He needs food or likely a therapist….
October 30, 2026 at 12:43 AM
He needs food or likely a therapist….
Therapist: “What would a healthy relationship look like to you?”
Me: “Two adults being honest about their feelings.”
Therapist: “Good.”
Me: “Your turn.”
Me: “Two adults being honest about their feelings.”
Therapist: “Good.”
Me: “Your turn.”
October 31, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Therapist: “What would a healthy relationship look like to you?”
Me: “Two adults being honest about their feelings.”
Therapist: “Good.”
Me: “Your turn.”
Me: “Two adults being honest about their feelings.”
Therapist: “Good.”
Me: “Your turn.”
Therapist: you need to open up more or this isn’t going to work
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
November 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Therapist: you need to open up more or this isn’t going to work
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
I told my therapist that I've been hearing voices.
She told me I don't have a therapist.
She told me I don't have a therapist.
October 29, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I told my therapist that I've been hearing voices.
She told me I don't have a therapist.
She told me I don't have a therapist.
Therapist: [holding up an inkblot] “What do you see?”
Me: “A man desperately trying to maintain professional boundaries with a woman he finds irresistible.”
Therapist: “It's a butterfly.”
Me: “Is that what we're calling it?”
Me: “A man desperately trying to maintain professional boundaries with a woman he finds irresistible.”
Therapist: “It's a butterfly.”
Me: “Is that what we're calling it?”
October 31, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Therapist: [holding up an inkblot] “What do you see?”
Me: “A man desperately trying to maintain professional boundaries with a woman he finds irresistible.”
Therapist: “It's a butterfly.”
Me: “Is that what we're calling it?”
Me: “A man desperately trying to maintain professional boundaries with a woman he finds irresistible.”
Therapist: “It's a butterfly.”
Me: “Is that what we're calling it?”
Therapist: You need to open up more or this isn't going to work.
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Kikshannon's Playful Lip Bite
ALT: Kikshannon's Playful Lip Bite
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November 2, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Therapist: You need to open up more or this isn't going to work.
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Therapist: You need to open up more or this isn't going to work.
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
November 2, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Therapist: You need to open up more or this isn't going to work.
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Therapist: You need to open up more or this isn't going to work.
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
November 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Therapist: You need to open up more or this isn't going to work.
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Hug all the dogs 🐾❤️🐾
November 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Hug all the dogs 🐾❤️🐾
me: i am fundamentally opposed capitalist power structures and dehumanizing labor. history is a record of their atrocities
my therapist: that's fair
me: but i love it when the big boss or manager eats their unruly employees and calls it "downsizing"
my therapist: who doesn't
my therapist: that's fair
me: but i love it when the big boss or manager eats their unruly employees and calls it "downsizing"
my therapist: who doesn't
November 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
me: i am fundamentally opposed capitalist power structures and dehumanizing labor. history is a record of their atrocities
my therapist: that's fair
me: but i love it when the big boss or manager eats their unruly employees and calls it "downsizing"
my therapist: who doesn't
my therapist: that's fair
me: but i love it when the big boss or manager eats their unruly employees and calls it "downsizing"
my therapist: who doesn't
Me, jumping up in the middle of my telehealth therapy appointment: BETTY WHAT’S IN YOUR MOUTH
My therapist: uh oh
Me: JESUS CHRIST BETTY
My therapist: oh no
Me: BETTY GIVE ME BACK MY GLASSES RIGHT NOW
My therapist: …….
My therapist: uh oh
Me: JESUS CHRIST BETTY
My therapist: oh no
Me: BETTY GIVE ME BACK MY GLASSES RIGHT NOW
My therapist: …….
November 2, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Me, jumping up in the middle of my telehealth therapy appointment: BETTY WHAT’S IN YOUR MOUTH
My therapist: uh oh
Me: JESUS CHRIST BETTY
My therapist: oh no
Me: BETTY GIVE ME BACK MY GLASSES RIGHT NOW
My therapist: …….
