you twonks are even selling SwiftKey (YOU KNOW, THE SMART PREDICTIVE SWIPING KEYBOARD THAT YOU OWN) as "Microsoft SwiftKey AI Keyboard"
You're all about the AI! why not just PUT THAT IN WINDOWS?
You're all about the AI! why not just PUT THAT IN WINDOWS?
May 26, 2026 at 8:37 PM
you twonks are even selling SwiftKey (YOU KNOW, THE SMART PREDICTIVE SWIPING KEYBOARD THAT YOU OWN) as "Microsoft SwiftKey AI Keyboard"
You're all about the AI! why not just PUT THAT IN WINDOWS?
You're all about the AI! why not just PUT THAT IN WINDOWS?
Meu deus como eu odeio o Microsoft SwiftKey. Ele acabou de trocar "computador" por "vô lutador" .
March 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Meu deus como eu odeio o Microsoft SwiftKey. Ele acabou de trocar "computador" por "vô lutador" .
I am finally free of Microsoft Swiftkey
March 12, 2026 at 11:01 AM
I am finally free of Microsoft Swiftkey
Ah. Fucking SwiftKey. Fruchtbar war gemeint, nicht furchtbar.
June 1, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Ah. Fucking SwiftKey. Fruchtbar war gemeint, nicht furchtbar.
*Black PEOPLE
fuck you autocorrect. I need to replace SwiftKey it fucking sucks now
fuck you autocorrect. I need to replace SwiftKey it fucking sucks now
March 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
*Black PEOPLE
fuck you autocorrect. I need to replace SwiftKey it fucking sucks now
fuck you autocorrect. I need to replace SwiftKey it fucking sucks now
The world is literally burning down because dudes want to have sex with their swiftkey waifus
January 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The world is literally burning down because dudes want to have sex with their swiftkey waifus
why is it that even in the age of windows 11, the on screen keyboard microsoft made feels barely like it's out of windows 98?
like it has "predictive text", yes, but it's static and doesn't learn words you type, and you can't swipe.
MICROSOFT, YOU OWN SWIFTKEY.
like it has "predictive text", yes, but it's static and doesn't learn words you type, and you can't swipe.
MICROSOFT, YOU OWN SWIFTKEY.
May 26, 2026 at 8:28 PM
why is it that even in the age of windows 11, the on screen keyboard microsoft made feels barely like it's out of windows 98?
like it has "predictive text", yes, but it's static and doesn't learn words you type, and you can't swipe.
MICROSOFT, YOU OWN SWIFTKEY.
like it has "predictive text", yes, but it's static and doesn't learn words you type, and you can't swipe.
MICROSOFT, YOU OWN SWIFTKEY.
People out here having sex with Swiftkey
September 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
People out here having sex with Swiftkey
SwiftKey for Android has become ridiculous since Microsoft bought it and replaced its insides with an AI that doesn't know words.
September 23, 2026 at 12:30 PM
SwiftKey for Android has become ridiculous since Microsoft bought it and replaced its insides with an AI that doesn't know words.
I don't know how SwiftKey snuck "world" in there smfh at enshittification
October 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I don't know how SwiftKey snuck "world" in there smfh at enshittification
quando eu digo q o teclado swiftkey está um lixo as previsões q ele sugere
April 18, 2026 at 11:52 PM
quando eu digo q o teclado swiftkey está um lixo as previsões q ele sugere
Tried various suggestions and the answer wound up being "old version of SwiftKey with network permissions turned off"
September 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Tried various suggestions and the answer wound up being "old version of SwiftKey with network permissions turned off"
Type the same word properly 50 times.
SwiftKey: Not sure what you're talking about.
Type a word incorrectly once.
SwiftKey: I have committed this word to memory and will suggest it always for the rest of time.
SwiftKey: Not sure what you're talking about.
Type a word incorrectly once.
SwiftKey: I have committed this word to memory and will suggest it always for the rest of time.
April 14, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Type the same word properly 50 times.
SwiftKey: Not sure what you're talking about.
Type a word incorrectly once.
SwiftKey: I have committed this word to memory and will suggest it always for the rest of time.
SwiftKey: Not sure what you're talking about.
Type a word incorrectly once.
SwiftKey: I have committed this word to memory and will suggest it always for the rest of time.
Swiftkey waifus is an awesome band name.
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Swiftkey waifus is an awesome band name.
I'm going to hack an android emulator so I can install swiftkey on it and then make it tunnel the keypresses into my main windows PC so I can have a sensible onscreen keyboard
May 26, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I'm going to hack an android emulator so I can install swiftkey on it and then make it tunnel the keypresses into my main windows PC so I can have a sensible onscreen keyboard
kill TIME, swiftkey. 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀. jfc
April 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
kill TIME, swiftkey. 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀. jfc
I would love to get away from swiftkey. How good is it?
September 18, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I would love to get away from swiftkey. How good is it?
swiftkey update: i am incredibly Bad at typing
October 21, 2023 at 10:22 PM
swiftkey update: i am incredibly Bad at typing
Hey SwiftKey what the fuck
May 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hey SwiftKey what the fuck
Ooh, Swiftkey has Yiddish. I love Swiftkey.
February 12, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Ooh, Swiftkey has Yiddish. I love Swiftkey.
جرّب SwiftKey، لوحة المفاتيح القوية من Microsoft التي تسهل عملي كل يوم. قم بتنزيلها هنا. share.swiftkey.com/tgbtn1
March 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
جرّب SwiftKey، لوحة المفاتيح القوية من Microsoft التي تسهل عملي كل يوم. قم بتنزيلها هنا. share.swiftkey.com/tgbtn1
I'm... Going to uninstall SwiftKey. I swear it changes words after I type the correctly
July 21, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I'm... Going to uninstall SwiftKey. I swear it changes words after I type the correctly
SwiftKey mal wieder völlig unhinged:
May 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
SwiftKey mal wieder völlig unhinged: