#TeslaTown
I still can't find a "SELL YOUR PEDO CAR" bumper sticker. Thought about making various zines that say "this car funds genocide/racism/pedophilia" to put under windshields here in TeslaTown but I don't really want 450 years in prison over it.
September 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The #CompanyStore Lemon Skum thinks is such a splendid idea. #TeslaTown
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January 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
tinseltown? more like teslatown send skeet
June 8, 2024 at 10:25 PM
If any of you fuckers even make a “hmmmm” about rehabilitating that creep I’m taking you to TeslaTown (taking the doorhandles off your car and setting it on fire)
June 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Will the cafeteria be serving KoolAid?
May 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I thought that they were supposed to be indestructible? #SwastiCARSBoycottThem #TeslaTown #BoycottMusk
April 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Will Teslatown hold about 75m people?!? Will all the magats be able to live there? Just askin for the sane part of America
STAY ALERT TO THIS…

You’re going to be hearing more about Elon Musk’s new creation—a town he plans to call Starbase. Pay attention because it’s a micro version of his vision for the United States.

IT’S A TRAP! RESIST! DO NOT FALL FOR IT.
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December 25, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Welcome to Red Bank NJ...
#NoWheels #TeslaTown #bikeped #bikesky
August 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
TeslaTown entitled parking rules on Prospect Avenue, Red Bank NJ
#bikeped #safestreets #crosswalk
July 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Nothing says "Welcome" more than "NO... !", etc. Has anyone read the #CompleteStreets manual in this town?
Tbf, there are one or two, but sadly they do not have the ear of the mayor+council.
Thank you for your comments... in Red Bank NJ
#BroadWalk #TeslaTown #safestreets #bikesky #nowheels
June 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I know Musk has gone to Teslatown, TX.
But Thiel and Ellison still CA based?
Sure they'd love to be in the liberal secession.
September 17, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Democracy is dying. Billionaires are running amok. Someone needs to stand up. WHY NOT US?⚡️

UP WITH THE PEOPLE ✊
DOWN WITH THE OLIGARCHS 📉

Join us 7/19 1PM outside the Tesla showroom in Santa Monica for another #TeslaTakedown in the heart of Teslatown, USA.

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Tesla Takedown - Third Street, Santa Monica
Elon Musk is destroying our democracy, and he's using the fortune he built at Tesla to do it. We are taking action at Tesla to stop Musk's illegal coup. ⚡Sell your Teslas, dump your stock, join the...
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July 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Elon should fly down and see what’s happening in the heart of Teslatown 📉

actionnetwork.org/events/tesla...
Tesla Takedown - Third Street, Santa Monica
Elon Musk is destroying our democracy, and he's using the fortune he built at Tesla to do it. We are taking action at Tesla to stop Musk's illegal coup. ⚡Sell your Teslas, dump your stock, join the...
actionnetwork.org
July 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
SATURDAY 5/3 11:30AM
📍 actionnetwork.org/events/tesla...

Stand up to Elon & The Oligarchs in the heart of Teslatown, USA

🎉 As always, we party peacefully for democracy and human rights 🇺🇸 ☮️

#TeslaTakedown #SantaMonica #LosAngeles #Protest #Resist #BoycottTesla #BoycottMusk
Tesla Takedown - Third Street, Santa Monica
Elon Musk is destroying our democracy, and he's using the fortune he built at Tesla to do it. We are taking action at Tesla to stop Musk's illegal coup. ⚡Sell your Teslas, dump your stock, join the...
actionnetwork.org
April 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Meanwhile in #TeslaTown, erm, Red Bank NJ;
Update: Elon Musk has announced that next week all Tesla cars will have Grok-AI installed.
When will the town be dumping the municipal runabout Tesla? Surely there can't still be a tax advantage?

#Tesla #
July 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Meanwhile in Red Bank NJ - aka #teslatown - there are more than a few people amazed, nay astounded, by this bit of news...
#safestreets #completestreets #NOwheels
Of course, there is a world of difference between cutting and pasting a policy and actually doing something...
June 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Meanwhile in Red Bank NJ; even President Trump has sold his Tesler...

#teslatown #RedBankNJ
June 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
That's as good as it gets on #TeslaTown #beepbeep
June 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
We're teetering on stage 12... While our mayor+council dream of 14, the community's nightmare...

#TeslaTown
June 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
#Baraka was great btw. The only disconcerting thing was his support from the town's grandees and their fanboys and -girls... They probably just weren't listening, as usual.

#TeslaTown #TheCarIsTheStar #MuskFans
May 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I eventually found out that #TeslaTown keeps no records of their very own #Tesla.

#RedBankNJ
April 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I noticed that the #TeslaTown vehicle was not in its usual spot in the town hall parking lot this weekend, presumably moved to a secure location so the @climaterevolution.bsky.social guys wouldn't see it...
#RedBankNJ
March 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It was donated to #redbanknj by that couple. The woman, coincidentally, went on to chair the boro's electoral charter commission, then, by sheer chance, got elected onto the new "non-partisan" council she had devised. It seems to be used on Fridays to get officials to their lunch dates.
#teslatown
March 24, 2024 at 5:32 PM
NJ already has regulations, but can't even enforce them. 80% of the eBikes I see in town are out-of-class bikes which should have already been banned. Then there are the kids riding eBikes on the street...
Hey! But this cool little town does have its very own Tesla
#redbanknj #ebikes #teslatown
March 24, 2024 at 1:19 PM