July 30, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I know the perfect way to make Threehalves more palatable to the public: Make them CAKED up and packing shmeat
August 8, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I know the perfect way to make Threehalves more palatable to the public: Make them CAKED up and packing shmeat
Threehalves wants to hug you 👀
August 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Threehalves wants to hug you 👀
introducing: threetonnes, the state of the art feeder robot specifically designed for the highest preformance of expansion to an individual.
(satyress threehalves inspired robot lol)
also first time ever trying a taur body :333
{ #fatfur - #weightgain }
(satyress threehalves inspired robot lol)
also first time ever trying a taur body :333
{ #fatfur - #weightgain }
August 22, 2026 at 11:11 PM
introducing: threetonnes, the state of the art feeder robot specifically designed for the highest preformance of expansion to an individual.
(satyress threehalves inspired robot lol)
also first time ever trying a taur body :333
{ #fatfur - #weightgain }
(satyress threehalves inspired robot lol)
also first time ever trying a taur body :333
{ #fatfur - #weightgain }
Threehalve Fat Weakness
Yeah, I may like this robot very much
Yeah, I may like this robot very much
August 13, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Threehalve Fat Weakness
Yeah, I may like this robot very much
Yeah, I may like this robot very much
A chainsaw-wielding centaur robot designed to enter disaster zones has gone viral thanks to its demonic appearance
People are questioning whether they actually want Threehalves to rescue them
People are questioning whether they actually want Threehalves to rescue them
July 30, 2026 at 7:30 PM
A chainsaw-wielding centaur robot designed to enter disaster zones has gone viral thanks to its demonic appearance
People are questioning whether they actually want Threehalves to rescue them
People are questioning whether they actually want Threehalves to rescue them
For me at least, the two things I don't want a giant robot centaur with horns to do are hold a chainsaw and stare menacingly at me through a door.
July 30, 2026 at 9:39 PM
For me at least, the two things I don't want a giant robot centaur with horns to do are hold a chainsaw and stare menacingly at me through a door.
Cider gets rescued by that new creepy robot Threehalves and...
wait wtf?
wait wtf?
August 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Cider gets rescued by that new creepy robot Threehalves and...
wait wtf?
wait wtf?
CN Schusswaffen
„Nach Angaben des Unternehmens soll der Roboter in Gefahrenzonen eingesetzt werden – etwa in kontaminierten Industrieanlagen, auf Giftmülldeponien, bei Waldbränden oder anderen Umweltkatastrophen. Auf einer Illustration ist Threehalves aber auch mit Schusswaffen zu sehen.“
„Nach Angaben des Unternehmens soll der Roboter in Gefahrenzonen eingesetzt werden – etwa in kontaminierten Industrieanlagen, auf Giftmülldeponien, bei Waldbränden oder anderen Umweltkatastrophen. Auf einer Illustration ist Threehalves aber auch mit Schusswaffen zu sehen.“
Ziegenkopf-Roboter mit Kettensäge soll in No-Go-Zonen arbeiten
4 Beine, humanoider Oberkörper und Werkzeuge statt Hände: Der gruselige Roboter „Threehalves“ soll in Gefahrenzonen arbeiten.
futurezone.at
August 6, 2026 at 7:34 AM
CN Schusswaffen
„Nach Angaben des Unternehmens soll der Roboter in Gefahrenzonen eingesetzt werden – etwa in kontaminierten Industrieanlagen, auf Giftmülldeponien, bei Waldbränden oder anderen Umweltkatastrophen. Auf einer Illustration ist Threehalves aber auch mit Schusswaffen zu sehen.“
„Nach Angaben des Unternehmens soll der Roboter in Gefahrenzonen eingesetzt werden – etwa in kontaminierten Industrieanlagen, auf Giftmülldeponien, bei Waldbränden oder anderen Umweltkatastrophen. Auf einer Illustration ist Threehalves aber auch mit Schusswaffen zu sehen.“
Just remembered there’s a company named “Satyress” developing centaur-shaped robots. Possibly the most Xanthebait corporation to ever exist.
July 29, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Just remembered there’s a company named “Satyress” developing centaur-shaped robots. Possibly the most Xanthebait corporation to ever exist.
