, above.
September 25, 2026 at 9:47 PM
See sweetmeats, above.
girls love when an old woman chance-met upon the old forest road offers them sweetmeats
March 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
girls love when an old woman chance-met upon the old forest road offers them sweetmeats
it's interesting how my friends deserve hugs, endearments, sweetmeats, windfalls and my enemies deserve arbitrary state violence
October 7, 2024 at 3:47 AM
it's interesting how my friends deserve hugs, endearments, sweetmeats, windfalls and my enemies deserve arbitrary state violence
5. Minced meat is meat, but mincemeat isn’t. Nor are sweetmeats, though sweetbreads are. Buffalo wings are an obvious attempt to mess with our heads. Shepherd’s pie, or so the printed ingredients claim, contains no shepherd. And don’t get me started on jelly babies. 5/6
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
5. Minced meat is meat, but mincemeat isn’t. Nor are sweetmeats, though sweetbreads are. Buffalo wings are an obvious attempt to mess with our heads. Shepherd’s pie, or so the printed ingredients claim, contains no shepherd. And don’t get me started on jelly babies. 5/6
TIL "sweetmeats" just mean candy and not a decadently braised sweet cut of pork
January 8, 2026 at 2:41 PM
TIL "sweetmeats" just mean candy and not a decadently braised sweet cut of pork
It’s so bizarre that sweetbreads are meat, whereas sweetmeats are often pastry.
September 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
It’s so bizarre that sweetbreads are meat, whereas sweetmeats are often pastry.
I wonder if Dul-C's cleavers chop you into slices of cake or other sweetmeats.
WIP for the early part of a spooky animation project
WIP for the early part of a spooky animation project
September 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I wonder if Dul-C's cleavers chop you into slices of cake or other sweetmeats.
WIP for the early part of a spooky animation project
WIP for the early part of a spooky animation project
中秋节快乐！
Ok this year I substituted duck fat and vegetable shortening for the lard but it still absolutely crushes non-Yunnanese mooncake imho
SWEETMEATS FOR THE MOON GODDESS
Ok this year I substituted duck fat and vegetable shortening for the lard but it still absolutely crushes non-Yunnanese mooncake imho
SWEETMEATS FOR THE MOON GODDESS
September 25, 2026 at 6:45 AM
中秋节快乐！
Ok this year I substituted duck fat and vegetable shortening for the lard but it still absolutely crushes non-Yunnanese mooncake imho
SWEETMEATS FOR THE MOON GODDESS
Ok this year I substituted duck fat and vegetable shortening for the lard but it still absolutely crushes non-Yunnanese mooncake imho
SWEETMEATS FOR THE MOON GODDESS
Donate the sweetmeats to whomsoever ye please
May 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Donate the sweetmeats to whomsoever ye please
look it's very simple:
sweetmeats = are sweet, are NOT meat
sweetbreads = are not sweet, ARE meat
sweetmeats = are sweet, are NOT meat
sweetbreads = are not sweet, ARE meat
September 26, 2024 at 1:04 AM
look it's very simple:
sweetmeats = are sweet, are NOT meat
sweetbreads = are not sweet, ARE meat
sweetmeats = are sweet, are NOT meat
sweetbreads = are not sweet, ARE meat
sweetmeats, mincemeat, and sweetbreads are, collectively, a linguistic crime
January 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
sweetmeats, mincemeat, and sweetbreads are, collectively, a linguistic crime
#Tudor sweetmeats made by the amazing Ivan Day for the #greensleevesproject
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq3i...
#earlymusic #earlymodern #greensleeves #historyoffood #gingerbread #marchpane #sugarplate #tudors #16thCentury
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq3i...
#earlymusic #earlymodern #greensleeves #historyoffood #gingerbread #marchpane #sugarplate #tudors #16thCentury
Greensleeves Tudor Sweetmeats
YouTube video by Passamezzo
www.youtube.com
March 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
#Tudor sweetmeats made by the amazing Ivan Day for the #greensleevesproject
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq3i...
#earlymusic #earlymodern #greensleeves #historyoffood #gingerbread #marchpane #sugarplate #tudors #16thCentury
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq3i...
#earlymusic #earlymodern #greensleeves #historyoffood #gingerbread #marchpane #sugarplate #tudors #16thCentury
percy pigs are sweetmeats
April 4, 2026 at 11:01 AM
percy pigs are sweetmeats
Still Life with Sweetmeats
Unidentified artist, Spanish, 17th century
(MFA Boston)
Unidentified artist, Spanish, 17th century
(MFA Boston)
September 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Still Life with Sweetmeats
Unidentified artist, Spanish, 17th century
(MFA Boston)
Unidentified artist, Spanish, 17th century
(MFA Boston)
This All Hallow's Eve, should enterprising ragamuffins exhaust our supply of sweetmeats, lice combs, and figs, I have instructed my butler to treat the filthy little cherubs to a reading of The Turn of the Screw by Henry James. O what a contrivance of terror and delight!
October 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This All Hallow's Eve, should enterprising ragamuffins exhaust our supply of sweetmeats, lice combs, and figs, I have instructed my butler to treat the filthy little cherubs to a reading of The Turn of the Screw by Henry James. O what a contrivance of terror and delight!
Let there be joyful ringing of the bells and sweetmeats thrown to the hordes; ancient car passed its MOT.
October 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Let there be joyful ringing of the bells and sweetmeats thrown to the hordes; ancient car passed its MOT.
K359.2.1
Thief
of sweetmeats says his name is Fly.
Thief
of sweetmeats says his name is Fly.
July 21, 2026 at 4:44 PM
K359.2.1
Thief
of sweetmeats says his name is Fly.
Thief
of sweetmeats says his name is Fly.
Needlework portrait of Queen Elizabeth I, c1580, possibly originally applied to the front of a presentation purse containing sweetmeats or presents of money, the higher nobles and bishops having to present the Queen with gold coins enclosed within ornamental bags at the New Year.
February 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Needlework portrait of Queen Elizabeth I, c1580, possibly originally applied to the front of a presentation purse containing sweetmeats or presents of money, the higher nobles and bishops having to present the Queen with gold coins enclosed within ornamental bags at the New Year.