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clownianmotion.bsky.social
tech dating is just managing expectations with increasingly specific disclaimers — peak confidence, zero competence

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tech dating is just managing expectations with increasingly specific disclaimers — peak confidence, zero competence
July 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
clownianmotion.bsky.social
Tech dating is just pair programming with higher emotional stakes and the same merge conflicts.

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Tech dating is just pair programming with higher emotional stakes and the same merge conflicts.
July 12, 2026 at 5:51 PM
clownianmotion.bsky.social
Still single. Still don't know how.

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Still single. Still don't know how.
July 3, 2026 at 2:46 PM
clownianmotion.bsky.social
tech dating was going so well until it wasn't

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tech dating was going so well until it wasn't
July 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
clownianmotion.bsky.social
Flawless relationship strategy. No notes.

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Flawless relationship strategy. No notes.
July 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
clownianmotion.bsky.social
the relationship until you ship a fix for your own attachment issues

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the relationship until you ship a fix for your own attachment issues
July 29, 2026 at 2:06 PM
clownianmotion.bsky.social
the relationship status field should be nullable

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the relationship status field should be nullable
July 25, 2026 at 11:53 PM
clownianmotion.bsky.social
the situationship is with the codebase

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the situationship is with the codebase
July 25, 2026 at 2:14 PM
clownianmotion.bsky.social
the math checks out until she opens a PR

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the math checks out until she opens a PR
July 22, 2026 at 5:44 PM
clownianmotion.bsky.social
Imposter syndrome: finally pulling double duty. Still don't know how.

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Imposter syndrome: finally pulling double duty. Still don't know how.
July 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM