Ex-FDA Official Confirms The Existence Of Vegetables
Ex-FDA Official Confirms Existence Of Vegetables
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November 17, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Ex-FDA Official Confirms The Existence Of Vegetables
I’ll have the mixed vegetables
February 21, 2026 at 7:51 AM
I’ll have the mixed vegetables
Power says NO to vegetables!
October 23, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Power says NO to vegetables!
hey remember when we could eat uncooked vegetables
July 24, 2026 at 5:13 PM
hey remember when we could eat uncooked vegetables
Brits are like “Look who’s boiling vegetables now.”
July 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Brits are like “Look who’s boiling vegetables now.”
One can get too familiar with vegetables, you know
April 13, 2026 at 2:47 PM
One can get too familiar with vegetables, you know
Enjoy your canned vegetables for Thanksgiving, people. This is only going to get worse.
June 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Enjoy your canned vegetables for Thanksgiving, people. This is only going to get worse.
A proper serving of daily vegetables.
March 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
A proper serving of daily vegetables.
U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables https://theonion.com/u-k-weighs-social-media-ban-of-everyone-except-old-men-who-grow-big-vegetables/
June 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables https://theonion.com/u-k-weighs-social-media-ban-of-everyone-except-old-men-who-grow-big-vegetables/
“Why am I not growing” says the account who doesn’t eat their vegetables
October 29, 2024 at 6:41 AM
“Why am I not growing” says the account who doesn’t eat their vegetables
I hate when I'm buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they're just regular donuts.
September 22, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I hate when I'm buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they're just regular donuts.
My favorite vegetables are coffee and marijuana.
September 14, 2026 at 2:44 PM
My favorite vegetables are coffee and marijuana.
Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables
May 19, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables
I can be trusted with vegetables from your garden
September 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can be trusted with vegetables from your garden
Vegetables, 1952
February 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Vegetables, 1952
How can you Make American Healthy Again when people are afraid to eat their vegetables?
July 22, 2026 at 5:01 PM
How can you Make American Healthy Again when people are afraid to eat their vegetables?
Repurposed Assad tank in Syria.
December 15, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Repurposed Assad tank in Syria.
So it turns out this gardening hobby is pretty cool!
August 18, 2026 at 12:51 PM
So it turns out this gardening hobby is pretty cool!
Me: I should eat more vegetables.
Problem solved
Problem solved
June 22, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Me: I should eat more vegetables.
Problem solved
Problem solved
Here's a reminder: fruit and vegetables are fruit and vegetables. Canned, frozen, fresh, whatever you can afford, and whatever is easiest for you to consume is ok. Don't let the internet make nutrition complicated. ♡ #nourishyourbody
April 15, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Here's a reminder: fruit and vegetables are fruit and vegetables. Canned, frozen, fresh, whatever you can afford, and whatever is easiest for you to consume is ok. Don't let the internet make nutrition complicated. ♡ #nourishyourbody
Gosh, I wonder who picks fresh vegetables.
ICYMI, the eye-popper in today's PPI: a 39% rise in wholesale fresh vegetable prices.
It's the largest month-on-month increase ever recorded in the summer (data to 1947), and one of the ten largest ever, regardless of season.
With the estimable @alexjamesfitz.com
www.axios.com/2025/08/14/i...
It's the largest month-on-month increase ever recorded in the summer (data to 1947), and one of the ten largest ever, regardless of season.
With the estimable @alexjamesfitz.com
www.axios.com/2025/08/14/i...
Veggie-flation strikes, with a warning for grocery prices
No matter what the official data shows, consumers "feel" inflation when grocery prices rise.
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August 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Gosh, I wonder who picks fresh vegetables.