My therapist: uh oh
Me: JESUS CHRIST BETTY
My therapist: oh no
Me: BETTY GIVE ME BACK MY GLASSES RIGHT NOW
My therapist: …….
I've been seeing a new therapist recently for anxiety and OCD and I told her about vtubing!
And then I showed her my model and she told me she thought the model was hot LMAOOO
Absolutely based therapist fr 😂
And then I showed her my model and she told me she thought the model was hot LMAOOO
Absolutely based therapist fr 😂
November 2, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I've been seeing a new therapist recently for anxiety and OCD and I told her about vtubing!
And then I showed her my model and she told me she thought the model was hot LMAOOO
Absolutely based therapist fr 😂
And then I showed her my model and she told me she thought the model was hot LMAOOO
Absolutely based therapist fr 😂
Therapist: You need to open up more or this isn't going to work.
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
November 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Therapist: You need to open up more or this isn't going to work.
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
in short: someone else's therapist cannot diagnose you and, in normal circumstances, shouldn't judge your actions based solely on their account
if someone says their therapist did that, then either their therapist sucks or they misled you
(obviously, exceptions exist for cases of obvious abuse)
if someone says their therapist did that, then either their therapist sucks or they misled you
(obviously, exceptions exist for cases of obvious abuse)
November 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
in short: someone else's therapist cannot diagnose you and, in normal circumstances, shouldn't judge your actions based solely on their account
if someone says their therapist did that, then either their therapist sucks or they misled you
(obviously, exceptions exist for cases of obvious abuse)
if someone says their therapist did that, then either their therapist sucks or they misled you
(obviously, exceptions exist for cases of obvious abuse)
Therapist: “You need to open up more or this isn’t gonna work”
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
November 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Therapist: “You need to open up more or this isn’t gonna work”
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Therapist: “You need to open up more or this isn’t gonna work”
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
November 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Therapist: “You need to open up more or this isn’t gonna work”
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Paying my therapist fee with one dollar bills because he hasn't solved all my problems.
November 2, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Paying my therapist fee with one dollar bills because he hasn't solved all my problems.
Therapist off work for a few months unexpectedly.
November 2, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Therapist off work for a few months unexpectedly.
If an individual therapist did this, they’d lose the right to practice and the same should apply to Sam Altman
October 28, 2026 at 5:01 PM
If an individual therapist did this, they’d lose the right to practice and the same should apply to Sam Altman
MY THERAPIST WILL BE HEARING ABOUT THIS IM THROWING UP
October 31, 2026 at 3:39 AM
MY THERAPIST WILL BE HEARING ABOUT THIS IM THROWING UP
Therapist: You need to open up more or this isn't going to work.
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
November 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Therapist: You need to open up more or this isn't going to work.
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
Me: *opens up*
Therapist:
as someone who was taught this technique by a wonderful therapist this is funny as fuck
November 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
as someone who was taught this technique by a wonderful therapist this is funny as fuck
therapist: why do you keep destabilizing yourself
me:
🧠: say “enrichment,” it’ll be funny
me:
🧠: say “enrichment,” it’ll be funny
October 31, 2026 at 12:33 AM
therapist: why do you keep destabilizing yourself
me:
🧠: say “enrichment,” it’ll be funny
me:
🧠: say “enrichment,” it’ll be funny
therapist: why do you suppose you feel so alienated?
me: probably because I’ve never met anyone I’d want to be in the same species with
therapist:
me: no offense
me: probably because I’ve never met anyone I’d want to be in the same species with
therapist:
me: no offense
October 31, 2026 at 5:39 PM
therapist: why do you suppose you feel so alienated?
me: probably because I’ve never met anyone I’d want to be in the same species with
therapist:
me: no offense
me: probably because I’ve never met anyone I’d want to be in the same species with
therapist:
me: no offense