October 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Americans haven’t faltered this badly in a Belgian conflict since we lost the 103rd at Schönberg in ‘44. #historical #topicalhumor
July 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Americans haven’t faltered this badly in a Belgian conflict since we lost the 103rd at Schönberg in ‘44. #historical #topicalhumor
The Democrats have done more at the trade deadline than any team in baseball! #topicalhumor #patreoninbio
July 23, 2024 at 5:19 PM
The Democrats have done more at the trade deadline than any team in baseball! #topicalhumor #patreoninbio
At least she's a CEO minding her own business instead of doing stock buybacks. #TopicalHumor
June 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
At least she's a CEO minding her own business instead of doing stock buybacks. #TopicalHumor
What time are due in Piddington? #TopicalHumor 🎺
September 16, 2026 at 11:55 AM
What time are due in Piddington? #TopicalHumor 🎺
Thunder should not have started Fetterman at center, he’s just walking in circles muttering #topicalhumor
May 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Thunder should not have started Fetterman at center, he’s just walking in circles muttering #topicalhumor
"Fascinating. Horrible but...fascinating."
-- The world, watching the US in horror right now.
#Svengoolie #20MillionMilesToEarth #topicalhumor
-- The world, watching the US in horror right now.
#Svengoolie #20MillionMilesToEarth #topicalhumor
February 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"Fascinating. Horrible but...fascinating."
-- The world, watching the US in horror right now.
#Svengoolie #20MillionMilesToEarth #topicalhumor
-- The world, watching the US in horror right now.
#Svengoolie #20MillionMilesToEarth #topicalhumor
Or the Diddy biopic where he's a Predator. #topicalhumor
November 28, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Or the Diddy biopic where he's a Predator. #topicalhumor
Impossible architecture? With the current price of building materials and a dearth of construction professionals, all architecture is impossible! #topicalhumor
April 14, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Impossible architecture? With the current price of building materials and a dearth of construction professionals, all architecture is impossible! #topicalhumor
A Series of Unfortunate Events is spectacular and the fact that we’re not all talking about it is a crime. Also, every character on the show seems to be Jewish, which will make things difficult for anyone looking for a date! #topical #topicalhumor
November 15, 2024 at 2:30 AM
A Series of Unfortunate Events is spectacular and the fact that we’re not all talking about it is a crime. Also, every character on the show seems to be Jewish, which will make things difficult for anyone looking for a date! #topical #topicalhumor
Elon Musk’s kids will never love him as much as that guy loves his mom’s vagina #January2ndWrapUp #topicalhumor #politics
January 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Elon Musk’s kids will never love him as much as that guy loves his mom’s vagina #January2ndWrapUp #topicalhumor #politics
The most implausible thing about “You’ve Got Mail” is that he was a prick to people in real life, but then a lovely gentleman anonymously online! #GetItRight #YouveGotMail #TopicalHumor #TomHanks
March 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The most implausible thing about “You’ve Got Mail” is that he was a prick to people in real life, but then a lovely gentleman anonymously online! #GetItRight #YouveGotMail #TopicalHumor #TomHanks
Here are some more news intros... youtu.be/5K_T2oKu2zs
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Here are some of the news stories I covered recently on TV. #standupcomedian #topicalhumor
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January 13, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Here are some more news intros... youtu.be/5K_T2oKu2zs
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I did not expect the containers on the stuck Suez ship to be entirely filled with shrimp tails. #topicalhumor #joke
November 26, 2024 at 1:46 AM
I did not expect the containers on the stuck Suez ship to be entirely filled with shrimp tails. #topicalhumor #joke
Pretty sure this is the mission statement of the DNC. #topicalhumor
i’m a venture capitulist, always looking for innovative ways to give up
July 18, 2023 at 12:01 AM
Pretty sure this is the mission statement of the DNC. #topicalhumor
POLICE CHIEF: "Holy Christ."
MOM: "Well it is Christmas. Holy Christ is right." #DieHard #MyMomsJokes #TopicalHumor
MOM: "Well it is Christmas. Holy Christ is right." #DieHard #MyMomsJokes #TopicalHumor
December 7, 2024 at 7:46 AM
POLICE CHIEF: "Holy Christ."
MOM: "Well it is Christmas. Holy Christ is right." #DieHard #MyMomsJokes #TopicalHumor
MOM: "Well it is Christmas. Holy Christ is right." #DieHard #MyMomsJokes #TopicalHumor
joke: ready?................... KONY ISLAND... right? right? #topicalhumor
November 19, 2024 at 10:11 AM
joke: ready?................... KONY ISLAND... right? right? #topicalhumor
#topicalhumour #topicalhumor
***Disclaimer: This satirical post is for entertainment purposes only—any mentions of real people, companies, or events are fictional, exaggerated, or parodic and not to be taken as fact.***
***Disclaimer: This satirical post is for entertainment purposes only—any mentions of real people, companies, or events are fictional, exaggerated, or parodic and not to be taken as fact.***
September 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
#topicalhumour #topicalhumor
***Disclaimer: This satirical post is for entertainment purposes only—any mentions of real people, companies, or events are fictional, exaggerated, or parodic and not to be taken as fact.***
***Disclaimer: This satirical post is for entertainment purposes only—any mentions of real people, companies, or events are fictional, exaggerated, or parodic and not to be taken as fact.***
Hilarious John Wayne joke in today's "Blondie!" #topicalhumor
November 19, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Hilarious John Wayne joke in today's "Blondie!" #topicalhumor