#Weed
a pebble kicked up by a weed-whacker chipped my sunglasses once and could’ve done worse if my eyes weren’t shielded. I shudder to think of what something as strong as a lawnmower could do to me with a pebble.
September 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
i'll bring the weed
September 29, 2026 at 5:27 PM
And if you bake brownies w/ weed?
September 29, 2026 at 5:25 PM
i need the costco discount for buying bulk weed
September 29, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I’m similar: friends have noted I’m a reet miserable piece of shit unless I’m involved in a crisis. At which point I morph into some sort of super capable weirdo.

My solution has been weed.
September 29, 2026 at 5:23 PM
There's just not enough weed in the world to soothe my nerves.
September 29, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Damn. It’s super disappointing to tour the garden only to see that the landlord decimated all the plants you’ve been growing and attempting to spread for the past year with one swipe of the weed whacker.
September 29, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Yeah, but in about 90% of those cases most of the critics were rival authors trying to weed out the competition, so is it illiteracy or just a complete lack of scruples?
September 29, 2026 at 5:19 PM
my job is to smoke weed, watch tv, and draw porn all day

how did this happen

it’s like being in high school but there’s no classes and i get paid when i masturbate
September 29, 2026 at 5:18 PM
In such a town it was a challenge to find instances of the nasty old junk that forms my stock-in-trade, but I persisted, and was rewarded by a heap of rubbish on the outskirts of town. While I was snapping it a spotless lady speed walker gave me the most aggressive Bonjour I have ever received
September 29, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Tired to mock up my storm chasing rats in HeroForge!

#OC
September 29, 2026 at 5:16 PM
And like, should weed be put in school lunches? I think probably not
September 29, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I wish I could smoke weed without my body feeling like it’s getting fried in oil. I want high sex sooo bad. it sounds so fun. but my muscles will explode
September 29, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I believe they’ve done studies like that about weed too

I still think it should be legal and even if it hurts some cognitive function. And i think we should be asking what the US corporations incentives are in how they train their models, maybe?

Pro-LLM, anti-OpenAI
September 29, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Yet again dreaming of a commune up north away from it all. Just give me weed, goats, and something to watch movies on.
September 29, 2026 at 5:10 PM
"fortune weed". whatever
September 29, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Sofia fire emblem fortune weed I need you
September 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Looks absolutely OP. For some myriad reason I started wanting to smoke weed 😅
September 29, 2026 at 5:03 PM
i miss when weed was cool and not full of government chemicals that make you tweak
September 29, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Here’s what locals and tourists should learn before purchasing cannabis products.
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September 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Boosting this with my night diaper after a good evening of smoking weed and drinking a lil booze

Look! A diaper!! Interact with my post because there’s one here!! Please ;-;
September 29, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I get a boner from the feeling of losing myself to the weed gummy
September 29, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I know im a good friend because my buddy bought a weed soda and asked me to trip sit them and I didnt laugh in their face
September 29, 2026 at 4:51 PM
We voted to legalize abortion and weed. I'm convinced they (Schmitt and Hawley) rigged their elections and demand investigations.
September 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
No fucking way. Weed in MPLS is so expensive that plenty of people are still using the black market. Me? I’ll pay a premium to avoid those pricks.
September 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM