I might be unlikeable. Undateable.
But I have 3 cats and a bird.
So im happy
But I have 3 cats and a bird.
So im happy
September 21, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I might be unlikeable. Undateable.
But I have 3 cats and a bird.
So im happy
But I have 3 cats and a bird.
So im happy
Imagine broadcasting that even your AI girlfriend thinks you are a complete dipshit and undateable. LMAO.
January 29, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Imagine broadcasting that even your AI girlfriend thinks you are a complete dipshit and undateable. LMAO.
I appreciate the many 👌 replies from fellow undateable teen virgins who grew up into peacocking nerds that someone tolerates
January 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I appreciate the many 👌 replies from fellow undateable teen virgins who grew up into peacocking nerds that someone tolerates
It appears she was the undateable one
September 22, 2026 at 12:57 AM
It appears she was the undateable one
The male “loneliness epidemic” is just men who listen to red pill content, not realizing that they are making themselves undateable.
Women want Travis Kelce energy. And if it’s not that, we don’t need it.
Take notes.
Women want Travis Kelce energy. And if it’s not that, we don’t need it.
Take notes.
August 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The male “loneliness epidemic” is just men who listen to red pill content, not realizing that they are making themselves undateable.
Women want Travis Kelce energy. And if it’s not that, we don’t need it.
Take notes.
Women want Travis Kelce energy. And if it’s not that, we don’t need it.
Take notes.
"conservative men are finding themselves undateable and terminally alone"
GOOD
GOOD
February 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"conservative men are finding themselves undateable and terminally alone"
GOOD
GOOD
FYI - the guy with the five undateable sons is this guy
February 24, 2024 at 1:18 AM
FYI - the guy with the five undateable sons is this guy
THE UNDATEABLE TECH BRO ™️
Then @elanaklein.bsky.social tackled a new issue: the undateable tech bro www.wired.com/story/tech-b...
Why No One Wants to Date Tech Bros
Once seen as nerdy but harmless innovators, men in tech are now widely regarded as red-pilled Elon Musk wannabes. It’s made getting laid a whole lot harder.
www.wired.com
September 25, 2026 at 3:24 PM
THE UNDATEABLE TECH BRO ™️
so apparently reminding you of your mom makes me undateable
February 14, 2026 at 6:38 PM
so apparently reminding you of your mom makes me undateable
the conspiracy to make me seem undateable
August 6, 2024 at 9:37 PM
the conspiracy to make me seem undateable
help me get to 3k so I'm undateable
July 22, 2023 at 1:29 AM
help me get to 3k so I'm undateable
Coin toss as to whether this is due to increased access to sexual health resources or whether social media just made everybody undateable.
Broadband internet access decreased rural teen birth rates.
July 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Coin toss as to whether this is due to increased access to sexual health resources or whether social media just made everybody undateable.
I’m imagining the actual Onion headline “FBI Issues Memo Calling ICE Agents ‘Undateable’” now.
September 19, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I’m imagining the actual Onion headline “FBI Issues Memo Calling ICE Agents ‘Undateable’” now.
That’s perfect, you can just call it Undateable
May 22, 2026 at 5:10 PM
That’s perfect, you can just call it Undateable
A lotta ink has been spilled on the loneliness epidemic among young men. But I was talking dating with my 25-yo niece (who's smart, funny and hot) and she said, 'you have no idea how bad all these red-pilled dudes are these days. They're basically undateable.'
October 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
A lotta ink has been spilled on the loneliness epidemic among young men. But I was talking dating with my 25-yo niece (who's smart, funny and hot) and she said, 'you have no idea how bad all these red-pilled dudes are these days. They're basically undateable.'
No one should be surprised that most women consider MAGA men to be undateable. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
No one should be surprised that most women consider MAGA men to be undateable. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇
world's most undateable girl
December 27, 2024 at 4:34 PM
world's most undateable girl
The digits, just like your undateable friend, are single.
May 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The digits, just like your undateable friend, are single.
A weird but funny subplot of Milhouse’s parents getting divorced is how Kirk is rightfully viewed as a huge undateable loser but Luanne is treated as an incredibly sexually desirable woman with a long list of suitors despite both of them looking exactly the same
April 8, 2026 at 12:17 AM
A weird but funny subplot of Milhouse’s parents getting divorced is how Kirk is rightfully viewed as a huge undateable loser but Luanne is treated as an incredibly sexually desirable woman with a long list of suitors despite both of them looking exactly the same
“Women are asking, ‘Why would I marry this person?’ A lot of men are undateable. Truly undateable.”
go.nature.com/4lzAKgQ
go.nature.com/4lzAKgQ
Is collapsing fertility really the end of the world?
Steep population declines in most countries are expected to have negative impacts over the next several generations, but adaptation is possible.
go.nature.com
August 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
“Women are asking, ‘Why would I marry this person?’ A lot of men are undateable. Truly undateable.”
go.nature.com/4lzAKgQ
go.nature.com/4lzAKgQ
I am undateable
I am in a relationship with myself
I am in a relationship with myself
September 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I am undateable
I am in a relationship with myself
I am in a relationship with myself
That’s pretty much what a significant % of AI is used for at this point. Imaginary sex partners for the undateable
July 25, 2026 at 5:14 PM
That’s pretty much what a significant % of AI is used for at this point. Imaginary sex partners for the undateable
Jesus lived in his dad’s basement into his thirties, but nobody calls Him undateable.
September 15, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Jesus lived in his dad’s basement into his thirties, but nobody calls Him undateable.