August 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
valiantly riding a threehalves into combat
July 30, 2026 at 8:14 PM
valiantly riding a threehalves into combat
Big Walk Threehalves
August 13, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Big Walk Threehalves
Didn't know this about him...
December 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Didn't know this about him...
I believe that if history has taught us anything it is that we should not allow a company called Satyress to build Threehalves, the chainsaw-wielding demon centaur robot.
July 31, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I believe that if history has taught us anything it is that we should not allow a company called Satyress to build Threehalves, the chainsaw-wielding demon centaur robot.
4 Beine, humanoider Oberkörper und Werkzeuge statt Hände: Der gruselige Roboter „Threehalves“ soll in Gefahrenzonen arbeiten. #sfcd #roboter #kuenstlicheintelligenz
Ziegenkopf-Roboter mit Kettensäge soll in No-Go-Zonen arbeiten
4 Beine, humanoider Oberkörper und Werkzeuge statt Hände: Der gruselige Roboter „Threehalves“ soll in Gefahrenzonen arbeiten.
futurezone.at
August 2, 2026 at 8:41 AM
4 Beine, humanoider Oberkörper und Werkzeuge statt Hände: Der gruselige Roboter „Threehalves“ soll in Gefahrenzonen arbeiten. #sfcd #roboter #kuenstlicheintelligenz
If you had “Seven foot tall nightmare-fuel centaur robot wielding a chainsaw” on your Robot Apocalypse bingo card, give yourself a ten second head start.
gagadget.com/en/720208-me...
gagadget.com/en/720208-me...
Meet Threehalves: a 2-meter centaur robot built for disaster zones
California startup Satyress has unveiled a teleoperated centaur-style robot designed to handle wildfires, floods, and rubble — no price or release date yet.
gagadget.com
August 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
If you had “Seven foot tall nightmare-fuel centaur robot wielding a chainsaw” on your Robot Apocalypse bingo card, give yourself a ten second head start.
gagadget.com/en/720208-me...
gagadget.com/en/720208-me...
if you dont wanna fuck the threehalves robot even just a little bit I don't fucking know you
August 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
if you dont wanna fuck the threehalves robot even just a little bit I don't fucking know you
Threehalves is a centaur robot designed for rescues in fires and hazardous industrial environments. Operated remotely with a joystick, it performs complex missions while reducing the need to expose human rescue teams to danger.
August 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Threehalves is a centaur robot designed for rescues in fires and hazardous industrial environments. Operated remotely with a joystick, it performs complex missions while reducing the need to expose human rescue teams to danger.
July 30, 2026 at 9:00 AM
I'd want Threehalves to save me.. 🤤🤤
July 30, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I'd want Threehalves to save me.. 🤤🤤
4 Beine, humanoider Oberkörper und Werkzeuge statt Hände: Der gruselige Roboter „Threehalves“ soll in Gefahrenzonen arbeiten.
Ziegenkopf-Roboter mit Kettensäge soll in No-Go-Zonen arbeiten
4 Beine, humanoider Oberkörper und Werkzeuge statt Hände: Der gruselige Roboter „Threehalves“ soll in Gefahrenzonen arbeiten.
futurezone.at
August 1, 2026 at 2:25 PM
4 Beine, humanoider Oberkörper und Werkzeuge statt Hände: Der gruselige Roboter „Threehalves“ soll in Gefahrenzonen arbeiten.
It's so funny to see everyone read the Satyress website and assume that this is a real startup and not an ingenious advertisement for a horror game
You can pilot Threehalves, install upgrades on her, lose control of her and limit her ability to chase you. She even has weakpoints
You can pilot Threehalves, install upgrades on her, lose control of her and limit her ability to chase you. She even has weakpoints
we cannot allow this technology to fall into furry hands
July 31, 2026 at 2:21 AM
It's so funny to see everyone read the Satyress website and assume that this is a real startup and not an ingenious advertisement for a horror game
You can pilot Threehalves, install upgrades on her, lose control of her and limit her ability to chase you. She even has weakpoints
You can pilot Threehalves, install upgrades on her, lose control of her and limit her ability to chase you. She even has weakpoints