#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Kennedy Center now named Death To Carter Center
June 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Kennedy Center now named Death To Carter Center
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Lee Greenwood forced to add four stanzas condemning Sunni Islam to “Proud To Be An American”
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU High school productions of “Fiddler on the Roof“ now subject to federal death penalty
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Kennedy Center now named Death To Carter Center
June 15, 2026 at 10:00 PM
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Lee Greenwood forced to add four stanzas condemning Sunni Islam to “Proud To Be An American”
Body of water south of Texas now called Gulf of Khomeini
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#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU
June 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Body of water south of Texas now called Gulf of Khomeini
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#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU
Annual UFC fight at the Straight of Hormuz
Annual UFC fight at the Straight of Hormuz
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Lee Greenwood forced to add four stanzas condemning Sunni Islam to “Proud To Be An American”
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU High school productions of “Fiddler on the Roof“ now subject to federal death penalty
June 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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Annual UFC fight at the Straight of Hormuz
Annual UFC fight at the Straight of Hormuz
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU A hotdog is considered a sandwich
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Lee Greenwood forced to add four stanzas condemning Sunni Islam to “Proud To Be An American”
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU High school productions of “Fiddler on the Roof“ now subject to federal death penalty
June 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU A hotdog is considered a sandwich
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU All TruckNuts to be immediately castrated
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU A hotdog is considered a sandwich
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Lee Greenwood forced to add four stanzas condemning Sunni Islam to “Proud To Be An American”
June 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU All TruckNuts to be immediately castrated
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU High school productions of “Fiddler on the Roof“ now subject to federal death penalty
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Kennedy Center now named Death To Carter Center
June 15, 2026 at 9:56 PM
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU High school productions of “Fiddler on the Roof“ now subject to federal death penalty
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Iranian dissidents, apostates, and spies may now be buried on any Trump golf course
June 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Iranian dissidents, apostates, and spies may now be buried on any Trump golf course
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Trump agrees to change spray tan color from orange to green, red, and white
June 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Trump agrees to change spray tan color from orange to green, red, and white
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Iranian diplomats now protected by the Geneva Convention from saying in Trump hotel properties
June 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Iranian diplomats now protected by the Geneva Convention from saying in Trump hotel properties
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Upon timely written demand from the Iranian Embassy, Trump must hold his thumb and forefinger in an “L” shape on his forehead for 10 minutes
June 15, 2026 at 10:15 PM
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Upon timely written demand from the Iranian Embassy, Trump must hold his thumb and forefinger in an “L” shape on his forehead for 10 minutes
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Firaxis forced to add the Ayatollah as a playable leader in all future Civilization releases.
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Lee Greenwood forced to add four stanzas condemning Sunni Islam to “Proud To Be An American”
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU High school productions of “Fiddler on the Roof“ now subject to federal death penalty
June 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Firaxis forced to add the Ayatollah as a playable leader in all future Civilization releases.
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU
At the end of each workday, a White House employee is to say to Trump in Persian, "Now go get your shine box."
At the end of each workday, a White House employee is to say to Trump in Persian, "Now go get your shine box."
June 15, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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At the end of each workday, a White House employee is to say to Trump in Persian, "Now go get your shine box."
At the end of each workday, a White House employee is to say to Trump in Persian, "Now go get your shine box."
JD Vance required to do a grand tour of heads of state in Cairo, Jerusalem, Baghdad, Riyadh and Kuwait.
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#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU
June 15, 2026 at 11:27 PM
JD Vance required to do a grand tour of heads of state in Cairo, Jerusalem, Baghdad, Riyadh and Kuwait.
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#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU
June 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
The Islamic Center of American in Michigan to be renamed the Donald J. Trump and Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Islamic Center. #ThingsIranGotInTheMOU
June 15, 2026 at 10:02 PM
The Islamic Center of American in Michigan to be renamed the Donald J. Trump and Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Islamic Center. #ThingsIranGotInTheMOU
Pentagon & State Department cafeterias now Halal certified. #ThingsIranGotInTheMOU
June 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Pentagon & State Department cafeterias now Halal certified. #ThingsIranGotInTheMOU
Adasi lentil soup to be served in the Congressional Dining Room #ThingsIranGotintheMOU
June 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Adasi lentil soup to be served in the Congressional Dining Room #ThingsIranGotintheMOU
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Pineapple is henceforth unacceptable as a pizza topping.
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU A hotdog is considered a sandwich
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Lee Greenwood forced to add four stanzas condemning Sunni Islam to “Proud To Be An American”
June 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Pineapple is henceforth unacceptable as a pizza topping.
All schools which purchased Trump Bibles must replace them with Korans. #ThingsIranGotInTheMOU
June 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
All schools which purchased Trump Bibles must replace them with Korans. #ThingsIranGotInTheMOU
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU All known copies of the movie Argo must be destroyed by Ben Affleck specifically
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Kennedy Center now named Death To Carter Center
June 15, 2026 at 10:05 PM
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU All known copies of the movie Argo must be destroyed by Ben Affleck specifically
For every $1M given to Trump directly, Iran can highly enrich an additional 100 kg of uranium
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#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU
June 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
For every $1M given to Trump directly, Iran can highly enrich an additional 100 kg of uranium
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#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU The Capitol Reflecting Pool must be turned green.
June 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU The Capitol Reflecting Pool must be turned green.
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU
A chicken and falafel franchise in the Southeastern US called Hal Y'all.
A chicken and falafel franchise in the Southeastern US called Hal Y'all.
June 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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A chicken and falafel franchise in the Southeastern US called Hal Y'all.
A chicken and falafel franchise in the Southeastern US called Hal Y'all.