#Theorem
This strongly supports the ”uses three names” theorem
Words have no meaning anymore

I am a linguistic nihilist
April 13, 2026 at 10:18 PM
sorry to my haters but I used the Pythagorean theorem today
July 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Teens who discovered new way to prove Pythagoras’s theorem uncover even more proofs
Teens who discovered new way to prove Pythagoras’s theorem uncover even more proofs
As high school students, Calcea Johnson and Ne’Kiya Jackson worked to find valid new proof for the 2,000-year-old theorem
www.theguardian.com
May 6, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Proof of the Pythagorean Theorem, by Crockett Johnson, 1965
January 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
a spectacular finish to that theorem!!!
March 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
scientists won't let us have anything anymore 🙄
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Updating the "everyone is 12" theorem to add "everyone is 12 and can't read"
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
GOT HIS ASS.
October 4, 2023 at 2:02 AM
Gödel incompleteness theorem for popularism.
December 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
More like the Plagiarean Theorem.
October 4, 2023 at 2:07 AM
New Orleans students Ne’Kiya Jackson and Calcea Johnson, credited with solving the Pythagorean theorem using trigonometry, have discovered nine more solutions to the problem
Louisiana students who solved the Pythagorean theorem discover nine more solutions to it
The student's discoveries were confirmed by the math community this week after their proofs were published in the American Mathematical Monthly.
www.nola.com
October 29, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Kiddo is learning the Pythagorean theorem so I finally have the pleasure of introducing him to the hippopotenuse
December 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Arrow's impossibility theorem for dummies
November 18, 2024 at 3:35 PM
hey great theorem man, I'll definitely factor it into my calculations
*gives my buddies a No Way In Hell Am I Ever Factoring That Theorem Into My Calculations look*
July 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
people often say that gödel refuted hilbert with his incompleteness theorem. actually, gödel vindicated hilbert with his completeness theorem
i looked this up and found out hilbert thought anything conforming to consistent axioms existed. what the hell man
September 26, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The Arike Ogunbowale Theorem
look if you hit one March Madness buzzer-beater you get to try the next one too. The Aaron Harrison principle
March 28, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Calcea Johnson and Ne’Kiya Jackson made waves in 2022 when, while still in high school, they announced a new proof of the Pythagorean theorem. They’ve now published several alternative proofs of the theorem in today’s issue of American Mathematical Monthly. www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....
October 28, 2024 at 5:39 PM
The Wide Receiver Theorem
The line between “knucklehead (complimentary)” and “knucklehead (derogatory)” is a thin one
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Pythagorean theorem Day!

9/16/25
September 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This is 100% true... no B.S.... today, in a real-world scenario, I utilized the Pythagorean theorem.

Serious rush.
April 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Frazee's Impossibusily Theorem
May 29, 2024 at 1:13 AM
The mr beast theorem
December 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Format's Last Theorem, now with proofs
October 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
What did you do last week questions aren't new.

"Monday: Try to prove theorem
Tuesday: Try to prove theorem
Wednesday: Try to prove theorem
Thursday: Try to prove theorem
Friday: Theorem false"

Julia Robinson, asked to summarise her activity as part of getting a permanent position at Berkeley.
February 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM