#YardStick
someone get this squirrel a yardstick....
April 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
By this yardstick Trump should be in El Salvador by morning
April 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Remamon wip (yardstick wide hips not pictured here)
October 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Restored a metal yardstick today
August 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I’m so proud of Gavin Bazunu. He’s provided a yardstick for courage that his so-called teammates will eternally be judged as failing to live up to
September 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
It’s a great yardstick for the flexibility of the English language.
March 25, 2026 at 1:28 PM
The “secret” about Backrooms is that it’s just a good movie, by any yardstick. The way to replicate its success is to support & develop young writers & directors. And to give me a modest 5 million dollars to make my movie.
Hollywood agencies are searching Reddit for short stories and ideas that could be turned into movies following the success of 'Backrooms'

(via THR)
June 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Is calling Mike #Pence courageous now the yardstick for American politics?
May 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
i'm just as frustrated as anyone at how the NYT does news, but maybe it's simply time to accept that their front page is no longer the yardstick for what's actually important and relevant.
this is potentially the biggest scandal in presidential history and today's NYT didn't put it on the front page. today it's not above-the-fold on the website either (they do have a "grocery prices are falling!" story though lol)
July 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
there is no metric by which this is true. even 2028 primary polling (which is meaningless in general but seems like a fair yardstick here) doesn’t have him on top.

just a brazen attempt to impose him on us by the rich and the commentariat.
March 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Everyone meet YARDSTICK!
Because he only has 3 feet.
Saved and mending with the herd’s team at Community Animal Hospital P.C., (Dr Shelly who helps me make the paralyzed walk.) Yardstick will be available for adoption soon.
* Yardstick is not a Foster in my house. I will help get to his new home.
August 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Fine we’ll measure my cleavage. Go get the yardstick.
April 12, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Our vet does this. Favorite is the cat called Yardstick. Apparently he's got three feet 💚
January 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
August 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
The response to Elon Musk’s CSAM generator seems like the best yardstick now for how law enforcement leaders today would have responded to Epstein in the 2010s.
February 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
using morbius as a yardstick seems kinda mean
October 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Cat Cafe Barista Ghost
He only works there cause he can bring his cat Yardstick along. He makes Maine coons look like kittens
#Ghost #CoD #SimonRiley #teabonesart #mdni
February 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Ever thought you’re bad at your job? No you’re not, because this is now the yardstick to measure by
The NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER added the EDITOR OF THE ATLANTIC to a PRINCIPALS COMMITTEE TEXT CHAIN set up for the DEFENSE SECRETARY about PLANNED MILITARY STRIKES.

Here's a thread of involved parties talking about the need for secure communications (when Dems are involved):
March 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I like that Marvel movies are now an entertainment yardstick like when someone says how big a country is compared to Rhode Island or how long something in terms of football fields
March 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Dreamt I was rubbing foot powder on my yardstick last night doctor please help.
September 26, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Tragic news from the yardstick factory. Turns out, they're not making them any longer
February 26, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Using a yardstick to measure how deep your fatpad is
March 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It's surprising and a shame that your yardstick isn't the standard measurement... 'Cause it's good and accurate.
September 27, 2026 at 5:18 PM