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neilsmiles.com
33 / 36 / 3 Trousersnakes #popmaster
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November 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
neilsmiles.com
36 / 27 / 3 Trousersnakes #popmaster
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August 2, 2024 at 9:49 AM
benjayingly.com
YES
Jethro Tull bootleg “A Sackful of Trousersnakes” Recorded 6 April 1977 at Anaheim Convention Center
November 18, 2024 at 2:57 PM
halduncan.com
"SOMETIMES A SNAKE IS JUST A SNAKE" I scream after literally nearly killing myself in my need to handle snakes--not trousersnakes--the most dangerous snakes possible--NO not trousersnakes--to prove how manly a man I am brave enough to handle any trousersnake--I MEAN SNAKE--any man might thrust at me
caulimovirus.bsky.social Screaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social · Sep 8
I am simply obsessed with the mind of the man who picked up the deadliest snake in the world by hand and got bit and is now in the ICU on a ventilator because he does not carry antivenin out of principle.
Jeffrey Leibowitz I'm only gonna say this once. People who can't use their hands when necessary with venomous trip the fuck out when the snake climbs up the hook toward them. Then they die, and their pussy families blame us. Shut the fuck up. These are the same puss puss people who never shut the fuck up about a snake never attacking a person. These are the "teachers," the "educators" who help others get over their fear of snakes. Meanwhile, you're too punked out by your own snakes to interact with them--and only do so when absolutely necessary, and you're an itchy, yeast infected art collector giving advice about testosterone through estrogen filled pussy lips. You should CERTAINLY shut the fuck up. You can't do what we do. We CAN do what you do. If you nevertheless have an opinion, then you have NO BUSINESS in my hobby, or my country. Get the fuck out of both, and eat dick. You say we're "macho men". Well you're God damned right we ain't the ones getting fucked up our ass,
September 8, 2024 at 7:08 PM
skybrina.org
A plethora of trousersnakes www.bbc.com/news/article...
Man caught smuggling 100 snakes in his trousers into China
The traveller was caught with "living snakes in all kinds of shapes, sizes and colours", officials say.
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July 10, 2024 at 8:01 PM
yourshirtisgay.bsky.social
just a couple of peckers out in the wild 🐦😏
yourshirtisgay.etsy.com
#peckerpride #gaynature #yourshirtisgay #queerhumor #BDE #PeckerWatching #subtleandsmutty #Dicks #Cocks #Peckers #Schlongs #Penises #ThirdLegs #Willies #Tallywhackers #Johnsons #Dongs #Manhoods #TrouserSnakes #FleshFlutes #Choads
July 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
drwilkinsonsci.bsky.social
Then the trousersnakes... 🤣 #totp
July 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
adamtakesachance.bsky.social
Trousersnakes & tight ladders
January 17, 2026 at 9:29 PM
monsterofcoffee.bsky.social
24, 36, alllllll the Trousersnakes #Popmaster
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 AM
samyazagrigorian.bsky.social
I love furry gentlemen who have been blessed with long and girthy trousersnakes by the Gay Gods! ლ(´ڡ`ლ)(*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
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January 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
irishphil.bsky.social
OMG. The combo. Someone needs to make trousersnakes on a plane
June 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
andthehorrors.bsky.social
I wanna make a joke about you catching trousersnakes but it’s before 8am so that will have to do.

And you’re so right. I bet the sacs can get sore n sensitive if he doesn’t do it for a while… maybe he should have help to feel better… 👀🫦
July 24, 2026 at 6:45 AM
So many big beautiful cocks in my feed today!
Wish they were in my ass of blasting my face! 💦 🤤 #blessed #cocklover #bbc #bwc #blc #hungcock #girthycock #trousersnakes #cockhungry #cocksucker
August 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
superkmx.com
3rd place in a league full of American chaps who LOVE the NFL.

I don’t know anything but numbers. Will the Wyoming Trousersnakes win against the Nantucket Beerchuggers? No idea. But the numbers say Nantucket’s inside right might get a couple layups or an RBI.
December 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM