Ah yes, mom's "clean" towels
September 28, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Ah yes, mom's "clean" towels
Just noticed the prescience of my kitchen towels.
July 13, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Just noticed the prescience of my kitchen towels.
May 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The hotel maids “cleaning”
The towels:
The towels:
August 31, 2026 at 2:23 PM
The hotel maids “cleaning”
The towels:
The towels:
Human washed my towel basket towels and I am hard at work to re-fur them 😸😸
September 28, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Human washed my towel basket towels and I am hard at work to re-fur them 😸😸
Iced coffee is amateurish. Pros show up to interviews with a plate of ribs wrapped in aluminum foil and a roll of paper towels.
September 26, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Iced coffee is amateurish. Pros show up to interviews with a plate of ribs wrapped in aluminum foil and a roll of paper towels.
July 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
the scent of freshly ironed hotel towels
January 11, 2024 at 4:29 PM
the scent of freshly ironed hotel towels
Bounty Unveils New Ultra-Thin Paper Towels For More Natural Feeling While Wiping Up Spills https://theonion.com/bounty-unveils-new-ultra-thin-paper-towels-for-more-nat-1839096740/
February 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Bounty Unveils New Ultra-Thin Paper Towels For More Natural Feeling While Wiping Up Spills https://theonion.com/bounty-unveils-new-ultra-thin-paper-towels-for-more-nat-1839096740/
Really happy with my new hand towels.
September 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Really happy with my new hand towels.
“Where can I find the paper towels?”
“Who’s asking?”
“Who’s asking?”
April 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
“Where can I find the paper towels?”
“Who’s asking?”
“Who’s asking?”
Bounty Unveils New Ultra-Thin Paper Towels For More Natural Feeling While Wiping Up Spills https://theonion.com/bounty-unveils-new-ultra-thin-paper-towels-for-more-nat-1839096740/
September 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Bounty Unveils New Ultra-Thin Paper Towels For More Natural Feeling While Wiping Up Spills https://theonion.com/bounty-unveils-new-ultra-thin-paper-towels-for-more-nat-1839096740/
I smell love in the air...
June 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I smell love in the air...
All bath towels should be blanket sized
January 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
All bath towels should be blanket sized
May 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
hoes envy my modesty towels
July 22, 2026 at 7:40 PM
hoes envy my modesty towels
If you see 'ICE OUT' towels at the Super Bowl, they came from a coalition of artists, musicians and community organizers who handed out more than 25,000 towels protesting the actions of ICE.
Fans given 'ICE OUT' towels as they walked to stadium for Super Bowl 60
If you see 'ICE OUT' towels at the Super Bowl, they came from a coalition of artists, musicians and community organizers who handed out more than 25,000 towels protesting the actions of ICE.
bit.ly
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
If you see 'ICE OUT' towels at the Super Bowl, they came from a coalition of artists, musicians and community organizers who handed out more than 25,000 towels protesting the actions of ICE.
ACHEI QUE MEU AMIGO TIVESSE MORRIDO MAS ELE SÓ TAVA PRESO E MANDOU MSG AGR QUE A LILI CANTOU CRL!!!!
a black and white cat is standing on its hind legs holding a roll of paper towels .
ALT: a black and white cat is standing on its hind legs holding a roll of paper towels .
media.tenor.com
September 9, 2024 at 4:25 PM
ACHEI QUE MEU AMIGO TIVESSE MORRIDO MAS ELE SÓ TAVA PRESO E MANDOU MSG AGR QUE A LILI CANTOU CRL!!!!
The paper towels next to the gas pumps are now used for wiping your tears.
May 24, 2026 at 2:31 PM
The paper towels next to the gas pumps are now used for wiping your tears.
Perfect towels to go on an adventure
June 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Perfect towels to go on an adventure
Problem: The cat keeps sleeping on my towels so I can’t shower when I want to.
Solution: Two different stacks of towels.
Problem: There are now TWO cats sleeping on my towels so I can’t shower when I want to.
Solution: Two different stacks of towels.
Problem: There are now TWO cats sleeping on my towels so I can’t shower when I want to.
April 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Problem: The cat keeps sleeping on my towels so I can’t shower when I want to.
Solution: Two different stacks of towels.
Problem: There are now TWO cats sleeping on my towels so I can’t shower when I want to.
Solution: Two different stacks of towels.
Problem: There are now TWO cats sleeping on my towels so I can’t shower when I want to.
MAGA watching 20 more $5 million missiles launch while they start a GoFundMe to buy paper towels and toothpaste.
March 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
MAGA watching 20 more $5 million missiles launch while they start a GoFundMe to buy paper towels and toothpaste.
October 24, 2024 at 8:46 AM
They don’t make towels big enough anymore
April 13, 2026 at 1:06 PM
They don’t make towels big enough anymore