Gen Z getting the avocado toast thinkpiece treatment rip
May 19, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Gen Z getting the avocado toast thinkpiece treatment rip
Reporters contemplating a "hybrid war" thinkpiece, quote this you cowards
September 26, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Reporters contemplating a "hybrid war" thinkpiece, quote this you cowards
every conservative catholic thinkpiece
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open.substack.com/pub/wollenbl...
every conservative catholic thinkpiece
satire as a modernist notion
open.substack.com
February 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
every conservative catholic thinkpiece
open.substack.com/pub/wollenbl...
open.substack.com/pub/wollenbl...
lmao “thinkpiece millennials” is absolutely brutal and 100% what we deserve
June 24, 2024 at 9:32 PM
lmao “thinkpiece millennials” is absolutely brutal and 100% what we deserve
Wake up, babe. Another "Bluesky bubble" thinkpiece from legacy media has dropped.
June 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Wake up, babe. Another "Bluesky bubble" thinkpiece from legacy media has dropped.
taylor swift wrote a bluesky thinkpiece
![[Verse 1]
Everybody's so punk on the internet
Everyone's unbothered 'til they're not
Every joke's just trolling and memes
Sad as it seems, apathy is hot
Everybody's cutthroat in the comments
Every single hot take is cold as ice
When you found me, I said I was busy
That was a lie
[Pre-Chorus]
I have been afflicted by a terminal uniqueness
I've been dying just from trying to seem cool](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i4yqih65sftboupjwcnegqea/bafkreidfmgqwg3zixk5utvyq3acqtgcqu6zjo6atdscrw5mwzhuwettwxe)
October 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
taylor swift wrote a bluesky thinkpiece
The NYT published its big “Amy Coney Barrett, the surprise moderate conservative” thinkpiece two (2) days ago
President Trump appointed Amy Coney Barrett to clinch a conservative legal revolution. But as soon as she arrived at the Supreme Court, she began surprising her colleagues.
How Amy Coney Barrett Is Confounding the Right and the Left
President Trump appointed her to clinch a conservative legal revolution. But soon after arriving at the Supreme Court, she began surprising her colleagues.
trib.al
June 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The NYT published its big “Amy Coney Barrett, the surprise moderate conservative” thinkpiece two (2) days ago
It feels like this thinkpiece came directly from 2004.
June 22, 2026 at 5:22 PM
It feels like this thinkpiece came directly from 2004.
I see the “you hate AI but what if you didn’t?” articles are revving their engines.
Fuck off. You write a thinkpiece of shit like that, you betray the art of writing.
Fuck off. You write a thinkpiece of shit like that, you betray the art of writing.
December 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I see the “you hate AI but what if you didn’t?” articles are revving their engines.
Fuck off. You write a thinkpiece of shit like that, you betray the art of writing.
Fuck off. You write a thinkpiece of shit like that, you betray the art of writing.
This series is going to singlehandedly revive the TV thinkpiece industrial complex
oh no the new hermoine is brown and the new snape is black. new depths of hitlerism are going to be discovered soon
May 28, 2025 at 9:03 AM
This series is going to singlehandedly revive the TV thinkpiece industrial complex
(long convoluted thinkpiece)
"the anjin says 'trump is such a dick'."
"the anjin says 'trump is such a dick'."
July 14, 2024 at 6:39 PM
(long convoluted thinkpiece)
"the anjin says 'trump is such a dick'."
"the anjin says 'trump is such a dick'."
"is america's decline fundamentally a religious war" is actually a thinkpiece i would read
In retrospect you really begin to empathize with the church fathers who argued over whether Jesus was begotten or made. Let a little heresy slide and suddenly everyone starts denying the Beatitudes.
August 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"is america's decline fundamentally a religious war" is actually a thinkpiece i would read
Doing a thinkpiece on this. 2300 words
March 3, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Doing a thinkpiece on this. 2300 words
Hey wow this thinkpiece sucks
March 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Hey wow this thinkpiece sucks
It is quite funny to think that there has never been a single thinkpiece asking what form of unity would be acceptable to nationalists in the six counties
Small minority would consider new flag or anthem to make Irish unity acceptable to unionists
Small minority would consider new flag or anthem to make Irish unity acceptable to unionists
Irish Times/Ipsos B&A also asked about attitudes to immigration, with a small majority of voters seeing it, on balance, as a positive
www.irishtimes.com
September 25, 2026 at 10:01 AM
It is quite funny to think that there has never been a single thinkpiece asking what form of unity would be acceptable to nationalists in the six counties
donald trump: i am literally going to have my political enemies shot
thinkpiece mutants: but, like. figuratively. you mean figuratively.
donald trump: no, i am going to have them put before a firing squad.
thinkpiece mutants: in a metaphorical sense!
thinkpiece mutants: but, like. figuratively. you mean figuratively.
donald trump: no, i am going to have them put before a firing squad.
thinkpiece mutants: in a metaphorical sense!
Trump is running on a platform of open authoritarianism but if he wins, Harris supporters may act as if he's an authoritarian.
The latter is the problem I have dedicated an entire column to.
The latter is the problem I have dedicated an entire column to.
November 1, 2024 at 9:44 PM
donald trump: i am literally going to have my political enemies shot
thinkpiece mutants: but, like. figuratively. you mean figuratively.
donald trump: no, i am going to have them put before a firing squad.
thinkpiece mutants: in a metaphorical sense!
thinkpiece mutants: but, like. figuratively. you mean figuratively.
donald trump: no, i am going to have them put before a firing squad.
thinkpiece mutants: in a metaphorical sense!
Complaining that a private individual's account blocked you on a social media site is like writing a thinkpiece about someone who gave a restaurant a bad Yelp review.
periodically I see posts that are like This Big Account Blocked Me And It Says Something About Society
brother it is not that deep you were being annoying in my replies
brother it is not that deep you were being annoying in my replies
October 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Complaining that a private individual's account blocked you on a social media site is like writing a thinkpiece about someone who gave a restaurant a bad Yelp review.
There's a larger thinkpiece to be written on how Trump and the right simply can't comprehend soft power
Democrats just won a special election in St. Paul by 91%. That's basically impossible and also a 20% improvement over Harris's showing in the seat. Also, it shows that deploying ICE as a voter suppression tactic probably only works against their own voters.
January 28, 2026 at 4:02 AM
There's a larger thinkpiece to be written on how Trump and the right simply can't comprehend soft power
also the fact they made panam straight is a hate crime and i WILL be writing a thinkpiece
WAIT IN CYBERPUNK 2077 THEY DONT LET YOU DO OLD MAN YAOI WITH TAKEMURA???
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
also the fact they made panam straight is a hate crime and i WILL be writing a thinkpiece
why do the humanities constantly have to justify their existence but boilerplate thinkpiece writers don't
July 17, 2026 at 3:44 PM
why do the humanities constantly have to justify their existence but boilerplate thinkpiece writers don't
impatiently awaiting the thinkpiece about the ms rachel effect on new york politics (ms rachel endorses you and you win)
June 24, 2026 at 3:29 PM
impatiently awaiting the thinkpiece about the ms rachel effect on new york politics (ms rachel endorses you and you win)
The three T's of Bluesky:
Don't be a Transphobe
Don't be a Troll
Don't write a Thinkpiece
Don't be a Transphobe
Don't be a Troll
Don't write a Thinkpiece
November 22, 2024 at 8:24 PM
The three T's of Bluesky:
Don't be a Transphobe
Don't be a Troll
Don't write a Thinkpiece
Don't be a Transphobe
Don't be a Troll
Don't write a Thinkpiece
did somebody already write the “what’s up with all the hot Dem men” thinkpiece? it’s like a Women Who Served level candidate trend
August 29, 2026 at 10:52 PM
did somebody already write the “what’s up with all the hot Dem men” thinkpiece? it’s like a Women Who Served level candidate trend
No doubt we will soon get an Economist thinkpiece explaning why Europe is doomed if it does not copy America's worldbeating Dutch Disease
October 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
No doubt we will soon get an Economist thinkpiece explaning why Europe is doomed if it does not copy America's worldbeating Dutch Disease