#TicketyTock
Ohhhh the ticketytock, I see
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I have the luxury of not actually caring, for which I am grateful. It's probably wiser not to "go on apps" at all, but if people wanna go to bat for their TicketyTock or whatever I'm here to make fun of them.
January 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Liam and Lucas are both Tickety's brothers, but sometimes they're both fighting over a teddy bear so Grandfather Clock's imposter gives them a timeout. #bluesclues #tickety #ticketytock #clocks
January 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“I can work till 5 o’clock,
Come home and read your ticketytock ….”

“Tonight I’m gonna cook for the kids”

(Long story short she’s so grateful she fucks him)
August 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, My 5 new clocks!

The clocks are Benjamin, Wendy, Ishan, Corey and Winston. These clocks do different stuff.

#bluesclues #tickety #ticketytock #clocks
January 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I MADE A TICKETYTOCK!!!
September 28, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Please do your ol Marf a little favor and like this ticketytock so her bosses are happy www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLD5tJhA/
TikTok - Make Your Day
www.tiktok.com
April 10, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Sorry, I can’t hear you over the TicketyTock on my internet telephone
December 30, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Same. I rewatch the ticketytock with music whenever I can find it. 😂😂 I had two of those chairs on my front porch after The Event but the HOA Karen said no. She has no idea what I was thinking. 🪓 🪑
June 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Maybe someone will make a banger remix and ticketytock dance about it to get the message out.
March 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Keeping a list of new band names I hear in conversation this year bc last December, a friend shared a ticketytock where some lady did that and it was hilarious. Adding this to the list!
September 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I had heard about this, but I don’t have the TicketyTock and was not able to see the videos until now. Bless you all for sharing. This is high art. This is king shit. Every video is better than the last.
March 18, 2026 at 2:26 PM
And frankly, the more you see and hear most Dems -- basically everyone other than Mamdani, Ossoff, and AOC -- the more you start to wonder if the Dems are *good enough* to market themselves, like, what do you think an Amy Klobuchar TicketyTock about Affordability would look like? 🙄

/x
July 31, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I used to follow them on ticketytock before the dumpsterfire that is now that app. It was WONDERFUL to see DIVERSITY!!! 💙🖤🧡💛
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Wheatus got a TicketyTock rebirth?
August 4, 2023 at 2:50 AM
Would never have occurred to me. Could well believe a clip of the end would do business in France on something like Facebook or Ticketytock, though.
May 20, 2026 at 9:22 AM
This should make the ticketytock lives even more interesting 😎👌
May 7, 2025 at 10:25 AM
TAD is just brilliant , follow her on here and over on ticketytock 😎
An ode to Nigel and Reform just 4 days after their election success
May 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
In jolly old England they watch "Skibeedie Latrine" on "Ticketytock".
February 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
He's 3 years younger, but you're not telling me she's not on X all the time, much more than her older peers, & is instead watching ticketytock.

I don't think it's opportunism, it's foolish blinkers thinking everybody IRL is like everybody in your social media feed.
May 6, 2026 at 1:51 PM