Maybe, just maybe Florida will get 'Texased'. 🤞
November 7, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Maybe, just maybe Florida will get 'Texased'. 🤞
I say this as someone who lived in Texas but that is the most Texas shit that ever texased.
September 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I say this as someone who lived in Texas but that is the most Texas shit that ever texased.
This is Texas texasing as they have always texased.
They think they're special. Independent from the rest of the union
until they want FEMA money or oil subsidies
They think they're special. Independent from the rest of the union
until they want FEMA money or oil subsidies
August 27, 2026 at 3:51 PM
This is Texas texasing as they have always texased.
They think they're special. Independent from the rest of the union
until they want FEMA money or oil subsidies
They think they're special. Independent from the rest of the union
until they want FEMA money or oil subsidies
The most Texas thing that ever Texased.
WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power.
This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.
This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.
July 9, 2024 at 3:42 PM
The most Texas thing that ever Texased.
🚨 New Texas‑focused K‑12 cybersecurity report!
Project Tomorrow, in partnership with iboss and co‑branded with TCEA, has released new findings on how Texas districts are preparing for AI‑driven cyber threats.
📘 Download the report: www.tomorrow.org/resource/tx-...
#K12 #Cybersecurity #AI #TexasEd
Project Tomorrow, in partnership with iboss and co‑branded with TCEA, has released new findings on how Texas districts are preparing for AI‑driven cyber threats.
📘 Download the report: www.tomorrow.org/resource/tx-...
#K12 #Cybersecurity #AI #TexasEd
March 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
🚨 New Texas‑focused K‑12 cybersecurity report!
Project Tomorrow, in partnership with iboss and co‑branded with TCEA, has released new findings on how Texas districts are preparing for AI‑driven cyber threats.
📘 Download the report: www.tomorrow.org/resource/tx-...
#K12 #Cybersecurity #AI #TexasEd
Project Tomorrow, in partnership with iboss and co‑branded with TCEA, has released new findings on how Texas districts are preparing for AI‑driven cyber threats.
📘 Download the report: www.tomorrow.org/resource/tx-...
#K12 #Cybersecurity #AI #TexasEd
Saw similar movement for Beto and yet….Texas texased.
July 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Saw similar movement for Beto and yet….Texas texased.
October 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
2075: I'm Texased as door pickles.
February 23, 2024 at 1:33 AM
2075: I'm Texased as door pickles.
We’re BACK with a brand new BUST Magazine blog, and this week, Texas has out Texased themselves. They passed a law basically making abortion a Minority Report style thought crime, and blocked Austin from giving weirdly wonderful support to anyone trying to escape the reproductive hellscape.
September 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
We’re BACK with a brand new BUST Magazine blog, and this week, Texas has out Texased themselves. They passed a law basically making abortion a Minority Report style thought crime, and blocked Austin from giving weirdly wonderful support to anyone trying to escape the reproductive hellscape.
Truly the most Texas advice that ever Texased.
my favorite thing about a texas freeze is the very serious advice from the news and government on how to use a whataburger cup to insulate your outdoor spigots.
it is always a whataburger cup.
it is always a whataburger cup.
January 22, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Truly the most Texas advice that ever Texased.
Texas out Texased itself yesterday by giving Dead Eye Paxton,a crook,a shot at the Senate
Crenshaw,nobody's idea of a
"librul" lost to a mega church whacko.
Jesus approves
Crenshaw,nobody's idea of a
"librul" lost to a mega church whacko.
Jesus approves
March 4, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Texas out Texased itself yesterday by giving Dead Eye Paxton,a crook,a shot at the Senate
Crenshaw,nobody's idea of a
"librul" lost to a mega church whacko.
Jesus approves
Crenshaw,nobody's idea of a
"librul" lost to a mega church whacko.
Jesus approves
it's wild how texas is the most texas place that ever texased
December 7, 2024 at 12:18 AM
it's wild how texas is the most texas place that ever texased
well well well, how the turntables have texased techcrunch.com/2023/12/07/i...
Is the Texas boom town of Austin losing its luster? | TechCrunch
The Texas dream of taking on tech’s traditional home in California could be hitting some speed bumps as Techstars pauses operations in Austin.
techcrunch.com
December 12, 2023 at 3:36 PM
well well well, how the turntables have texased techcrunch.com/2023/12/07/i...
Texas legislation that creates one of the country's largest private school voucher programs goes to the governor for approval. Students with disabilities will get more money to use for private school, but concerns still loom.
#schoolvouchers #TexasEd #equity
www.kxan.com/investigatio...
#schoolvouchers #TexasEd #equity
www.kxan.com/investigatio...
www.kxan.com
May 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Texas legislation that creates one of the country's largest private school voucher programs goes to the governor for approval. Students with disabilities will get more money to use for private school, but concerns still loom.
#schoolvouchers #TexasEd #equity
www.kxan.com/investigatio...
#schoolvouchers #TexasEd #equity
www.kxan.com/investigatio...
Last week, voters heard directly from candidates in HD 71, HD 118, and HD 41 about the future of Texas public schools.
Watch the forum recap videos here:
https://www.raiseyourhandtexas.org/public-education-candidate-forums/
#TXLege #TexasEd #PublicEducation #TXVotes
Watch the forum recap videos here:
https://www.raiseyourhandtexas.org/public-education-candidate-forums/
#TXLege #TexasEd #PublicEducation #TXVotes
February 10, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Last week, voters heard directly from candidates in HD 71, HD 118, and HD 41 about the future of Texas public schools.
Watch the forum recap videos here:
https://www.raiseyourhandtexas.org/public-education-candidate-forums/
#TXLege #TexasEd #PublicEducation #TXVotes
Watch the forum recap videos here:
https://www.raiseyourhandtexas.org/public-education-candidate-forums/
#TXLege #TexasEd #PublicEducation #TXVotes
🎒✏️ It’s officially time to kick off Back to School—a season of new beginnings, sharpened pencils, and big hopes! Whether it’s their first day of kindergarten or their senior year, every student deserves the tools and support they need to thrive.
#BackToSchoolMonth #TexasEd #MeasureWhatMattersTX
#BackToSchoolMonth #TexasEd #MeasureWhatMattersTX
August 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
🎒✏️ It’s officially time to kick off Back to School—a season of new beginnings, sharpened pencils, and big hopes! Whether it’s their first day of kindergarten or their senior year, every student deserves the tools and support they need to thrive.
#BackToSchoolMonth #TexasEd #MeasureWhatMattersTX
#BackToSchoolMonth #TexasEd #MeasureWhatMattersTX
Speaking of jerseys, he owns a Cowboys jersey. My grew-up-a-Giants-fan of a husband now roots for the Cowboys so much that he owns a jersey. (Helps that the Giants aren’t much to root for rn but…😂)
He’s also OBVIOUSLY rooting for the Rangers to win the World Series.
We got him.
Texas Texased.
He’s also OBVIOUSLY rooting for the Rangers to win the World Series.
We got him.
Texas Texased.
October 18, 2023 at 2:03 PM
Speaking of jerseys, he owns a Cowboys jersey. My grew-up-a-Giants-fan of a husband now roots for the Cowboys so much that he owns a jersey. (Helps that the Giants aren’t much to root for rn but…😂)
He’s also OBVIOUSLY rooting for the Rangers to win the World Series.
We got him.
Texas Texased.
He’s also OBVIOUSLY rooting for the Rangers to win the World Series.
We got him.
Texas Texased.
We out Texased Texas! 🤦♀️
July 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We out Texased Texas! 🤦♀️
It's sad in 2011 my name is the former but the overton window has pushed me into the latter, they texased my username maybe it's what I deserve yeehaw
May 28, 2026 at 12:27 PM
It's sad in 2011 my name is the former but the overton window has pushed me into the latter, they texased my username maybe it's what I deserve yeehaw
Yeah like, what prompted this? Did Nebraska get Texased with the latest snowstorm?
January 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Yeah like, what prompted this? Did Nebraska get Texased with the latest snowstorm?
Lyndon Johnson was the most Texas person that ever Texased and if he were in his prime today he would beat the shit out of Trump without even thinking about it.
November 14, 2023 at 10:16 PM
Lyndon Johnson was the most Texas person that ever Texased and if he were in his prime today he would beat the shit out of Trump without even thinking about it.
On the one hand, that sounds like it could lead to getting Alexis Texased.
On the other hand... Yes.
On the other hand... Yes.
March 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
On the one hand, that sounds like it could lead to getting Alexis Texased.
On the other hand... Yes.
On the other hand... Yes.
Sigh. This is awful and it's definitely the dumbest piece of Texas being Texas that was ever Texased deep in the heart of Texas.
A Texas high school has told a student he can't play the male lead in "Oklahoma!" because he's transgender, citing a new school policy requiring all roles in student productions to be cast based on the gender assigned at birth.
Sherman High School transgender student loses lead theater role over gender policy
The district said for this specific show, the gender of the role as identified in the script will be used for casting.
www.kxii.com
November 7, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Sigh. This is awful and it's definitely the dumbest piece of Texas being Texas that was ever Texased deep in the heart of Texas.