i dont even know what a railroad commissioner does but i hope this stupid fuck loses
November 4, 2026 at 4:52 AM
i dont even know what a railroad commissioner does but i hope this stupid fuck loses
For your viewing pleasure—
November 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
For your viewing pleasure—
*to the tune of shots*
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November 3, 2026 at 11:29 AM
*to the tune of shots*
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Step By Step: How Votes Are Counted https://theonion.com/step-by-step-how-votes-are-counted/
November 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Step By Step: How Votes Are Counted https://theonion.com/step-by-step-how-votes-are-counted/
MISSISSIPPI?!!! 28 VOTES APART?!
November 4, 2026 at 6:03 AM
MISSISSIPPI?!!! 28 VOTES APART?!
November 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Anyone who votes gets free entry
November 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Anyone who votes gets free entry
For those who think their vote doesn't matter, Colom is up by 28 votes.
November 4, 2026 at 6:20 AM
For those who think their vote doesn't matter, Colom is up by 28 votes.
would michigan and maine count their damn votes please
November 4, 2026 at 3:56 AM
would michigan and maine count their damn votes please
73% of the votes counted. If Angie Nixon loses it’s because party leaders refused to invest in her campaign. What an indictment
November 4, 2026 at 12:42 AM
73% of the votes counted. If Angie Nixon loses it’s because party leaders refused to invest in her campaign. What an indictment
DDHQ has Colom up by 3,160 votes.
November 4, 2026 at 6:06 AM
DDHQ has Colom up by 3,160 votes.
WAIT HOLY SHIT WE CAN KILL THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE
PA: 19
Wi: 10
AZ: 11
MI: 15
That’s 55 electoral votes. 48 needed to ratify the NPVIC!
www.nationalpopularvote.com/state-status
PA: 19
Wi: 10
AZ: 11
MI: 15
That’s 55 electoral votes. 48 needed to ratify the NPVIC!
www.nationalpopularvote.com/state-status
November 4, 2026 at 6:23 AM
WAIT HOLY SHIT WE CAN KILL THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE
PA: 19
Wi: 10
AZ: 11
MI: 15
That’s 55 electoral votes. 48 needed to ratify the NPVIC!
www.nationalpopularvote.com/state-status
PA: 19
Wi: 10
AZ: 11
MI: 15
That’s 55 electoral votes. 48 needed to ratify the NPVIC!
www.nationalpopularvote.com/state-status
Boebert is down 5k votes to Eileen Laubacher with 94% in
November 4, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Boebert is down 5k votes to Eileen Laubacher with 94% in
Democrat Scott Colom pulls ahead of Republican incumbent Cindy Hyde-Smith by 7,000 votes in Mississippi, per Decision Desk HQ's tally.
93% of votes are counted. About 15,000 affidavit ballots are among the outstanding vote totals.
93% of votes are counted. About 15,000 affidavit ballots are among the outstanding vote totals.
November 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Democrat Scott Colom pulls ahead of Republican incumbent Cindy Hyde-Smith by 7,000 votes in Mississippi, per Decision Desk HQ's tally.
93% of votes are counted. About 15,000 affidavit ballots are among the outstanding vote totals.
93% of votes are counted. About 15,000 affidavit ballots are among the outstanding vote totals.
One… hundred million votes.
November 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
One… hundred million votes.
TWENTY EIGHT VOTES
November 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
TWENTY EIGHT VOTES
Democrat Scott Colom is currently ahead in Mississippi by 28 votes.
Out of nearly a million votes cast, the margin is currently 28.
Out of nearly a million votes cast, the margin is currently 28.
November 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Democrat Scott Colom is currently ahead in Mississippi by 28 votes.
Out of nearly a million votes cast, the margin is currently 28.
Out of nearly a million votes cast, the margin is currently 28.
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the no-votes-refused ballot-dump
November 3, 2026 at 9:35 PM
the no-votes-refused ballot-dump
After being appointed by John Adams, Virginia Foxx trails her Democratic challenger Chuck Hubbard by 99 votes.
November 4, 2026 at 6:30 AM
After being appointed by John Adams, Virginia Foxx trails her Democratic challenger Chuck Hubbard by 99 votes.
November 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM