#Tubes
[At the office]

Me: [chanting] tubes, tubes-

Other workers: tubes, TUBES

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TUBES, TUBES, TUBES!
November 13, 2026 at 2:40 PM
TUBES TUBE TUBES TUBES TUBES TUBES TUBES TUBES TUBES TUBES TUBES TUBES TUBES
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November 13, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Pneumatic tubes
November 13, 2026 at 1:35 PM
they had a point about the tubes. we fucked that up. imagine pneumatic bahn mi
The ahistorical nature of the technology discourse makes me bananas. Many things go away. The Edwardians were contemplating a 20th century chock full of Zeppelins and pneumatic tubes.
People only pull out the “X is not going away” when the “X” in question hasn’t fully arrived yet

Data centres that haven’t been built yet can absolutely go away. “AI” systems that haven’t been rolled out can very much fuck off. Features with no adoption can absolutely be dropped.
November 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
a series of tubes
DOT Sec. Duffy says the FAA's routers got "overloaded with data and it went down." He said the routers "started to give us inconsistency in the data from those routers, and because of that, we shut the system down." Duffy blamed Congress for not properly funding FAA.
November 14, 2026 at 1:49 AM
freelance boy over here jealous of our tubes
November 13, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Stoats are tubes.

Doodle from one of the Gulper-tier streams held on my Patreon Discord!
November 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
(Pounding on table) PNEUMATIC TUBES! PNEUMATIC TUBES! PNEUMATIC TUBES!
RETVRN to notes in pigeon holes!
November 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I want the tubes. I need the tubes.
I stand at the podium in front of the company all-hands meeting and start my powerpoint presentation.

Slide 1: Data Resiliency Plan

Slide 2: Investing In On-Prim Alternatives In Case of Prolonged Email Outage

Everyone groans at my shit. They know what's coming.

Slide 3: Pneumatic Tubes
November 13, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Tubes! Tubes! Tubes! Tubes! Tubes!
November 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Clearly you didn’t install enough internet tubes
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy: "Our switches, our routers, actually got overwhelmed with data. ... They started giving us inconsistency in the data, from those routers. And because of that, we shut the system down. ... Our new IP switches did not go down. It's the old hardware that went down."
November 14, 2026 at 2:06 AM
The ahistorical nature of the technology discourse makes me bananas. Many things go away. The Edwardians were contemplating a 20th century chock full of Zeppelins and pneumatic tubes.
People only pull out the “X is not going away” when the “X” in question hasn’t fully arrived yet

Data centres that haven’t been built yet can absolutely go away. “AI” systems that haven’t been rolled out can very much fuck off. Features with no adoption can absolutely be dropped.
November 14, 2026 at 3:58 PM
No, we want LONGER TUBES
November 13, 2026 at 1:43 PM
KOFI EATS A FACE FULL OF LIGHT TUBES

NO PUSSY WRESTLING HERE

#AEWFulLGear
November 15, 2026 at 2:36 AM
yeah but I get to send tubes through the tubes it is tubeception for me
November 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
#fmspad tubes de dentifrice
November 15, 2026 at 6:47 AM
*pounds the table* TUBES TUBES TEETH TUBES TUBES
November 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I stand on my table: “Tubes! Tubes! Tubes! TUBES! TUBES! TUBES! TUBES!”
I stand at the podium in front of the company all-hands meeting and start my powerpoint presentation.

Slide 1: Data Resiliency Plan

Slide 2: Investing In On-Prim Alternatives In Case of Prolonged Email Outage

Everyone groans at my shit. They know what's coming.

Slide 3: Pneumatic Tubes
November 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
There's still time to bring zeppelins and pneumatic tubes back tho
The ahistorical nature of the technology discourse makes me bananas. Many things go away. The Edwardians were contemplating a 20th century chock full of Zeppelins and pneumatic tubes.
People only pull out the “X is not going away” when the “X” in question hasn’t fully arrived yet

Data centres that haven’t been built yet can absolutely go away. “AI” systems that haven’t been rolled out can very much fuck off. Features with no adoption can absolutely be dropped.
November 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
i voted for this
November 13, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I'm gonna start sticking folks in tubes of ominous liquid with breathing tubes and stuff that doesn't do anything but Everytime I walk by I'll be holding a clipboard writing something down and very ominously and deviously saying "you're coming along quite well..."
November 13, 2026 at 4:14 PM
We need to update our McAfee Antivirus, and apparently it goes through a system of tubes and the tubes are old but the update is new and doesn't want to fit through the old tubes, so he's gonna need another $50bn to fix it. Maybe. But it's definitely somehow our fault, and not his.
November 14, 2026 at 2:39 AM
me when the curse is whatever is happening in my belly tubes
guy who can't bounce on it due to the curse
November 15, 2026 at 6:12 AM
The tubes – white punks on dope

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November 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The series of tubes got clogged
November 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM