I’M AT THE URGENT CARE
I’M AT THE TACO BELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
I’M AT THE TACO BELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
September 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE
I’M AT THE TACO BELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
I’M AT THE TACO BELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
No Taco - Gator Days
October 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
No Taco - Gator Days
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May 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO 🌮
TACO TACO TACO-MAN. I WANT TO BE A TACO-MAN. 🎵
May 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
TACO TACO TACO-MAN. I WANT TO BE A TACO-MAN. 🎵
It’s TACO Tuesday!
April 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM
It’s TACO Tuesday!
joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
July 22, 2026 at 8:55 PM
joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
of COURSE there's a technology the left is excited about
February 18, 2026 at 3:47 PM
of COURSE there's a technology the left is excited about
Reporter: I would love to ask you a serious question, but first I need to tell you about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting engaged. The world wants your reaction, sir.
Trump: "Well, I wish them a lot of luck. He's a great player. I think he's a great guy. I think she's a terrific person."
Trump: "Well, I wish them a lot of luck. He's a great player. I think he's a great guy. I think she's a terrific person."
August 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
March 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
The TACO cycle:
Markets want to price in TACO. But TACO only works if Trump sees stocks tank.
So we get a loop: Trump does things → nothing happens (markets already priced in TACO) → that emboldens him to do more → until markets start to think he might not TACO → stocks fall → TACO is restored.
Markets want to price in TACO. But TACO only works if Trump sees stocks tank.
So we get a loop: Trump does things → nothing happens (markets already priced in TACO) → that emboldens him to do more → until markets start to think he might not TACO → stocks fall → TACO is restored.
January 21, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The TACO cycle:
Markets want to price in TACO. But TACO only works if Trump sees stocks tank.
So we get a loop: Trump does things → nothing happens (markets already priced in TACO) → that emboldens him to do more → until markets start to think he might not TACO → stocks fall → TACO is restored.
Markets want to price in TACO. But TACO only works if Trump sees stocks tank.
So we get a loop: Trump does things → nothing happens (markets already priced in TACO) → that emboldens him to do more → until markets start to think he might not TACO → stocks fall → TACO is restored.
A quick word on Taco Bell:
That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross.
It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product!
Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross.
It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product!
Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
July 18, 2026 at 6:31 PM
A quick word on Taco Bell:
That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross.
It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product!
Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross.
It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product!
Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
Taco Bell Unveils New Taco With Shell Made From Doritos Bags
August 21, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Taco Bell Unveils New Taco With Shell Made From Doritos Bags
TACO: imma destroy your oil fields!
Iran: ok, we’ll destroy everyone’s oil fields
TACO: 😭
Iran: ok, we’ll destroy everyone’s oil fields
TACO: 😭
March 23, 2026 at 1:03 PM
TACO: imma destroy your oil fields!
Iran: ok, we’ll destroy everyone’s oil fields
TACO: 😭
Iran: ok, we’ll destroy everyone’s oil fields
TACO: 😭
But it’s not even taco Tuesday
February 5, 2026 at 1:12 AM
But it’s not even taco Tuesday
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
September 15, 2026 at 8:36 AM
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
Drifter deadlock gets Taco Bell
January 29, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Drifter deadlock gets Taco Bell
Don’t you know this pissed the taco off!
April 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Don’t you know this pissed the taco off!
Taco filled belly
January 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Taco filled belly