#Vicars
One of the fun things about Sunday morning walks is seeing vicars rushing to get to their churches on time.
October 11, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Be giving Ted talks to all the other vicars on how to do it! #TheArchers
October 12, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Hahahah vicars eh.
Maybe he logged into his florist website. Isnt he always ordering flowers for the church?

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October 9, 2026 at 10:36 PM
This is what those English Vicars should be apoplectic over not Meghan’s Advent Calendar.
October 7, 2026 at 4:02 PM
It would be interesting to know how many VICARS in the UK check their bank balance more than once a month. When it comes to financial matters, I suspect that vicars aren't representative of the population as a whole. #TheArchers
October 11, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Keep thinking about what a vicar told me: trying to be appease everyone is having a serious effect on recruitment. Gay people aren't becoming vicars because they'll have to work with homophobes without support. And homophobes aren't becoming vicars because they'll have to work with gay people.
October 12, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Anyone come across the mad vicars of Brexit?
October 12, 2026 at 8:42 AM
That includes Miliband and Burnhams new push for a ghettoised Palestinian state in the West Bank whilst still actively participating in the Gaza genocide and locking up elderly vicars as terrorists because they hold up banners.
October 9, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Feeling as limp as a vicars handshake
October 6, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Generally, not giving a fuck about religion is one of the only things I am slightly proud of this country for.

Even the religious folks are mainly in it for the tea and cake.

I doubt most Vicars even actually believe in god.
October 11, 2026 at 10:58 AM
I tend to agree with Usha about Alan. Vicars come much worse than him.
Whoops. There’s the transfer. #TheArchers
October 8, 2026 at 6:09 PM
tear it down

they gotta trade the pope for a couple of up and coming vicars and deacons this offseason
October 11, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Do vicars get holidays?

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October 8, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Trouble is, he wasn't advised, he just thinks he knows best. I'm sure vicars have safeguarding training.
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October 10, 2026 at 6:39 AM
#TheArchers congratulations to everyone who correctly predicted the Carol-Alan financial transaction kerfuffle. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Vicars should not get involved in the financial affairs of parishioners (save to report a safeguarding concern). #Safeguarding
October 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Legions of vicars solving crimes! Murder is up but the clearance rate is 100%.
October 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I agree it's sad, but perhaps vicars are the profession more than any others that is always "on the job".
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October 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
🧵The College of the Vicars Choral of York had their own chapel which dates from 1349. The original building of magnesian limestone ashlar rubble with the west gable wall rebuilt in red brick in random bond with limestone quoins & pantile roof. It was extended in 1400, refurbished three times in
October 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
🧵Hidden away down a side alley off Goodramgate, York is the wonder of Bedern Hall. The Common Hall of the Vicars Choral of York Minster which dates from the mid 14th century. Materials used are timber framed with coursed limestone incorporating re-used moulded stone on chamfered plinth, restored
October 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
He befriended her as a vicar - I wouldn't imagine vicars can drop their professional standards for friends ( like doctors, or teachers).
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October 11, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Does she provide any commentary about the dangers posed to our way of life by 82-yr old vicars or, wildly, point out how ludicrous it all is?
October 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I'm beginning to wonder how much support he has been getting from the diocese. Do vicars have regular appraisals or mentoring?
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October 10, 2026 at 9:52 AM
in orange pink brick in English garden wall bond with dressings of tooled stone, boxed timber eaves to a steeply pitched pantile roof. The Vicars Choral sang services in York Minster in place of the Canons who were occupied elsewhere in their prebends. There were 36 Vicars Choral by 1300 & they used
October 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Certainly not in Ambridge. The village has had quite a few vicars in recent years some more debatable than others.

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October 9, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Bittersweet to see that “Eccentric Vicars in British Pathé Newsreels, Ranked” is still the definitive work on eccentric vicars in British Pathé newsreels. There is so much more work to be done!
Eccentric Vicars in British Pathé Newsreels, Ranked
It is award season, after all.
slate.com
October 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM