Fuck me, he's had his Weetabix
German Chancellor-in-waiting Friedrich Merz:
"The circumstances are determined above all by Putin's war of aggression against Europe. It is a war against Europe and not just a war against the territorial integrity of Ukraine⤵️
"The circumstances are determined above all by Putin's war of aggression against Europe. It is a war against Europe and not just a war against the territorial integrity of Ukraine⤵️
March 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Fuck me, he's had his Weetabix
Can you send me a Weetabix.
July 25, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Can you send me a Weetabix.
british wife: good mornin love
british husband: a rat stole me weetabix
british husband: a rat stole me weetabix
October 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
british wife: good mornin love
british husband: a rat stole me weetabix
british husband: a rat stole me weetabix
my wife mortally wounding me by calling weetabix “wheat slop”
June 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
my wife mortally wounding me by calling weetabix “wheat slop”
I'm going back to Weetabix.
Meat slop is out. We’re fiber-maxxing now We’re getting grainpilled. We’re not mewing protein, we’re chewing bran. Three squares a day straight from the heartland. Got blood work done last week and my bad cholesterol it in half.
March 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I'm going back to Weetabix.
"ESCAPE FROM THE UNDERWORLD" c/o the 1977 Weetabix "Doctor Who" promotion. Artist: Gordon Archer. #DoctorWho
October 2, 2026 at 9:10 PM
"ESCAPE FROM THE UNDERWORLD" c/o the 1977 Weetabix "Doctor Who" promotion. Artist: Gordon Archer. #DoctorWho
The TARDIS interior c/o the 1975 Weetabix promotion "DOCTOR WHO AND HIS ENEMIES". Art by Gordon Archer. #DoctorWho #Weetabix
June 24, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The TARDIS interior c/o the 1975 Weetabix promotion "DOCTOR WHO AND HIS ENEMIES". Art by Gordon Archer. #DoctorWho #Weetabix
@katie.bzky.team I knew it... Weetabix
June 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
@katie.bzky.team I knew it... Weetabix
in the interest of accountability to the transgender people i have tried actual weetabix (and not american shredded wheat bricks, apparently very different!) to get the Authentic Torture Basement Experience and now i understand why it's called a torture basement.
June 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
in the interest of accountability to the transgender people i have tried actual weetabix (and not american shredded wheat bricks, apparently very different!) to get the Authentic Torture Basement Experience and now i understand why it's called a torture basement.
Perfect day for sticking a couple of Weetabix on the barbie, this.
June 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Perfect day for sticking a couple of Weetabix on the barbie, this.
Weetabix fam is this too much sugar
February 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Weetabix fam is this too much sugar
This implies the existence of Weetabix druids and possibly Weetabix Hawkwind
January 29, 2026 at 7:12 AM
This implies the existence of Weetabix druids and possibly Weetabix Hawkwind
my toddler is mad at me because i would not serve ‘seven weetabix’ for breakfast
September 23, 2026 at 7:02 AM
my toddler is mad at me because i would not serve ‘seven weetabix’ for breakfast
An original Doctor Who Weetabix box from 1977 #DoctorWho
October 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
An original Doctor Who Weetabix box from 1977 #DoctorWho
It’s Andrew Neil’s birthday today and look, if you put a weetabix on Gerard Depardieu's head you get Andrew Neil.
May 21, 2026 at 7:23 AM
It’s Andrew Neil’s birthday today and look, if you put a weetabix on Gerard Depardieu's head you get Andrew Neil.
"Cyberman" c/o the "DOCTOR WHO AND HIS ENEMIES" Weetabix promotion (1975). #DoctorWho #DrWho #Weetabix #1970s
May 31, 2026 at 2:51 PM
"Cyberman" c/o the "DOCTOR WHO AND HIS ENEMIES" Weetabix promotion (1975). #DoctorWho #DrWho #Weetabix #1970s
Ive just realised that they should do a Weetabix biopic of all the characters, one for each, like the forthcoming Beatles films.
May 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Ive just realised that they should do a Weetabix biopic of all the characters, one for each, like the forthcoming Beatles films.
My cat loves to drink the milk from my bowl of Weetabix once I've finished, which isn't good for her as she has IBD. But she refuses to drink cat milk we get her. So to trick her, this morning I sprinkled Weetabix crumbs into a seperate bowl and poured over the cat milk. Success!
August 20, 2026 at 9:41 AM
My cat loves to drink the milk from my bowl of Weetabix once I've finished, which isn't good for her as she has IBD. But she refuses to drink cat milk we get her. So to trick her, this morning I sprinkled Weetabix crumbs into a seperate bowl and poured over the cat milk. Success!
An original 1977 Weetabix Doctor Who cereal box
November 16, 2024 at 12:30 PM
An original 1977 Weetabix Doctor Who cereal box
BREAKING NEWS: I have successfully eaten half bowl of weetabix. More as we have it.
April 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
BREAKING NEWS: I have successfully eaten half bowl of weetabix. More as we have it.
BREAKING: another stuffed weetabix skinhead fash has been found
July 6, 2026 at 9:55 AM
BREAKING: another stuffed weetabix skinhead fash has been found