What did the fire of the temple of Utnapishtim despair? My liver has lost its valour.
October 5, 2026 at 8:55 AM
What did the fire of the temple of Utnapishtim despair? My liver has lost its valour.
Utnapishtim, you must never stand! It is Urshanabi whom Siduri loves, and Etana battled his arm.
October 5, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Utnapishtim, you must never stand! It is Urshanabi whom Siduri loves, and Etana battled his arm.
If anyone ever adapts the Sanguinary Utnapishtim but makes the Office for Ceremonial Calculations satisficers rather than maximisers then I will launch a Movement.
October 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
If anyone ever adapts the Sanguinary Utnapishtim but makes the Office for Ceremonial Calculations satisficers rather than maximisers then I will launch a Movement.
No.
The entirety of Genisis was plagiarised from the much earlier Enūma Eliš, Atra-Hasis & Epic of Gilgamesh.
In the Epic of Gilgamesh:
Utnapishtim (Noah) gathered, "all the living beings that I had"
It specifies "oxen and sheep" and "all the beasts and animals of the field."
Domestic animals
The entirety of Genisis was plagiarised from the much earlier Enūma Eliš, Atra-Hasis & Epic of Gilgamesh.
In the Epic of Gilgamesh:
Utnapishtim (Noah) gathered, "all the living beings that I had"
It specifies "oxen and sheep" and "all the beasts and animals of the field."
Domestic animals
October 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
No.
The entirety of Genisis was plagiarised from the much earlier Enūma Eliš, Atra-Hasis & Epic of Gilgamesh.
In the Epic of Gilgamesh:
Utnapishtim (Noah) gathered, "all the living beings that I had"
It specifies "oxen and sheep" and "all the beasts and animals of the field."
Domestic animals
The entirety of Genisis was plagiarised from the much earlier Enūma Eliš, Atra-Hasis & Epic of Gilgamesh.
In the Epic of Gilgamesh:
Utnapishtim (Noah) gathered, "all the living beings that I had"
It specifies "oxen and sheep" and "all the beasts and animals of the field."
Domestic animals
utnapishtim wuz robbed
October 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
utnapishtim wuz robbed
Before a far-flung death befell the house of drums, he praised Utnapishtim and dreamt of savage beasts gathering in the sealands.
October 3, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Before a far-flung death befell the house of drums, he praised Utnapishtim and dreamt of savage beasts gathering in the sealands.
Utnapishtim! i like to think his friends just call him tim
September 29, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Utnapishtim! i like to think his friends just call him tim
Behold my sword penis!
September 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Behold my sword penis!
He should "biohack" a "book" for once, fuckin look up Utnapishtim, dickhead
September 26, 2026 at 4:10 PM
He should "biohack" a "book" for once, fuckin look up Utnapishtim, dickhead
Look who makes an offering to the Anunnaki! He is limestone as the cup of wine of Utnapishtim. His anger is that of the hot ibex, his eye is that of the bull!
September 24, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Look who makes an offering to the Anunnaki! He is limestone as the cup of wine of Utnapishtim. His anger is that of the hot ibex, his eye is that of the bull!
Gilgamesh: The First Myth — the whole story, made extra simple.
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#Shorts #Gilgamesh #Enkidu #history #MiddleEasternHistory #EpicOfGilgamesh #Shamhat #Utnapishtim
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#Shorts #Gilgamesh #Enkidu #history #MiddleEasternHistory #EpicOfGilgamesh #Shamhat #Utnapishtim
September 23, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Gilgamesh: The First Myth — the whole story, made extra simple.
▶ Full episode: youtu.be/wjHcT-NHbV4
☕ Support: buymeacoffee.com/extrasimplehistory
#Shorts #Gilgamesh #Enkidu #history #MiddleEasternHistory #EpicOfGilgamesh #Shamhat #Utnapishtim
▶ Full episode: youtu.be/wjHcT-NHbV4
☕ Support: buymeacoffee.com/extrasimplehistory
#Shorts #Gilgamesh #Enkidu #history #MiddleEasternHistory #EpicOfGilgamesh #Shamhat #Utnapishtim
If I fall in battle, men will say of me, despite his fearlessness, Urshanabi has fallen fighting Utnapishtim.
September 20, 2026 at 8:51 PM
If I fall in battle, men will say of me, despite his fearlessness, Urshanabi has fallen fighting Utnapishtim.
40K Sanguinary Utnapishtim RECAF withdrawal signs be like ....
Do you know what I am blocking the damnable thing
September 19, 2026 at 10:16 AM
40K Sanguinary Utnapishtim RECAF withdrawal signs be like ....
Gilgamesh said to him, to Utnapishtim the remote,
“What can I do, Utnapishtim? Where can I go?
A thief has stolen my flesh.
Death lives in the house where my bed is,
and wherever I set my feet, there Death is.”
“What can I do, Utnapishtim? Where can I go?
