October 31, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Not only that, celebrate that teens are hanging out with each other outside. For all the crap that teens get for just being on their screens all the time, here's a chance for them not to be. Give them candy.
Annual reminder that teenagers are also kids and if you see them out trick or treating, don’t give them crap, give them candy
October 31, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Not only that, celebrate that teens are hanging out with each other outside. For all the crap that teens get for just being on their screens all the time, here's a chance for them not to be. Give them candy.
You don't hear about teens finding pornography in the woods these days. But that's only because teens don't hang out in the woods anymore. The porno mags are still out there, waiting to be discovered.
November 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
You don't hear about teens finding pornography in the woods these days. But that's only because teens don't hang out in the woods anymore. The porno mags are still out there, waiting to be discovered.
people on facebook posting ring camera videos of teens stealing their candy or taking too much candy. get the fuck out of here, why are you doing that? chalk up the loss to teens being teens and don't broadcast a 14 year old kid's face on the internet
November 1, 2026 at 12:19 PM
people on facebook posting ring camera videos of teens stealing their candy or taking too much candy. get the fuck out of here, why are you doing that? chalk up the loss to teens being teens and don't broadcast a 14 year old kid's face on the internet
America's gun psychopathy continues: *471* mass shootings so far in 2026: 💔😡💔 #GunsDontMakeUsSafer
The latest, with 4 teens wounded (16-yr-old girl critically), in Nashville, Tenn.: www.newschannel5.com/news/4-teens...
The latest, with 4 teens wounded (16-yr-old girl critically), in Nashville, Tenn.: www.newschannel5.com/news/4-teens...
4 teens injured in shooting outside of party early Sunday morning
The shooting left a 16-year-old girl victim in critical condition and 3 others injured according to police.
www.newschannel5.com
November 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
America's gun psychopathy continues: *471* mass shootings so far in 2026: 💔😡💔 #GunsDontMakeUsSafer
The latest, with 4 teens wounded (16-yr-old girl critically), in Nashville, Tenn.: www.newschannel5.com/news/4-teens...
The latest, with 4 teens wounded (16-yr-old girl critically), in Nashville, Tenn.: www.newschannel5.com/news/4-teens...
What a delight to see so many teens being so cool tonight.
A very sweet young man in a skeleton costume told me my anti-ICE sign fell down and picked it up and put it back up again, because “it’s very important we let ICE know that we don’t like them.”
Teens are the best 🥰
Teens are the best 🥰
Annual reminder that teenagers are also kids and if you see them out trick or treating, don’t give them crap, give them candy
November 1, 2026 at 2:21 AM
What a delight to see so many teens being so cool tonight.
I love the surly teens with backpacks on their chests the most.
October 31, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I love the surly teens with backpacks on their chests the most.
Even teens too cool for costumes deserve candy
October 31, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Even teens too cool for costumes deserve candy
A very sweet young man in a skeleton costume told me my anti-ICE sign fell down and picked it up and put it back up again, because “it’s very important we let ICE know that we don’t like them.”
Teens are the best 🥰
Teens are the best 🥰
Annual reminder that teenagers are also kids and if you see them out trick or treating, don’t give them crap, give them candy
November 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
A very sweet young man in a skeleton costume told me my anti-ICE sign fell down and picked it up and put it back up again, because “it’s very important we let ICE know that we don’t like them.”
Teens are the best 🥰
Teens are the best 🥰
One thing very clearly illustrated by the incessant past few weeks on the right wing internet of posting gender swapped Draco Malfoy ("Malfoid") and pictures of Anakin Skywalker is that the dominant mode of the modern online right is 2013 Tumblr Teens
November 2, 2026 at 8:08 PM
One thing very clearly illustrated by the incessant past few weeks on the right wing internet of posting gender swapped Draco Malfoy ("Malfoid") and pictures of Anakin Skywalker is that the dominant mode of the modern online right is 2013 Tumblr Teens
Pulling shots of espresso for the kids trick or treating and one of the rude teens asked for a triple shot. Don’t get greedy kid you’re almost in 8th grade.
October 31, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Pulling shots of espresso for the kids trick or treating and one of the rude teens asked for a triple shot. Don’t get greedy kid you’re almost in 8th grade.
Fuck it. My top ten albums of 2026 are
1. Twisted Teens - Holy Cross Tigers
2. Twisted Teens - Florida Water Blues
3. Twisted Teens - Blame the Clown
4 - 10. Whatever
1. Twisted Teens - Holy Cross Tigers
2. Twisted Teens - Florida Water Blues
3. Twisted Teens - Blame the Clown
4 - 10. Whatever
November 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Fuck it. My top ten albums of 2026 are
1. Twisted Teens - Holy Cross Tigers
2. Twisted Teens - Florida Water Blues
3. Twisted Teens - Blame the Clown
4 - 10. Whatever
1. Twisted Teens - Holy Cross Tigers
2. Twisted Teens - Florida Water Blues
3. Twisted Teens - Blame the Clown
4 - 10. Whatever
Same! The teens who come to my house are always lovely
October 31, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Same! The teens who come to my house are always lovely
Year three of being “the book house” in our neighborhood. Gave away 200 books, a bunch of chapter books, middle grade, and YA for the teens that came through. Makes me happier than I can say. ❤️
I also give out candy too, relax.
I also give out candy too, relax.
October 31, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Year three of being “the book house” in our neighborhood. Gave away 200 books, a bunch of chapter books, middle grade, and YA for the teens that came through. Makes me happier than I can say. ❤️
I also give out candy too, relax.
I also give out candy too, relax.
Are YOUR teens throfting?
News Channel 5 investigates
News Channel 5 investigates
November 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Are YOUR teens throfting?
News Channel 5 investigates
News Channel 5 investigates
I hope these teens and their parents are enrolled and voting.
Thousands of young people lose access to unemployment benefits
Thousands of young people lose access to unemployment benefits
Thousands of young people will lose access to unemployment benefits due to parental income testing being brought in on Monday.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I hope these teens and their parents are enrolled and voting.
Thank you, rude teens.
November 1, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Thank you, rude teens.
Adrian being petty getting revenge and scaring those scarecrow building teens...
She just so happen to dress up as Paul Bunyan that this year..
Late~ happy halloween~
She just so happen to dress up as Paul Bunyan that this year..
Late~ happy halloween~
November 3, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Adrian being petty getting revenge and scaring those scarecrow building teens...
She just so happen to dress up as Paul Bunyan that this year..
Late~ happy halloween~
She just so happen to dress up as Paul Bunyan that this year..
Late~ happy halloween~
The teens absolutely hate AI, everybody.
November 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
The teens absolutely hate AI, everybody.
yes I'm listening to twisted teens for the first time
November 3, 2026 at 2:27 PM
yes I'm listening to twisted teens for the first time
If teens show up at my house in a costume roasting millennials, they can take the whole bowl of candy.
Annual reminder that teenagers are also kids and if you see them out trick or treating, don’t give them crap, give them candy
October 31, 2026 at 7:06 PM
If teens show up at my house in a costume roasting millennials, they can take the whole bowl of candy.
i got two words for you: twisted teens music.apple.com/us/album/flo...
Florida Water Blues by Twisted Teens on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:44
music.apple.com
November 3, 2026 at 1:54 PM
i got two words for you: twisted teens music.apple.com/us/album/flo...
« i am 30 or 40 years old, so naturally i quote aqua teens constantly »
November 3, 2026 at 1:56 AM
« i am 30 or 40 years old, so naturally i quote aqua teens constantly »