February 17, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Gout Gout, 18, breaks Usain Bolt's under-18 200m record with 19.67 seconds - Australian sprinter from Brisbane is the new fastest teen on Earth
April 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Gout Gout, 18, breaks Usain Bolt's under-18 200m record with 19.67 seconds - Australian sprinter from Brisbane is the new fastest teen on Earth
Speedrun
https://xkcd.com/3246/
Usain Bolt holds the world record in the 100 meter speedrun.
Explain xkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3246
https://xkcd.com/3246/
Usain Bolt holds the world record in the 100 meter speedrun.
Explain xkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3246
May 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Speedrun
https://xkcd.com/3246/
Usain Bolt holds the world record in the 100 meter speedrun.
Explain xkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3246
https://xkcd.com/3246/
Usain Bolt holds the world record in the 100 meter speedrun.
Explain xkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3246
Okay but Im pretty sure Usain Bolt doesn't catch on fire and die after every race.
August 25, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Okay but Im pretty sure Usain Bolt doesn't catch on fire and die after every race.
Giving Usain Bolt vibes
January 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Giving Usain Bolt vibes
April 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Usain Bolt only has 8 toes.
July 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Usain Bolt only has 8 toes.
Usain Bolt didnt explode against a wall when he set the record though.
Jussayin.
Jussayin.
August 24, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Usain Bolt didnt explode against a wall when he set the record though.
Jussayin.
Jussayin.
Usain Bolt ist schnell reich geworden.
December 4, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Usain Bolt ist schnell reich geworden.
I bought some rainbow coloured shoelaces yesterday, Usain Bolt has no idea how irrelevant he's about to become
June 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I bought some rainbow coloured shoelaces yesterday, Usain Bolt has no idea how irrelevant he's about to become
I'd watch it.
September 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I'd watch it.
For a year one of the sprinters in the Enhanced Games has been saying that Usain Bolt's World Record in the 100m is going to be "destroyed". Usain Bolt ran the 100m in 9.58 seconds SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO, nobody else has got close. Let's see what Usain Bolt had to say about this.
May 25, 2026 at 6:58 AM
For a year one of the sprinters in the Enhanced Games has been saying that Usain Bolt's World Record in the 100m is going to be "destroyed". Usain Bolt ran the 100m in 9.58 seconds SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO, nobody else has got close. Let's see what Usain Bolt had to say about this.
Why are people posting videos of robots running faster than Usain Bolt? Cars, trains and planes already do that. That’s kind of what some machines do.
August 24, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Why are people posting videos of robots running faster than Usain Bolt? Cars, trains and planes already do that. That’s kind of what some machines do.
Donc si Usain Bolt me donne un de se médailles, cela veut dire que je suis champion olympique de sprint?
January 16, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Donc si Usain Bolt me donne un de se médailles, cela veut dire que je suis champion olympique de sprint?
the man is the Usain Bolt of disappointments
generational talent with no bars left to cross aside from breaking his own records
generational talent with no bars left to cross aside from breaking his own records
January 15, 2026 at 1:57 PM
the man is the Usain Bolt of disappointments
generational talent with no bars left to cross aside from breaking his own records
generational talent with no bars left to cross aside from breaking his own records
Usain Bolt because Usain Skedaddle was taken.
September 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Usain Bolt because Usain Skedaddle was taken.
I am the Usain Bolt of procrastination.
August 21, 2023 at 1:26 PM
I am the Usain Bolt of procrastination.
Look Usain Bolt has a car too
May 14, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Look Usain Bolt has a car too
me as soon as somebody else leaves work first
May 18, 2026 at 7:16 PM
me as soon as somebody else leaves work first
Recent news reminds me of the time Usain Bolt gave me his Olympic gold medal, and I suddenly became the fastest person on earth.
January 16, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Recent news reminds me of the time Usain Bolt gave me his Olympic gold medal, and I suddenly became the fastest person on earth.
I’m the Usain Bolt of running late
August 8, 2023 at 8:17 PM
I’m the Usain Bolt of running late
this used to bother me but its best to consider it like a free early warning service, as in if you see anyone even tentatively agree with these sorts of opinions you take off like usain bolt
September 26, 2026 at 10:53 PM
this used to bother me but its best to consider it like a free early warning service, as in if you see anyone even tentatively agree with these sorts of opinions you take off like usain bolt
Like Usain Bolt, some Wimbledon champs, Babe Ruth, or Raghib Ismail, he makes the impossible look effortless. It is a joy to behold.
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
July 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Like Usain Bolt, some Wimbledon champs, Babe Ruth, or Raghib Ismail, he makes the impossible look effortless. It is a joy to behold.
There was just Something about Usain Bolt Man
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
There was just Something about Usain Bolt Man
"A humanoid robot beat Usain Bolt's 100m world record"
I mean...ok but....so does my car every time I drive it, so what?
I mean...ok but....so does my car every time I drive it, so what?
August 23, 2026 at 9:53 AM
"A humanoid robot beat Usain Bolt's 100m world record"
I mean...ok but....so does my car every time I drive it, so what?
I mean...ok but....so does my car every time I drive it, so what?