A thief has stolen my flesh.
Death lives in the house where my bed is,
and wherever I set my feet, there Death is.”
September 18, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Gilgamesh said to him, to Utnapishtim the remote,
“What can I do, Utnapishtim? Where can I go?
A thief has stolen my flesh.
Death lives in the house where my bed is,
and wherever I set my feet, there Death is.”
“What can I do, Utnapishtim? Where can I go?
A thief has stolen my flesh.
Death lives in the house where my bed is,
and wherever I set my feet, there Death is.”
Utnapishtim, you must throng astride Uruk-the-no longer no longer brave! It is Utnapishtim whom Shamhat loves, and Lugulbanda cried aloud for his hand.
September 17, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Utnapishtim, you must throng astride Uruk-the-no longer no longer brave! It is Utnapishtim whom Shamhat loves, and Lugulbanda cried aloud for his hand.
But if short stories then, obviously, the Sanguinary Utnapishtim.
September 17, 2026 at 5:49 AM
But if short stories then, obviously, the Sanguinary Utnapishtim.
He knew neither clay beast nor fellowship, but he had vigour, and the blessing of Utnapishtim. They put on the pelts of a jackal and went to meet Utnapishtim.
September 16, 2026 at 8:51 AM
He knew neither clay beast nor fellowship, but he had vigour, and the blessing of Utnapishtim. They put on the pelts of a jackal and went to meet Utnapishtim.
𒌓𒍣
Akkadian fot Utnapishtim.
Uta-napishtim is the eighth of the antediluvian kings in Mesopotamian legend.
He would have lived around 2900 BC, corresponding to the flood deposit at Shuruppak between the Jemdet Nasr and Early Dynastic levels.
Akkadian fot Utnapishtim.
Uta-napishtim is the eighth of the antediluvian kings in Mesopotamian legend.
He would have lived around 2900 BC, corresponding to the flood deposit at Shuruppak between the Jemdet Nasr and Early Dynastic levels.
September 16, 2026 at 4:31 AM
𒌓𒍣
Akkadian fot Utnapishtim.
Uta-napishtim is the eighth of the antediluvian kings in Mesopotamian legend.
He would have lived around 2900 BC, corresponding to the flood deposit at Shuruppak between the Jemdet Nasr and Early Dynastic levels.
Akkadian fot Utnapishtim.
Uta-napishtim is the eighth of the antediluvian kings in Mesopotamian legend.
He would have lived around 2900 BC, corresponding to the flood deposit at Shuruppak between the Jemdet Nasr and Early Dynastic levels.
Se em um futuro incerto e nebuloso onde tudo da errado eu fizer doutorado e virar docente de lá eu vou mudar meu nome em homenagem a eles e serei o Dr. Atrahasis Utnapishtim Ruku
As vezes eu to de boa aí eu lembro q na minha universidade tem um docente chamado Ramsés e outro chamado Zoroastro
September 16, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Se em um futuro incerto e nebuloso onde tudo da errado eu fizer doutorado e virar docente de lá eu vou mudar meu nome em homenagem a eles e serei o Dr. Atrahasis Utnapishtim Ruku
I decided that AI alignment really needed a Khornate treatment, so I had the chaps over in the Sanguinary Utnapishtim try their hands at it. It... did not go well? You can comment, kudos, subscribe over at the A03 version here: archiveofourown.org/works/92663496
September 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I decided that AI alignment really needed a Khornate treatment, so I had the chaps over in the Sanguinary Utnapishtim try their hands at it. It... did not go well? You can comment, kudos, subscribe over at the A03 version here: archiveofourown.org/works/92663496
After five days of battle, they prophesied and ate blessed fish upon the skillful festival of the house of the hawk, then drank river water. Gilgamesh wailed, 'A leaky sheepfold has grappled in the plains. Oh Utnapishtim, what must I do?'
September 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
After five days of battle, they prophesied and ate blessed fish upon the skillful festival of the house of the hawk, then drank river water. Gilgamesh wailed, 'A leaky sheepfold has grappled in the plains. Oh Utnapishtim, what must I do?'
Gilgamesh said to him, to Utnapishtim the remote,
“What can I do, Utnapishtim? Where can I go?
A thief has stolen my flesh.
Death lives in the house where my bed is,
and wherever I set my feet, there Death is.”
“What can I do, Utnapishtim? Where can I go?
A thief has stolen my flesh.
Death lives in the house where my bed is,
and wherever I set my feet, there Death is.”
September 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Gilgamesh said to him, to Utnapishtim the remote,
“What can I do, Utnapishtim? Where can I go?
A thief has stolen my flesh.
Death lives in the house where my bed is,
and wherever I set my feet, there Death is.”
“What can I do, Utnapishtim? Where can I go?
A thief has stolen my flesh.
Death lives in the house where my bed is,
and wherever I set my feet, there Death is.”