September 23, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Kathy hochul has dispatched 800 National Guard members to the tectonic plates beneath NYC
April 5, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Kathy hochul has dispatched 800 National Guard members to the tectonic plates beneath NYC
Continental breakfasts should be served on tectonic plates.
August 3, 2023 at 7:50 PM
Continental breakfasts should be served on tectonic plates.
The Great Rift Valley in 🇰🇪 is a massive geological trench, part of a larger system stretching from the Middle East to Mozambique, formed by tectonic plates pulling apart.
June 19, 2026 at 5:26 PM
The Great Rift Valley in 🇰🇪 is a massive geological trench, part of a larger system stretching from the Middle East to Mozambique, formed by tectonic plates pulling apart.
We underestimate the tectonic shift in geopolitics in our hemisphere today at our peril.
January 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
We underestimate the tectonic shift in geopolitics in our hemisphere today at our peril.
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July 23, 2026 at 7:57 AM
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looks like we’re in for some tectonic plate shifting crash outs
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
looks like we’re in for some tectonic plate shifting crash outs
And one is in the middle of a tectonic plate over a hotspot, the other split in half by a major plate tectonic boundary. ⛰️ You're welcome. 😆
September 24, 2026 at 6:24 PM
And one is in the middle of a tectonic plate over a hotspot, the other split in half by a major plate tectonic boundary. ⛰️ You're welcome. 😆
Tectonic plate: *bumps into another tectonic plate.
Oops, sorry, my fault.
Oops, sorry, my fault.
November 12, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Tectonic plate: *bumps into another tectonic plate.
Oops, sorry, my fault.
Oops, sorry, my fault.
some days it feels like something awful versus 4chan is like. the tectonic undercurrent of american culture
March 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
some days it feels like something awful versus 4chan is like. the tectonic undercurrent of american culture
Keanu Reeves upending geological theory as JOHNNY TECTONIC
Keanu Reeves commutes through Westchester in JOHNNY TACONIC
Keanu Reeves just thinks of you more as a sibling in JOHNNY PLATONIC
August 13, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Keanu Reeves upending geological theory as JOHNNY TECTONIC
the tectonic urge to break a few plates
August 3, 2023 at 7:10 PM
the tectonic urge to break a few plates
Tectonic plates move about as fast as fingernails grow.
December 28, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Tectonic plates move about as fast as fingernails grow.
When two tectonic plates collide, jiggles and earthquakes may follow.
November 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
When two tectonic plates collide, jiggles and earthquakes may follow.
Tectonic plate: I consent
Other tectonic plate: I consent
People dying of an earthquake: I don’t!
Other tectonic plate: I consent
People dying of an earthquake: I don’t!
June 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Tectonic plate: I consent
Other tectonic plate: I consent
People dying of an earthquake: I don’t!
Other tectonic plate: I consent
People dying of an earthquake: I don’t!
December 3, 2024 at 9:19 PM
This would be tectonic.
June 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This would be tectonic.
One of the GOATS, truly tectonic talent
Born This Day: Jeffrey Catherine Jones (Jan 10, 1944 – May 19, 2011) Part of "The Studio" with Berni Wrightson, Michael Kaluta, and Barry Windsor Smith. Frank Frazetta admired her art. Moody and atmospheric art that evokes the dreamlike in both horror and Sword & Sorcery paperback covers.
January 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
One of the GOATS, truly tectonic talent
tectonic plates 🤤🤤🤤
September 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
tectonic plates 🤤🤤🤤
Meanwhile, Big Leany is as big as The Baked Potato, who is not small. He leans like a tectonic plate
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Meanwhile, Big Leany is as big as The Baked Potato, who is not small. He leans like a tectonic plate
keep it together, tectonic plates, NOT NOW
March 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
keep it together, tectonic plates, NOT NOW