Brüllen Querdullis während eines langatmigen Windowsupdates eigentlich auch ihren Rechner an?
SYSTEMSOFTWARE! 🤬
SYSTEMSOFTWARE! 🤬
September 28, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Brüllen Querdullis während eines langatmigen Windowsupdates eigentlich auch ihren Rechner an?
SYSTEMSOFTWARE! 🤬
SYSTEMSOFTWARE! 🤬
ProTip: You're gonna want to install today's WindowsUpdates stat.
May 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
ProTip: You're gonna want to install today's WindowsUpdates stat.
Zweifelhafte Schlafaufzeichnung, Butterbrot- und Milchkaffeefrühstück, Säge- und Hobelarbeiten, Lampen- und TV-Wandmontage, Dreck- und Müllbeseitigung, Windowsupdates über iPhone-Hotspot, Schmutz abgeduscht den Tag in Lüsener Pizzeria „Tal“ ausklingen lassen.
Und selbst?
Und selbst?
July 18, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Zweifelhafte Schlafaufzeichnung, Butterbrot- und Milchkaffeefrühstück, Säge- und Hobelarbeiten, Lampen- und TV-Wandmontage, Dreck- und Müllbeseitigung, Windowsupdates über iPhone-Hotspot, Schmutz abgeduscht den Tag in Lüsener Pizzeria „Tal“ ausklingen lassen.
Und selbst?
Und selbst?
Hier brüllt einer in sächsisch, dass der seine Windowsupdates nicht hinbekommt.
April 16, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Hier brüllt einer in sächsisch, dass der seine Windowsupdates nicht hinbekommt.
Morgen weer werken. Eens kijken of de nwe werklaptop nu wel succesvol door alle windowsupdates komt
June 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Morgen weer werken. Eens kijken of de nwe werklaptop nu wel succesvol door alle windowsupdates komt
Troubleshooting Windows Feature Updates with Graph API
Deploying Windows Feature Updates through #Intune seemed simple until one device didn’t appear in the Windows Feature update report.
In this @patchmypc.com blog, we will show you how to fix it with Graph: shorturl.at/5jNqp
#WindowsUpdates
Deploying Windows Feature Updates through #Intune seemed simple until one device didn’t appear in the Windows Feature update report.
In this @patchmypc.com blog, we will show you how to fix it with Graph: shorturl.at/5jNqp
#WindowsUpdates
January 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Troubleshooting Windows Feature Updates with Graph API
Deploying Windows Feature Updates through #Intune seemed simple until one device didn’t appear in the Windows Feature update report.
In this @patchmypc.com blog, we will show you how to fix it with Graph: shorturl.at/5jNqp
#WindowsUpdates
Deploying Windows Feature Updates through #Intune seemed simple until one device didn’t appear in the Windows Feature update report.
In this @patchmypc.com blog, we will show you how to fix it with Graph: shorturl.at/5jNqp
#WindowsUpdates
I've often though they should have "word of the day" or something of interest while it updates.
#windowsupdates
#windowsupdates
January 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I've often though they should have "word of the day" or something of interest while it updates.
#windowsupdates
#windowsupdates
Meeting für morgen ist auch vorbereitet. Jetzt noch den alten Laptop aktualisieren. WindowsUpdates sucks
October 10, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Meeting für morgen ist auch vorbereitet. Jetzt noch den alten Laptop aktualisieren. WindowsUpdates sucks
Wie viele Windowsupdates kann es geben alter
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Wie viele Windowsupdates kann es geben alter
Consent And Staying Informed Are The Key
#programming #windows #linux #Windowsupdates #Operatingsystems
https://programmerhumor.io/linux-memes/consent-and-staying-informed-are-the-key-o3wi
#programming #windows #linux #Windowsupdates #Operatingsystems
https://programmerhumor.io/linux-memes/consent-and-staying-informed-are-the-key-o3wi
June 20, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Consent And Staying Informed Are The Key
#programming #windows #linux #Windowsupdates #Operatingsystems
https://programmerhumor.io/linux-memes/consent-and-staying-informed-are-the-key-o3wi
#programming #windows #linux #Windowsupdates #Operatingsystems
https://programmerhumor.io/linux-memes/consent-and-staying-informed-are-the-key-o3wi
This is why I won't own a full EV until its a standalone model that DOESN'T require WindowsUpdates & BSODs (or kernel panics / ABENDs)
(And, incidentally, when they engineer a proper electric truck that isn't dogshit stupid and hideously expensive. Sadly, it'll be a while, by the look of things)
(And, incidentally, when they engineer a proper electric truck that isn't dogshit stupid and hideously expensive. Sadly, it'll be a while, by the look of things)
Good column by Cory Doctorow making sense of the story about Fisker, the EV company whose cars are all now lawn ornaments.
