Language learning in the Sanguinary Utnapishtim
February 11, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Language learning in the Sanguinary Utnapishtim
If anyone ever adapts the Sanguinary Utnapishtim but makes the Office for Ceremonial Calculations satisficers rather than maximisers then I will launch a Movement.
October 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
If anyone ever adapts the Sanguinary Utnapishtim but makes the Office for Ceremonial Calculations satisficers rather than maximisers then I will launch a Movement.
another artfight attack! this time it's ~enkidu's utnapishtim. i was very excited to draw this one. 🐦⬛
July 26, 2026 at 6:47 PM
another artfight attack! this time it's ~enkidu's utnapishtim. i was very excited to draw this one. 🐦⬛
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Yeah, happiness is probably the wrong term to use there - probably 'contentment' or 'fulfillment', though there may not even be a word for the state of being in a loop of a kind of positive frustration where you're constantly building up and discharging anger communally and conspicuously.
January 16, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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Christopher Nolan's next film will be set in the Sanguinary Utnapishtim.
May 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Christopher Nolan's next film will be set in the Sanguinary Utnapishtim.
Taylor Swift if you're reading this write a guest story for the sanguinary utnapishtim.
Has she expressed views on 40k?
August 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Taylor Swift if you're reading this write a guest story for the sanguinary utnapishtim.
The Sanguinary Utnapishtim is holy
Doing art badly is good and sacred
February 7, 2026 at 8:06 AM
The Sanguinary Utnapishtim is holy
Sanguinary Utnapishtim posting
This is probably not the best metric though, because rather than publishing and citing philosophy books, opponents of liberalism tend to spend their time and energy swinging clubs and making gutteral howls of frustrated rage.
February 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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Only a matter of time before Hollywood starts making a Sanguinary Utnapishtim film and James Workshop himself personally murders me.
Hollywood agencies are searching Reddit for short stories and ideas that could be turned into movies following the success of 'Backrooms'
(via THR)
(via THR)
June 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Only a matter of time before Hollywood starts making a Sanguinary Utnapishtim film and James Workshop himself personally murders me.
That's my secret: it's always Sanguinary Utnapishtim posting
oh god i didn't even realise this was sanguinary unapthism posting lmao
September 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
That's my secret: it's always Sanguinary Utnapishtim posting
Saving this one for the inevitable Sanguinary Utnapishtim erotica run.
October 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Saving this one for the inevitable Sanguinary Utnapishtim erotica run.
Sanguinary Utnapishtim coded imo
like many in today's society, i HAVE been meaning to catch up on my calmness
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July 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Sanguinary Utnapishtim coded imo
Woah just found out that the Sanguinary Utnapishtim site has over 75k views, thanks yinz!
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Woah just found out that the Sanguinary Utnapishtim site has over 75k views, thanks yinz!
Utnapishtim! Gad, these stupid fingers of mine.
April 28, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Utnapishtim! Gad, these stupid fingers of mine.
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performing occult Rituals to ensure the harvest hbu?
May 29, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Wow Sanguinary Utnapishtim catching strays out here
I do also think GoT going off the rails with its own internal contradictions is what led to the You Must Build Economies That Make Sense conversations in 2010s SFF that… well, I haven’t really seen a lot of fruit from either
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Wow Sanguinary Utnapishtim catching strays out here
Utnapishtim: Hvordan få den perfekte sumerkroppen
Gilgamesh: Vi skal ikkje sova bort sumernatta
June 14, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Utnapishtim: Hvordan få den perfekte sumerkroppen
@lastpositivist.bsky.social's Sanguinary Utnapishtim makes a mighty case for a Khornate society organized around the genuine spirit of omnicide
March 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
@lastpositivist.bsky.social's Sanguinary Utnapishtim makes a mighty case for a Khornate society organized around the genuine spirit of omnicide
utnapishtim wuz robbed
October 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
utnapishtim wuz robbed
Too early to say anything definite but let's just say I've been thinking about who should direct the first Sanguinary Utnapishtim trilogy and conversations have occurred.
Question for you – After The Odyssey, what should Christopher Nolan tackle next?
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Wearing My Helmet Odysseus
ALT: Wearing My Helmet Odysseus
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July 19, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Too early to say anything definite but let's just say I've been thinking about who should direct the first Sanguinary Utnapishtim trilogy and conversations have occurred.
And a stolen fairytale at that. From Gilgamesh. Just change Utnapishtim to Noah.
February 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
And a stolen fairytale at that. From Gilgamesh. Just change Utnapishtim to Noah.
UTNAPISHTIM MENTIONED!!!!
September 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
UTNAPISHTIM MENTIONED!!!!
also this arc is necessary foreshadowing for the utnapishtim saga, where gilgamesh wants to off-panel death yet cannot even high-diff sleep
June 8, 2026 at 2:15 PM
also this arc is necessary foreshadowing for the utnapishtim saga, where gilgamesh wants to off-panel death yet cannot even high-diff sleep
"Official theologian of the Sanguinary Utnapishtim" will feature prominently on my CV.
April 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
"Official theologian of the Sanguinary Utnapishtim" will feature prominently on my CV.
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October 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Sanguinary Utnapishtim posting is the new craze all the kids into, the new 67.