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www.tumblr.com/mostlysignss...
Cars bricked by bankrupt EV company will stay bricked
On OCTOBER 23 at 7PM, I'll be in DECATUR, presenting my novel THE BEZZLE at EAGLE EYE BOOKS.
There are few phrases in the modern lexicon more accursed than "software-based car," and yet, this is how…
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October 12, 2024 at 1:15 AM
This is why I won't own a full EV until its a standalone model that DOESN'T require WindowsUpdates & BSODs (or kernel panics / ABENDs)
(And, incidentally, when they engineer a proper electric truck that isn't dogshit stupid and hideously expensive. Sadly, it'll be a while, by the look of things)
(And, incidentally, when they engineer a proper electric truck that isn't dogshit stupid and hideously expensive. Sadly, it'll be a while, by the look of things)
Take control of Windows Feature Updates! Learn how to manage updates with #Intune, troubleshoot delays, and stay ahead of issues like throttling and safeguard holds. Check out our latest blog that uncovers it all 👉 patchmypc.com/windows-feat...
#WindowsUpdates #MSIntune #ITManagement #PatchMyPC
#WindowsUpdates #MSIntune #ITManagement #PatchMyPC
Under the Hood of Windows 11 Feature Updates: A Deep Dive into Windows Upgrades.
This blog breaks down what a feature update is, how to configure it in Intune, and what happens behind the scenes, from Intune to the WUfB-DS / Autopatch Service, and the Decision engine on the device...
patchmypc.com
January 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Take control of Windows Feature Updates! Learn how to manage updates with #Intune, troubleshoot delays, and stay ahead of issues like throttling and safeguard holds. Check out our latest blog that uncovers it all 👉 patchmypc.com/windows-feat...
#WindowsUpdates #MSIntune #ITManagement #PatchMyPC
#WindowsUpdates #MSIntune #ITManagement #PatchMyPC
Bei uns kommt das eher selten vor, dass windowsupdates Funktionen in der Software kaputt machen, kann mich an genau 2 solche Ereignisse erinnern in den letzten 14 Jahren. Was "kaputt" geht sind Druckertreiber die dann ein Problem verursachen oder auch Treiber für Chipkartenleser
October 14, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Bei uns kommt das eher selten vor, dass windowsupdates Funktionen in der Software kaputt machen, kann mich an genau 2 solche Ereignisse erinnern in den letzten 14 Jahren. Was "kaputt" geht sind Druckertreiber die dann ein Problem verursachen oder auch Treiber für Chipkartenleser
🔄 StuTech Tech Tip of the Day: Install updates ASAP. They’re not annoying — they’re armor.
#StuTechAZ #TechForSeniors #AZSeniorTechSupport #TechnicalSupport #computer #windows #managedservices #windowsupdates
#StuTechAZ #TechForSeniors #AZSeniorTechSupport #TechnicalSupport #computer #windows #managedservices #windowsupdates
July 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
🔄 StuTech Tech Tip of the Day: Install updates ASAP. They’re not annoying — they’re armor.
#StuTechAZ #TechForSeniors #AZSeniorTechSupport #TechnicalSupport #computer #windows #managedservices #windowsupdates
#StuTechAZ #TechForSeniors #AZSeniorTechSupport #TechnicalSupport #computer #windows #managedservices #windowsupdates
Gab ja auch wieder tolle Windowsupdates gestern, die wohl Daten löschen. Auf den Dingern läuft Windows 10 noch dazu. 💀
February 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Gab ja auch wieder tolle Windowsupdates gestern, die wohl Daten löschen. Auf den Dingern läuft Windows 10 noch dazu. 💀
Den ganzen Tag kommt nichts, aber in den 5 Minuten, wo Du mal 3m weg vom Rechner bist. 10 Anrufe, 39 Teamsnachrichten, 122 E-Mails, 58 Tickets, 12 Windowsupdates, 8 Brieftauben, 4 Postkutschen und 2 Hobbits + ein Zauberer wollen gleichzeitig was.
October 22, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Den ganzen Tag kommt nichts, aber in den 5 Minuten, wo Du mal 3m weg vom Rechner bist. 10 Anrufe, 39 Teamsnachrichten, 122 E-Mails, 58 Tickets, 12 Windowsupdates, 8 Brieftauben, 4 Postkutschen und 2 Hobbits + ein Zauberer wollen gleichzeitig was.
Windows Update Compliance Reporting FAQ ✅
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#WindowsUpdates #Compliance #Logs #Reporting #Winserv #Windows11 #ITPro #SecOps
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#WindowsUpdates #Compliance #Logs #Reporting #Winserv #Windows11 #ITPro #SecOps
February 26, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Windows Update Compliance Reporting FAQ ✅
techcommunity.microsoft.com/t5/core-infr...
#WindowsUpdates #Compliance #Logs #Reporting #Winserv #Windows11 #ITPro #SecOps
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#WindowsUpdates #Compliance #Logs #Reporting #Winserv #Windows11 #ITPro #SecOps
Windowsupdates sollten nur monatlich kommen. Ja, sie können gerne die Software und insbesondere Netzwerkverbindungen zerschießen, nein, die Softwarefirma trägt auch Mitschuld.
October 14, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Windowsupdates sollten nur monatlich kommen. Ja, sie können gerne die Software und insbesondere Netzwerkverbindungen zerschießen, nein, die Softwarefirma trägt auch Mitschuld.
You can finally pause Windows updates forever - but of course there's a catch
https://lifebriefly.news/you-can-finally-pause-windows-updates-forever-but-of-course-theres-a-catch
#WindowsUpdates #TechTrends #WindowsPause
https://lifebriefly.news/you-can-finally-pause-windows-updates-forever-but-of-course-theres-a-catch
#WindowsUpdates #TechTrends #WindowsPause
June 22, 2026 at 8:26 AM
You can finally pause Windows updates forever - but of course there's a catch
https://lifebriefly.news/you-can-finally-pause-windows-updates-forever-but-of-course-theres-a-catch
#WindowsUpdates #TechTrends #WindowsPause
https://lifebriefly.news/you-can-finally-pause-windows-updates-forever-but-of-course-theres-a-catch
#WindowsUpdates #TechTrends #WindowsPause
🥩🥩Mr T-Bone tip!🥩🥩[New blog from Microsoft]
Dive into Windows 11 Insider Preview Build 22635.4880! 🚀 Uncover exclusive features crafted for IT Pros. Don't miss out!
#InsiderPreview #WindowsUpdates #MVPBuzz #WindowsBlog
https://tip.tbone.se/IPU3xo
[AI generated, Human reviewed]
Dive into Windows 11 Insider Preview Build 22635.4880! 🚀 Uncover exclusive features crafted for IT Pros. Don't miss out!
#InsiderPreview #WindowsUpdates #MVPBuzz #WindowsBlog
https://tip.tbone.se/IPU3xo
[AI generated, Human reviewed]
February 10, 2025 at 10:10 AM
🥩🥩Mr T-Bone tip!🥩🥩[New blog from Microsoft]
Dive into Windows 11 Insider Preview Build 22635.4880! 🚀 Uncover exclusive features crafted for IT Pros. Don't miss out!
#InsiderPreview #WindowsUpdates #MVPBuzz #WindowsBlog
https://tip.tbone.se/IPU3xo
[AI generated, Human reviewed]
Dive into Windows 11 Insider Preview Build 22635.4880! 🚀 Uncover exclusive features crafted for IT Pros. Don't miss out!
#InsiderPreview #WindowsUpdates #MVPBuzz #WindowsBlog
https://tip.tbone.se/IPU3xo
[AI generated, Human reviewed]
グエエエエェーーッまたWindowsUpdatesの不具合踏んでしまったのでパッチ適用作業が長丁場〜！！Microsoftほんとうに酷過ぎる…
ここ2週間本当に自分の作業をやる時間が無さすぎる…
ここ2週間本当に自分の作業をやる時間が無さすぎる…
August 26, 2026 at 12:41 PM
グエエエエェーーッまたWindowsUpdatesの不具合踏んでしまったのでパッチ適用作業が長丁場〜！！Microsoftほんとうに酷過ぎる…
ここ2週間本当に自分の作業をやる時間が無さすぎる…
ここ2週間本当に自分の作業をやる時間が無さすぎる…
HALP!!!
I'm now in windows 10 hell. I need to update Windows. Where the hell is the update? I search updates, see Windowsupdates, click, and its a list if what needs updating. No way to choose anything.
I'm now in windows 10 hell. I need to update Windows. Where the hell is the update? I search updates, see Windowsupdates, click, and its a list if what needs updating. No way to choose anything.
November 11, 2024 at 8:43 PM
HALP!!!
I'm now in windows 10 hell. I need to update Windows. Where the hell is the update? I search updates, see Windowsupdates, click, and its a list if what needs updating. No way to choose anything.
I'm now in windows 10 hell. I need to update Windows. Where the hell is the update? I search updates, see Windowsupdates, click, and its a list if what needs updating. No way to choose anything.